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Memey Christmas!!!
By Marvo | December 25, 2004
I’m not one of those people who would jump into a volcano if everyone else jumped into it, but I was asked by Impulsive Buy fanatic, Mellie from Golly Blog Howdy to do this meme, which seems to be really popular right now in the blogosphere.
At first, I didn’t want to do it, but it’s the giving season, Mellie is one of the Impulsive Buy’s biggest fans, and Mellie said it would be like me doing a product review on myself.
So here I am, jumping into a volcano…
Three names you go by:
1. Marvo
2. Marv
3. Mar
Three screen names you have:
1. Marvo (That’s it)
Three things you like about yourself:
1. My sense of humor
2. My creativity
3. My ability to talk about anything and nothing
Three things you hate/dislike about yourself:
1. My slouch
2. My gut (Stop looking at my gut! I’m working on it!)
3. My bank account
Three parts of your heritage:
1. Japanese (Unless my mom and dad aren’t telling me something)
Three things that scare you:
1. Panhandlers
2. Ben Affleck movies
3. Creamy Alfredo Ramen
Three of your everyday essentials:
1. iPod (The way I drown out the rest of the world)
2. Power Mac G4
3. Peanut butter and guava jelly toast
Three things you are wearing right now:
1. Nike running shorts
2. Plain gray t-shirt
3. Gap plaid boxers
Three of your favorite bands/artists at the moment:
1. Stephen Lynch (comedian)
2. Do As Infinity (Japanese rock band)
3. Alkaline Trio
Three of your favorite songs at present:
1. “Baby” by Stephen Lynch
2. “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)” by My Chemical Romance
3. “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” by Green Day
Three things you want to try in the next 12 months:
1. Get a real job (This freelance writing thing is tough)
2. Lose 10 pounds
3. Beat down spammers Bob and Texas Holdem with a rusty shovel
Three things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
1. Sense of humor
2. Good conversation
3. Intelligence
Two truths and a lie:
1. I got an angry letter from a multi-billion dollar fast food chain
2. I can touch my nose with my tongue
3. I’m a compulsive recycler.
Three physical things about the opposite (or same) sex that appeals to you:
1. Nice smile
2. Nice legs
3. Baby-making hips
Three things you just can’t do:
1. A cartwheel
2. Name all 50 state and their capitals
3. Eat anything with coconuts (I HATE coconuts)
Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. Writing/Blogging
2. Watching the Daily Show
3. Eating stuff I shouldn’t be eating and then exercising to make up for the fact that I’m eating stuff I shouldn’t be eating
Three things you want to do really badly right now:
1. Buy a new digital camera (Mine broke an hour ago)
2. Order a pizza
3. Go to the bathroom.
Three careers you’re considering:
1. Professional writer/blogger
2. Advertising copywriter
3. Homely, slightly overweight stripper
Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. Seattle
2. Vancouver
3. Italy
Three kids names:
I don’t have kids (at least, none that I know of), but here are some random names.
1. Aaron
2. Candace
3. Mellie
Three things you want to do before you die:
1. Live
2. Pay off my car loan
3. Make out with either Angelina Jolie or Winona Ryder or both at the same time
Item: Marvo
Purchase Price: $5.00 (I believe that’s the going rate for homely, slightly overweight strippers)
Rating: 3 out of 5
Pros: Ability to put together a sentence. Long sideburns.
Cons: Homely. Slightly overweight. Slouches.
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December 25th, 2004 at 5:50 am
Your hilarious! I really loved today’s entry!!
December 25th, 2004 at 8:09 am
Which fast-food chain did you piss off?
December 25th, 2004 at 10:00 am
Gail - Thank you.
Jennifer - The company I’m talking about starts with the letter M and ends with cDonald’s.
December 25th, 2004 at 4:56 pm
haha~nice one.
December 25th, 2004 at 5:20 pm
Coconut haters of the world unite!
December 25th, 2004 at 6:56 pm
Wait… long sideburns are a pro??
December 25th, 2004 at 7:45 pm
Sitting here late at night trying to picture those Gap plaid boxers…:) Marvo…you are the bestest…you SHOULD be a professional writer…I’d read anything you wrote
Keep it up for 2005 (I meant the writing thing..but if you read anything else in that..so be it :P)
December 26th, 2004 at 12:58 pm
a slouch, a gut AND long sideburns?
That’s hot.
December 26th, 2004 at 1:16 pm
This was really witty! I enjoyed it. Great blog!
December 26th, 2004 at 2:00 pm
sarah - Thank you.
Anna - Yes, let us unite and after we get rid of the coconuts, we will get rid of the beets. Muahaha. Muahaha.
Mir - In the 1960s they were.
Aymie’s Mom - You know, I think I may retire at the end of this year. I think I want to stop, while I’m at the top of my game.
Webmiztris - You can’t see it, but I also have a lazy eye. Doesn’t that make me hotter?
sharon - Thank you. Come again.
December 26th, 2004 at 9:50 pm
Well howdy guys!
Great post - I just love your site, which is why I have you listed as one of my Top 5 Sites on my blog. Similar to Blog Explosions Top 10, my Top 5 favs (and NO Michele Agnew does NOT appear on it!)
Keep up the great reviews:)
Happy New Year!
Flirt
December 26th, 2004 at 10:07 pm
Flirt - You have a purdy site and I added it to my blogroll page. Thanks for listing me as one of your Top 5 favorite blogs and have a Happy New Year!
December 26th, 2004 at 10:37 pm
Only five bucks and comes with a Mac? I’ll take two, please. Hold the stripper footage.
December 27th, 2004 at 1:11 am
Mellie - The Mac costs extra. Also, are you SURE you don’t want to see the stripper footage? I REALLY do have footage. No, seriously I do.
December 27th, 2004 at 8:31 am
Dude! I have a lazy eye too!! I shit you not!