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By: The Impulsive Buy » Blog Archive » Fuze Mega Energy Drink

The Impulsive Buy » Blog Archive » Fuze Mega Energy Drink — Wed, 16 Feb 2005 10:08:11 +0000

[...] he United States and Canada. Sorry, the rest of the world. Entries will be stuffed into a Hefty HandySak and when it’s time to pull winner we will shake it like it was a Pol [...]

By: mashugala

mashugala — Tue, 08 Feb 2005 13:14:45 +0000

a really sucky water balloon thats hard to pop
a canvas for modern art
the shirt in the “im too sexy” video
a pot of gold
lunchbag
jello mold
antler cozy

By: jen

jen — Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:42:37 +0000

Marvo, it’s ok, I’ll wait ;)

By: marvo

marvo — Mon, 07 Feb 2005 08:33:43 +0000

jen – Honestly, I don’t need ANOTHER stalker right now. :-)

By: Big B

Big B — Sun, 06 Feb 2005 20:42:54 +0000

I have some ideas…
A sail boat sail patch.
A face sheild for CPR (so you don’t get barfed on)
Stewart Little’s parachute.
Poor guy’s hiking pack.
A laundry bag.
A mexican’s rain poncho
A hobo’s tent.
A hobo’s blanket.
Santa’s recycleable present bag.
Something for tree-huggers to protest about.
A very dangerous lampshade.
Dr. Kevorkian’s new euthanasia tool.
An ineffective biohazardous needle catcher.
An arm sling support.
David’s 21st century sling. (David and Goliath)
A school book cover.
A vaccuum bag.
A dumb person’s fish net.
A poor hiker’s water bottle.
A third-world-country shower (poke some holes in it.)
An enima bladder.
A sled.
Jeff Gordon’s window net.

By: TheSuccessSpot

TheSuccessSpot — Sun, 06 Feb 2005 18:08:10 +0000

Here are a few quick ideas…
Surrender flag?
Fill with sand and place under shirt to simulate pregnancy, mainly for men.
Bookmark?
Rain poncho (depending on size of wearer)
Fill with air, tie — field expedient flotation device!
Tie around head for a tres chic head band (Come on, all the cool kids are doing it)
Toga! Toga! Toga!

By: jen

jen — Sun, 06 Feb 2005 16:55:55 +0000

With a magic marker, it could easily be turned into a designer knock-off purse, just add a few Ls and Vs.

Now, #63, Marvo, you are such a tease! I still don’t see a phone number posted for a booty call ;)

By: twofad

twofad — Sun, 06 Feb 2005 14:41:00 +0000

Doggy bag for left-overs in Chinese restaurants

By: WalnutCookie

WalnutCookie — Sun, 06 Feb 2005 06:56:46 +0000

I use them as a mat to collect hair clipping when I cut my friend’s hair.

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 21:12:42 +0000

Webmiztris – See, it’s so frickin’ hard to come up with 101 uses. I don’t know how Hefty came up with that number.

Goldberry – Fit 8 heads in ONE BAG?! Are you suggesting a fraternity challenge, like trying to fit as many people into a telephone booth?