There definatley is a difference between the sticky soap film and the slippery gel film. On the other hand, I haven’t yet met “microbeads” of any type that feel like they are actually removing any sort of skin from my body. Beards and brillo pads, or hairy nipples, are much better for that.

As for mastrubation with soap … why? Lotion is so much better, if overused. And then there is cooking oil …

S – All it’s missing is profanity. Shit. There we go. Done.

Bun-Girl – Actually I think a soap on a rope is a great gift to recycle.

Becky – I remember Irish Spring for years came in one version, but now there’s like seven or eight different Irish Springs.

Peggasus – Oh Lava soap…Definitely NOT good soap to masturbate with.

Megan – Nipples.

peggasus, i feel your pain. i, too, am allergic to Irish Spring, and many other standard bar-form soaps. i think i’ll stick to my girly shower gels.

just to add to the count: nipples

Remember in those commercials where the manly-man, sitting on a rock near a rushing stream, said something about the soap in his thick Irish accent, and the girl, caressing him said, ‘But I like it, too!’

If you want dermabrasion action, just use Lava soap. It’s got volcanic pumice!

Gettit ?

k@os – Oh those Big Island days. Nothing much to do, just either drink, fish, smoke weed, camp, go to the beach, masturbate, or if you had a girlfriend, make babies.

Damon – I’ve used the cheap Suave products, because they’re cheap and they smell the same in the bottle and out of the bottle. Hairy nipples.

kt – It’s a record for now, but some day I will beat that record. Nipples.

LMAO :)

I Went Back To Bars Of Soap….
Every Body Wash I Buy Smells Like Crap Once It Hits Water.
Which Seems Like A Serious Problem…..

Hairy Nipples……