Mountain Dew LiveWire

Written by | November 17, 2004

Topics: 3 Rating, Beverage, Mountain Dew, Soda

Mountain Dew LiveWire

Mountain Dew LiveWire. Originally released last summer. Re-released this summer. It’s not summer anymore, but they still sell it. Will probably be re-re-released next summer. I like it. I usually call it Mountain Dew orange. After drinking a Mountain Dew, I feel so xtreme. I want to do a 50-50 railslide on a skateboard, or do a tailwhip 540 on a BMX bike, or do a nac-nac backflip on a motorcycle. If given the choice between original Mountain Dew and Mountain Dew LiveWire, I would pick the original Mountain Dew.

Okay, now that I’ve got the mandatory review part out of the way, I can talk about the new prize drawing.

About a month ago The Impulsive Buy held it’s first ever prize drawing. We gave away six Oral-B Brush-Ups.

We think the people who received them were very happy because these Brush-Ups are a good way to freshen their breath in case they ever found themselves in a spontaneous make out session in the back seat of a car.

For our second prize drawing, we will be giving away SEVEN Wet Ones Kids Antibacterial Wipes, which won’t help you if you ever found yourself in a spontaneous make out session in the back seat of a car.

Oh wait, now that we think about it…

If you find yourself in a spontaneous make out session in the back seat of a car with someone who isn’t your significant other, you can use the Wet Ones Kids Antibacterial Wipe to wipe away any lipstick or mask any perfume/cologne, so that your significant other won’t find out that you had a spontaneous make out session in the back seat of a car with someone else.

Anyway, we reviewed them last month and here’s your chance to win one (1) Wet Ones Kids Antibacterial Wipe.

To enter the drawing, just leave a comment for THIS review. Also, so that we don’t seem like comment whores, you can also enter by sending us an email with the phrase “Wet Ones” in the subject field.

If you leave a comment, don’t forget to fill out the email field, because we will be emailing winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, we will take care of that.

We will start accepting entries for the drawing on November 17, 2004. We will stop accepting entries on November 21, 2004 at 11:59 pm (Hawaii Standard Time). Only one entry allowed per person.

Entries will be stuffed into a jar that used to hold mayonnaise and still smells like mayonnaise. Winning entries will be drawn from this jar and will probably smell like mayonnaise.

For those of you who’ve never won anything in your life, here’s your chance to finally boost your self-esteem and be a winner, like all the competitors at the Special Olympics.

Fine Print: We promise your email address will not be used to send you spam about Levitra or getting a free iPod. We also promise your mailing address will not be used to send you loan offers or offers for DSL. Bribes will not be accepted. We will not be responsible for lost mail.


Item: Mountain Dew LiveWire
Purchase Price: $1.29
Rating: 3 out of 5
Pros: It’s good. Orangy. Same amount of caffeine as regular MD, but not as good as regular MD. Makes me want to be xtreme.
Cons: Limited edition. Causes me to incorrectly spell the word “extreme.”






26 Comments For This Post I'd Love to Hear Yours!

  1. Andrea says:

    “you must also agree to take Celene Dion back”
    Sure, she can hang out at the airport.

    (lame reference to the fact she is now Air Canada’s spokesperson. See her latest video? Done in an airplane hanger. Do you review music videos?)

  2. marvo says:

    Andrea – If I did music video reviews of Canadian musicians, it would go something like this:

    Celene Dion – F
    Bryan Adams – C (It was a B in the 1990s)
    Barenaked Ladies – A

  3. Sam says:

    You do mean barenaked ladies the band, don’t you Marvo? right?

  4. marvo says:

    Um…Yeah, the band.

  5. Suzanne says:

    sighs. My son doesn’t follow directions either. I guess he get’s that from me huh?

    I don’t drink MD. The high concentration of caffeine makes the little voices inside my head scream Metallica songs and it’s just too syrup-ie to begin with. Organge flavored syrup would probably make me gag!

  6. Betsy says:

    (channeling Young Annoying Daughter)

    But I never win anything. Can I finally win something? Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?

    (and if that was too annoying)

    I respectfully request permission to enter your second illustrious giveaway, please.