Why did YOU give me a two-star rating on Blog Explosion for?
Did I upset or offend YOU?
Are YOU upset that I gave a two rating for both Honey Bunches of Oats with Real Bananas and Mixed Berry 7-Up Plus? Are YOU offended by my one rating for the Hood Carb Countdown Strawberry-Banana Lowfat Yogurt Smoothie?
Or are YOU upset that the only â€œpeopleâ€ who leave comments on your blog are your imaginary friends, â€œMr. Squeekersâ€ and â€œBrad Pitt.â€
What did I do?
Did I not make YOU laugh? Are my reviews not detailed enough for YOU? Do YOU hate the color orange? Do YOU work for Consumer Reports? Do YOU think Iâ€™m a comment whore? Are YOU offended by my use of the word â€œwhore?â€
Oh, sorry folks. I just drank a can of Pit Bull Energy Drink, which claims to be â€œattitude in a can.â€ Iâ€™ve only had it in my system for a few minutes, but so far I think that claim might be true. Or it could be the caffeine, sugar, taurine, and inositol combination in the Pit Bull Energy Drink that’s doing the talking.
Now back to the attitude.
I wouldnâ€™t be like this if YOU gave me a five- or a six-star rating, but YOU gave me a two-star rating. The only blogs that deserve a two- star rating are those that promote hatred towards puppies, talk about how Microsoft Windows 98 is the greatest operating system ever, and those that only post their results for Quizilla quizzes every single day.
What did I do to deserve this?
Itâ€™s like YOU think my blog will cause the downfall of Americaâ€™s youth or it promotes smoking.
I went to your blog, and just like this Pit Bull Energy Drink, I have to say thereâ€™s nothing special about it. At least the Pit Bull Energy Drink has a nice lemon-lime ginger ale taste to it. Your blog doesnâ€™t have anything like that to give it a nice sweet and tart taste.
Now that I got most of the attitude from the Pit Bull Energy Drink out of me, I have to say that I really don’t care if YOU gave me a two-star rating. It’s your opinion and I’ll respect it.
I guess I can’t please everyone.
Item: Pit Bull Energy Drink
Purchase Price: $2.29
Rating: 3 out of 5
Pros: Nice lemon-lime ginger ale taste. Better than a certain blog. Caffeine.
Cons: Nothing separates it from other energy drinks. The name kind of rips off Red Bull. Perhaps too much attitude.