Comments on: Pillsbury Chocolate Chip Big Deluxe Classics

By: marvo

marvo — Sun, 20 Mar 2005 00:20:56 +0000

Tommy – Yeah, total MILF.

By: Tommy

Tommy — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 23:35:22 +0000

Martha could dust the crumbs off of me anytime.

By: Toni

Toni — Fri, 18 Mar 2005 07:43:30 +0000

Um…

Thanks to you, I will never eat chocolate chip cookies ever again.

Eh, who am I kidding? I’ll still eat them!

Actually, I can’t even begin to imagine what “dusting the crumbs” off of you could mean @_@

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 17 Mar 2005 05:39:34 +0000

Toni – Oooh, I have another image. How about Martha in a sexy French Maid outfit “dusting the crumbs off of me?” Eh, use your imagination to define what “dusting the crumbs off of me” means.

By: Toni

Toni — Thu, 17 Mar 2005 02:15:21 +0000

Oh. Ew. Now I can’t even enjoy the thought of cookies.

Damn you Marvo! And damn you Martha Stewart for being such a tempting MILF Jezebel to poor young guys!

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:54:19 +0000

Webmiztris – Sorry, um, Happy Belated Birthday! :-D

CT – Oh, don’t ruin my image of Martha! Everything about Martha is perfect! Martha is all-knowing. Martha does no wrong…Okay, on occasion she does do wrong.

By: CT

CT — Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:02:59 +0000

About those Marth towels from K-Mart: My roommate from several years ago bought a set of those, and the same thing happened. Nothing but fuzzies, they probably would have completely disintegrated within a couple of months if he hadn’t tossed them out right away. Looks like they haven’t improved any since then.

By: Dawn (webmiztris)

Dawn (webmiztris) — Wed, 16 Mar 2005 17:51:26 +0000

why must you do this to me right before lunch? ;)

must. have. COOKIES!!

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 16 Mar 2005 10:59:11 +0000

Toni – I have a worse image that can be burned into your brain. How about me crumbling the cookies on Martha’s body and then licking the crumbs up?

By: Toni

Toni — Wed, 16 Mar 2005 09:34:14 +0000

Um, spanking Martha’s ass with a wooden spoon?

That’s an image that will forever be burned into my brain.

*shudder*

Thanks a lot, Marvo.

*closes her eyes and whispers silently*
Mustthinkaboutthecookies…mustthinkaboutthecookies…mustthinkaboutthecookies…
mustthinkaboutthecookies…mustthinkaboutthecookies…

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 16 Mar 2005 05:02:51 +0000

Chuck – Thanks for the compliment. Let me tell you, I wouldn’t mind handcuffing Martha, you know what I mean. ::nudge:: ::nudge::

By: Chuck

Chuck — Wed, 16 Mar 2005 03:43:39 +0000

Marvo, thanks for another hilarious review. However, I’ve never had the hots for Martha…but then again, that does improve your odds of a successful House Arrest with her.

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 16 Mar 2005 00:45:11 +0000

Mellie – Despite owning a Martha Stewart Everyday Baking Set, I don’t bake much of anything (I actually bought them to impress women). So I don’t know if they are actually better than other ready-to-bake cookies, but they sure do taste better than packaged mass-produced cookies.

By: Mellie Helen

Mellie Helen — Tue, 15 Mar 2005 23:43:06 +0000

I’m using my Martha Stewart Everyday Blogging Computer to let you know how glad I am that you reviewed these cookies. We actually have a package in the fridge, purchased about a week ago (the chocolate chip with walnuts variety), and I had been hesitant to bake them. So much of the Pillsbury ready-to-bake stuff ends up tasting, well, ready-to-bake. But I now feel heartened that they will be mmm-mmm-Martha good!

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 15 Mar 2005 22:54:19 +0000

Kat – NO! Martha would not lie to me. Martha would not let me down. Martha is omnipotent!

akiko – Sorry, I ate them all, because I’m gluttonous. :-)

Damon – I bet your dogs would really like them.

Thumper – Sorry. I’d offer some, but I ate them all, because I’m a pig.