Mountain Dew LiveWire

Mountain Dew LiveWire

Mountain Dew LiveWire. Originally released last summer. Re-released this summer. It’s not summer anymore, but they still sell it. Will probably be re-re-released next summer. I like it. I usually call it Mountain Dew orange. After drinking a Mountain Dew, I feel so xtreme. I want to do a 50-50 railslide on a skateboard, or do a tailwhip 540 on a BMX bike, or do a nac-nac backflip on a motorcycle. If given the choice between original Mountain Dew and Mountain Dew LiveWire, I would pick the original Mountain Dew.

Okay, now that I’ve got the mandatory review part out of the way, I can talk about the new prize drawing.

About a month ago The Impulsive Buy held it’s first ever prize drawing. We gave away six Oral-B Brush-Ups.

We think the people who received them were very happy because these Brush-Ups are a good way to freshen their breath in case they ever found themselves in a spontaneous make out session in the back seat of a car.

For our second prize drawing, we will be giving away SEVEN Wet Ones Kids Antibacterial Wipes, which won’t help you if you ever found yourself in a spontaneous make out session in the back seat of a car.

Oh wait, now that we think about it…

If you find yourself in a spontaneous make out session in the back seat of a car with someone who isn’t your significant other, you can use the Wet Ones Kids Antibacterial Wipe to wipe away any lipstick or mask any perfume/cologne, so that your significant other won’t find out that you had a spontaneous make out session in the back seat of a car with someone else.

Anyway, we reviewed them last month and here’s your chance to win one (1) Wet Ones Kids Antibacterial Wipe.

To enter the drawing, just leave a comment for THIS review. Also, so that we don’t seem like comment whores, you can also enter by sending us an email with the phrase “Wet Ones” in the subject field.

If you leave a comment, don’t forget to fill out the email field, because we will be emailing winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, we will take care of that.

We will start accepting entries for the drawing on November 17, 2004. We will stop accepting entries on November 21, 2004 at 11:59 pm (Hawaii Standard Time). Only one entry allowed per person.

Entries will be stuffed into a jar that used to hold mayonnaise and still smells like mayonnaise. Winning entries will be drawn from this jar and will probably smell like mayonnaise.

For those of you who’ve never won anything in your life, here’s your chance to finally boost your self-esteem and be a winner, like all the competitors at the Special Olympics.

Fine Print: We promise your email address will not be used to send you spam about Levitra or getting a free iPod. We also promise your mailing address will not be used to send you loan offers or offers for DSL. Bribes will not be accepted. We will not be responsible for lost mail.


Item: Mountain Dew LiveWire
Purchase Price: $1.29
Rating: 3 out of 5
Pros: It’s good. Orangy. Same amount of caffeine as regular MD, but not as good as regular MD. Makes me want to be xtreme.
Cons: Limited edition. Causes me to incorrectly spell the word “extreme.”

26 thoughts on “Mountain Dew LiveWire

  1. Hey – I can use a single wet one antibacterial wipe! Pick me!

    Was thinking, you could use antibacterial wipes to clean that mayonaise jar. Might make it less smelly.

  2. blah, Mountain Dew… you do know that its shown to lower sperm count, right? 😀

    Can u make your pets smell friuty with those Wet Ones?

  3. There’s nothing like the rush of the midmorning Mountain Dew when you haven’t had breakfast! *zing* . P.S. I need a wipe, my girlie has fluffernutter face.

  4. Aymie’s Mom – Yeah, we really like Pitch Black too.

    Goldberry – We could do that, but that would mean one less prize to win. Maybe washing the jar might help with smell.

    Aymie – Hey don’t be dissin’ MD! It helped me get a college degree. Also I’m sure the Wet Ones will make any pet smell fruity, but does your pet want to smell fruity?

    jenny – Aaah, yes. Mountain Dew and a Power Bar, my chosen breakfast on exam days.

    spacemonkey – Don’t you have another spacemonkey to help clean you? Isn’t that what monkeys do?

  5. I just found your site a couple of days ago, and I must tell you that I LOVE it. note: I am not trying to suck up for the dray I would like to be entered in the draw, but I will still continue to read this blog if I don’t win. 🙂

  6. PrincessL – Thanks and sucking up has never worked for me.

    Andrea – Hmm…I feel bad that you folks don’t have hockey, so I’ll include Canadians. Oh wait, you must also agree to take Celene Dion back.

    webmiztris – Are you sure you don’t get enough spam about sluts? Also, is the spam about horses somehow related to your spam about sluts?

  7. I can finally tell my friends (one of whom one a trip to Hawaii) that I have finally accomplished something in my life! Sign me right up!

  8. Ooh, ooh! Fun! Fun!
    Will you ship APO? It’s the same price as a regular stamp, and then (maybe) I’ll get to have wetwipes antibacterial in Japan!

  9. Lenore – I don’t know if winning an antibacterial wipe from a quasi-product review blog is something to brag about.

    Alex – Sure I’ll ship APO. Now where’s APO? Just kidding. 🙂

  10. I, too, am amongst those who have recently found your site and fallen in love. Keep up the good work and enter me in the drawing!

    I could never adjust to LimeWire. MD just isn’t supposed to taste like orange. Now if it could LOOK orange instead of that neon green color but still taste like regular MD, that’d be awesome.

  11. Leah – MD now comes in a green, orange, red, and black. We’re waiting for it to come in yellow.

    akiko – Ahem! Ahem!

  12. “you must also agree to take Celene Dion back”
    Sure, she can hang out at the airport.

    (lame reference to the fact she is now Air Canada’s spokesperson. See her latest video? Done in an airplane hanger. Do you review music videos?)

  13. Andrea – If I did music video reviews of Canadian musicians, it would go something like this:

    Celene Dion – F
    Bryan Adams – C (It was a B in the 1990s)
    Barenaked Ladies – A

  14. sighs. My son doesn’t follow directions either. I guess he get’s that from me huh?

    I don’t drink MD. The high concentration of caffeine makes the little voices inside my head scream Metallica songs and it’s just too syrup-ie to begin with. Organge flavored syrup would probably make me gag!

  15. (channeling Young Annoying Daughter)

    But I never win anything. Can I finally win something? Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?

    (and if that was too annoying)

    I respectfully request permission to enter your second illustrious giveaway, please.

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