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A Grammar Book For You And I…Oops, Me!
Despite my English degree, which I got from an accredited four-year university located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, my grammar sucks. However, when people hear I have an English degree they automatically think I’m a grammar guru and spelling bee champion and they would journey from offices as far away as down the hall [...]
Continue reading...Ice Breakers Liquid Ice
30 August 2004
Erin, a loyal Impulsive Buy reader / stalker / groupie, sent me an email asking if I was going to do a review on the Ice Breakers Liquid Ice. I told her that I would, but I wasn’t able to find any. I didn’t find it at the national grocery store chain or [...]
Continue reading...Oral-B Brush-Ups
27 August 2004
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Ever brush your teeth with your finger? I have several times after waking up next to some girl I don’t even know and let me tell you, it really doesn’t work very well. You end up with toothpaste under your nail and you don’t get consistent toothpaste foaming. Sure I could use the girl’s [...]
Continue reading...Pepsi Edge / Coke C2
26 August 2004
Here at The Impulsive Buy we like to push the envelope and do things no other quasi-review website has ever done. Today we will be doing TWO reviews in ONE review. It’s like buying one and getting one free or two for the price of one. Of course you’re not paying for anything, but [...]
Continue reading...Crest Whitening Expressions Fresh Citrus Breeze Toothpaste
25 August 2004
Here at The Impulsive Buy Laboratories we do experiments, because the law says that if you have a laboratory, you must do experiments. Some of our experiments have included eating Pop Rocks while drinking a cola; pouring chocolate syrup into our mouths followed by milk and shaking our heads violently to see if they [...]
Continue reading...McDonald’s Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Sandwich
24 August 2004
The best way to describe the McDonald’s Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Sandwich is call it the result of a wild sex romp between a McChicken Sandwich and a Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Salad. Imagine the oily and wet action with lettuce flying everywhere and sesame seed buns being slapped. Oh yeah! Oh wait! What [...]
Continue reading...Mozart: Symphonies
23 August 2004
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I bought this album for one reason: To win the iTunes Music Store one-millionth download contest. The person who downloaded the one-millionth song was going to win a whole mess of sweet Apple stuff and I thought it was going to be mine, because of my elaborate plan. First, I created an [...]
Continue reading...Aspyr Adrenaline Sports Pack for the Mac
20 August 2004
Holy crap!!! Did you watch the X-Games? Man, they were doing some sick stuff. Makes me want to do some xtreme sports, except I’m afraid of getting hurt. Trying to grind down a handrail on a skateboard could be a testicle-crushing experience or I could drown trying to surf ten-foot waves. Growing [...]
Continue reading...Salt and Pepper Pringles Potato Chips
19 August 2004
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A couple months ago, I tried the limited edition Ketchup Pringles, which I purchased from the national, small-business destroying superstore behemoth I sometimes shop at. I really enjoyed them, although this is from someone who thinks ketchup goes great with anything. While watching a Pimp My Ride marathon and mowing down the can [...]
Continue reading...XtremeMac SportsWrap iPod Armband
18 August 2004
You want a piece of me? Do YOU want a piece of ME? Bring it on, baby! I’ll take you on with my huge guns? Take a gander at one of my 11-inch pythons in the picture. Uh huh! I know you’re scared now! Take a look at that picture [...]
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31 August 2004
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