Comments on: Aquafina Berry Sparkling Water

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The Impulsive Buy » Blog Archive » Coke With Lime — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 10:11:45 +0000

[...] kes sparkling water. This made me think she was crazy…or has no taste buds. But she likes to lick sparkling water off of hot bodies, so I figured she couldn’t be s [...]

By: Megan

Megan — Sat, 09 Apr 2005 15:46:30 +0000

shoot me an email and we can work something out. i can get it here in germany and i have access to the USPS since i’m on an american facility.

By: marvo

marvo — Fri, 08 Apr 2005 21:16:01 +0000

Dennis – Yes, they are probably interchangeable.

Megan – Sounds good. Anyone from the UK want to send me a bottle? Wait, do I have readers in the UK?

By: Megan

Megan — Fri, 08 Apr 2005 19:23:48 +0000

EEeeww.. Living in Germany, I deal with this water delima on a regular basis. When eating out, you are hard-pressed to get water WITHOUT bubbles, and when you do, you get tap water which is so hard you can see the calcium. I feel the same way as you do about the sparkles. There is ONE and ONLY ONE brand of flavored bubbley agua that is not bad. It comes from the UK so I dont know if you have it, but it’s called Soliss. If you come across it, I highly recommend you try the Pear Ginger flavor to remove the horrid loss of virginity flashbacks from your mind. Everything will feel better with Pear Ginger Water. And the bubbles in this leave no taste. It is just water with some flavor of pear and ginger, not of devil’s tears.

By: Dennis

Dennis — Fri, 08 Apr 2005 04:31:04 +0000

Hey, Thin Mints’ Beeyatch!

April 4, 2005: Poop Water.
April 5, 2005: Aquafina BerrySparkling Water.

Coincidence? I think not.

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 20:21:04 +0000

maiji – BEEYATCH!!!

Anonymous – Sparkling water is now my new Kryptonite. My old Kryptonite? Rice cakes.

Jen – I’m human and that’s all I can be. But I have learned from this experience, as most humans do after making a mistake. I’ve learned that I’m an idiot.

By: Jen

Jen — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 09:25:41 +0000

I’d like the Thin Mints’ Beeyatch hehe.. Sparkling water.. you should have known better Marvo!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 03:16:10 +0000

“Thin Mints’ Beeyatch”
Yep … they kick ass unlike that nasty sparkling water.

By: maiji

maiji — Wed, 06 Apr 2005 22:33:19 +0000

Thin Mints’ Beeyatch – gimme gimme

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 06 Apr 2005 20:56:21 +0000

Joy – BEEYATCH!

shannon – BEEYATCH!!

S – I always hated people who rode unicycles…Frickin’ showoffs.

Chuck – Either from Hell or from someone’s aluminum bathtub.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Wed, 06 Apr 2005 19:32:59 +0000

Gee Marvo, from the way you talked about this particular bottled water, I figured you thought it came from Hell.

By: S

Wed, 06 Apr 2005 17:03:38 +0000

I always did hate spring water..

By: shannon

shannon — Wed, 06 Apr 2005 16:06:56 +0000

Thin Mints’ Beeyatch heh heh

By: Joy

Joy — Wed, 06 Apr 2005 12:08:52 +0000

Thin Mints’ Beeyatch

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 06 Apr 2005 07:07:11 +0000

laurie – I’m sorry about your purchase. Do you have a pet? Feed it to your dog or cat. Or dump it in with your goldfish.

chenu – When Aquafina starts making an energy drink, then it’s time to tell them to stop.

kt – So was losing your comment virginity awkward and frustrating? Also, did it leave a bad taste in your mouth?

govtdrone – Oh, what a waste of Thin Mints.

lakitu – Sparkling water? Ice cream, pudding, whipped cream, maple syrup, flavored lubricants, chocolate syrup, vanilla extract, sugar, and ranch dressing make waaay better things to lick off of a person’s body. First off, sparkling water is waaay too much like a liquid. When you pour it on someone, it’s just going to roll off the person’s skin. Now with something like pudding, it’s much more likely to stay on a person’s body. You’re probably thinking, “What about the sugar?” When licking sugar off of a person’s body, you have to make sure you pre-lick the area you’re going to pour sugar on, so it’s able to stick to the body. Then lick the area again. Come on. This is basic erotic food licking technique.