Iâ€™m really skeptical about anything named Kazaam.
I blame it on the 1996 movie starring professional basketball player Shaquille Oâ€™Neal called â€Kazaamâ€. It took away 90 minutes of my life that I will never EVER get back. It took away $6.50 that Iâ€™ll never see again. It also made me start my mental list called â€œMovies I Canâ€™t Believe I Frickenâ€™ Sat Through.â€
â€œKazaamâ€ was in the number one spot for several years, until it was replaced in 2003 by the American Idol flick “From Justin to Kelly.”
Damn, the things I’d do for a woman.
The Rice Krispies Treats Kazaam Crunch are basically a chocolate dip away from being a Kudos Bar, with its granola, rice krispies, and chocolate chips. I happened to get my hands on the caramel one, but they also come in cookies & cream and rainbow chip.
Theyâ€™re good. Theyâ€™re sweet. Theyâ€™re crunchy. Theyâ€™re glorified granola bars.
Remember when granola was only eaten by dirty hippies who didnâ€™t believe in deodorant.
Damn, dirty hippies!
Anyway, each box comes with eight bars and I went through all eight in two days. So they must be really good or Iâ€™m so bored that I have nothing else better to do than eat a box of Rice Krispies Treats Kazaam Crunch and watch Oprah.
So there are three things I want you to remember from this review: (1) Rice Krispies Treats Kazaam Crunch is good. (2) Shaquille Oâ€™Nealâ€™s â€œKazaamâ€ is bad. (3) Hippies should use deodorant.
Item: Rice Krispies Treats Kazaam Crunch
Purchase Price: $3.00 (on sale)
Rating: 8 out of 10
Pros: Waaay better than the movie Kazaam. Granola is no longer for just dirty hippies.
Cons: Sort of like a Kudos Bar. Damn hippies!