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Happy Holy Crap It’s Almost Christmas And I Didn’t Buy Anyone A Gift Day!!!

By Marvo | December 22, 2004

Santa

Sorry there will be no review today, as I make my way to the crowded shopping malls to do all my Christmas shopping.

I must prepare to fight with little old ladies for $5.99 DVDs; find ways to overcome my claustrophobia; try to find the perfect gift, but settle for gift cards; and sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what I REALLY want for Christmas is for him to take his hand off of my ass.

(Just a friendly tip for you Christmas shoppers. If there’s a valet service at the mall you’re going to, take advantage of that sucker, because it’s sooo worth it.)

Oh yeah, I pulled the winners for this month’s prize drawing yesterday. The three lucky winners will each receive one (1) box of Jello Oreo Instant Pudding.

There 3 winners are:

1. Jenny (Ficklewhimsy Jenny)
2. Aymie’s Mom
3. hmw

Congratulations to the winners.

Okay, I haven’t done this in a long time. I’m going to let you vote on what product I’m going to review on Monday, December 27th. I’m going to give you three options.

The product with the most votes will be reviewed and the other two products will be banished to product review hell, where they will never get reviewed.

Here are your three choices:

1. Pop-Tarts Frosted Caramel Chocolate Snak-Stix
2. Subway Toasted Chicken Bacon Ranch Sub
3. Mountain Dew Baja Blast

Voting will end at December 26th at 11:59 pm (Hawaii Standard Time).

Topics: General |



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31 Responses to “Happy Holy Crap It’s Almost Christmas And I Didn’t Buy Anyone A Gift Day!!!”

  1. Chana Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 2:51 am

    Pop tarts! Pop tarts! Always go with the pop tarts! :)
    And good luck fighting the old ladies! ;)

  2. Aymie's mom Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 4:13 am

    First of all…let me thank all the little people who helped me win pudding….I couldn’t have done it without you! :) I think I’d like to have the Subway Chicky sammich reviewed…I eat there at least once a week and I’d actually be able to test it myself. As Jarrod would say “Go Subway Baby!”

  3. heather Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 4:24 am

    Ya, review the pop tarts!

  4. Beth Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 4:58 am

    Well, I already know that Mountain Dew Baja Blast rules, so I’m going with poptarts. Now I have to go get a sub. I’m hungry.

  5. kmsqrd Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 5:13 am

    Pop tarts, for sure!!

  6. Brad Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 5:30 am

    I have to go with the Baja Blast. I wonder why they gave that flavor a “test-run” with Taco Bell junkies like myself before releasing it to the general public?

  7. suki Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 6:10 am

    Baja Blast, baby!

  8. Anonymous Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 6:36 am

    MD

  9. Bernie Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 6:52 am

    Pop Tarts
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  10. Dawn (webmiztris) Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 8:27 am

    Yum, that sub sounds good! Try that!

  11. Dawn (webmiztris) Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 8:28 am

    P.S. I pity the fool who didn’t do any Christmas shopping yet!!

  12. Oliquig Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 8:58 am

    Poptarts please!

  13. Kirkkitsch Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 9:10 am

    You may not know this, but I like sammiches. So my vote is for the Subway Toasted Chicken Bacon Ranch Sub.

    Thank you.

  14. Surfcat Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 9:32 am

    I’d go with the sandwich!

  15. Bun-Girl Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 9:36 am

    Caramel Pop-Tarts?!? And you even have a question as to which should be reviewed??? I didn’t even know they made such a thing or I would already have a box (or 2) in my desk! Ok, I feel a sudden need to go to the grocery store…

    Please review the pop-tarts!!!!

  16. Mimi Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 11:03 am

    Do the Dew!

  17. Alex Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 11:48 am

    Go for the sandwich!Yum….subway…

  18. Yam Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 12:16 pm

    Man, I got jipped again with the pudding! Go Mum! :)
    My vote for the next review is the Subway chickie sammich.

  19. Mquest Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 4:41 pm

    Mountain Dew Baja Blast!!! Does it taste like vegitable oil?

  20. Karen Says:
    December 22nd, 2004 at 6:55 pm

    Baja Blast, please! We’ve already tried the pop-tarts.

  21. birdwoman Says:
    December 23rd, 2004 at 3:58 am

    Mountain Dew!

  22. themeatdoctor Says:
    December 23rd, 2004 at 5:17 am

    Subway Toasted Chicken Bacon Ranch Sub - I think your review of a product with so many words in the name could have a lot of potential!

  23. Melissa Says:
    December 23rd, 2004 at 8:13 am

    Poptarts! And then follow it up with the Mountain Dew (uggg…)

  24. Heather Says:
    December 23rd, 2004 at 7:45 pm

    I’m going with the baja blast, since I don’t drink caffeine anymore due to nursing, I can live my buzz vicariously through you.

  25. Princess Wild Cow Says:
    December 23rd, 2004 at 11:56 pm

    Chicken…Bacon…Ranch…I want some!

  26. mai Says:
    December 24th, 2004 at 3:05 am

    Sammich!! Gotta review anything that resembles a sammich… especially if it sounds as yummy as that one.

  27. Mir Says:
    December 25th, 2004 at 6:54 pm

    Mt. Dew, Marvo!

    Because, let’s face it: The pop-tarts are going to be good, if you like pop-tarts. All pop-tarts taste a little bit like cardboard, but contain just enough crack to make them irresistible in spite of this.

    Subway has good sandwiches and not-so-good sandwiches, but the well of Jared jokes has been used up, by now. Also I will cry if I ever read about ANYTHING with bacon being unyummy. I simply cannot take that risk.

    Therefore, you must do the Dew. It could go either way, either way does not greatly affect my life, and the fun is in the suspense.

  28. akiko Says:
    December 26th, 2004 at 7:13 pm

    Uh…you gotta do the Pop Tarts… it’s like your signature food item.

  29. Lou Says:
    December 27th, 2004 at 3:58 am

    Pop tarts, wahoo!

  30. Aj Says:
    December 27th, 2004 at 12:14 pm

    Go for the sub — hmmm

  31. marvo Says:
    December 27th, 2004 at 12:24 pm

    Voting is now closed.