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THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 7/24/2010

24 July 2010

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. Kawaii!!! Totemo kawaii!!! (via Candyblog and Snack Love) Baconnaise = disgusting. Lite mayo = disgusting. Baconnaise Lite = The worst sounding condiment since belacan, a fermented ground shrimp paste. (via Grub Grade) Wow! Someone ate the Carl’s Jr. Footlong Burger and [...]

REVIEW: Harajuku Lovers Fragrance G

10 February 2010

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I hate change. Yes, I know change can be a good thing, but I hate when the things I grew up with morph into something so unrecognizable that I have to question whether or not I’m in an alternate universe where Taylor Swift is regarded as talented. Gwen Stefani is on that list. She was [...]

REVIEW: Macadamia Nuts with SPAM

15 January 2010

12 Comments

To Hawaii residents, macadamia nuts are like flowers and most of the stuff at Spencer’s, they’re not something they would buy for themselves. However, that may change thanks to these Macadamia Nuts with SPAM, which combines the canned nut tourists love to buy with the flavor people in the other 49 states don’t understand why [...]

REVIEW: Wanchai Ferry Sweet & Sour Chicken Frozen Meal

2 December 2009

17 Comments

I wonder if Chinese people are ashamed when they eat at Panda Express because it’s a bastardized version of real Chinese food. I know I would be if I ate at a Japanese fast food restaurant called Hello Kitty Fun Fun Chow Chow Time. Whenever I walk into a Panda Express, I like to look [...]

REVIEW: Hello Kitty Rice Seasoning Mix

19 February 2009

14 Comments

Death by Hello Kitty is not how I hope to leave this Earth, but the Hello Kitty Rice Seasoning Mix has the power to make it happen with its 2,739 milligrams of sodium per package. Although that’s not how I imagined Hello Kitty would truly off me. I figure if Hello Kitty wanted to end [...]

McDonald’s Southern Style Chicken Sandwich

11 June 2008

40 Comments

The McDonald’s Southern Style Chicken Sandwich is cute. I’m not talking Hello Kitty cute, I’m talking women being courteous and calling a dude’s wiener “cute,” instead of the term they’re thinking in their head, which is “small.” Just like those courteous women do when they get a glimpse of the “cute cock,” I giggled a [...]

Sanrio Hello Kitty PEZ Dispensers

12 February 2008

22 Comments

I approached the checkout line at Target with caution. As a painfully neurotic and self-conscious person, I can get pretty freaked out about my shopping choices.  “Sir? I can help you over here,” a pleasant voice said, coming from the express line. Damn it, stuck with the young, cute cashier again. Always the least attentive [...]

Vitalon P Drink

6 January 2008

25 Comments

For some kinky reason, I really hoped that the Vitalon P Drink contained human urine, but despite the yellow can with a huge letter “P” on it and the yellow-colored liquid in the can, it does not contain a single drop of it. It’s just another gimmicky Asian product, like a Hello Kitty Vibrator or [...]

Hello Kitty Meow-Berry Pop-Tarts

17 July 2006

39 Comments

Hello Kitty is a whore! Seriously, who would allow themselves to have their likeness on every possible conceivable product. Some of you might say, “Hello Kitty doesn’t have a mouth, so she can’t say yes or no to what products she wants to endorse.” My answer to that would be, “Well, Hello Kitty has a [...]

Strawberry Milkshake Pop-Tarts

12 September 2005

24 Comments

Dear Strawberry Milkshake Pop-Tarts, Everyone goes through changes, and recently, I’ve gone through a change. During this change, I realized that you aren’t what I’m looking for. You’re not “the one.” You were delicious and you’ll always have a special place in my heart. I will always remember the great times we had. When you [...]