Comments on: Burger King Ultimate Double Whopper

By: marvo

marvo — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 06:05:27 +0000

Tymo – I’m just waiting for fast food joints to go triple. How about an Ulitmate Triple Whopper? Or a Triple Big Mac?

By: Tymo

Tymo — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 05:43:53 +0000

WOW
2 “Beef” patties with Whopper flavor
4 Slices Processed Cheez
8 Strips o’ bacon

Pretty decadent – and I thought the Carl’s Jr Breakfast Burger was the ultimate achievement in lipemia (fried egg, bacon, hash brown nuggets, cheese, ketchup, all-beef patty, on a sesame-seed bun).

I don’t know what kind of penis the Ultimate Whopper has, but I’m afraid there might be one ticked in there between the tomato and bacon strip #3 of 8.

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 28 Apr 2005 05:33:16 +0000

Goldberry – Oooh, it was greasy good. Sticks to your ribs!

By: Goldberry

Goldberry — Thu, 28 Apr 2005 02:59:08 +0000

Bombadil and I went out to try one the day you posted this bad boy. Holy Crap did it taste good, but Holy Crap was my belly upset afterwards. It coulda choked my baby I am carrying!! That’s one large greasy sandwich! Glad I tried it, even though I picked off the rubbery bacon.

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 28 Apr 2005 00:40:09 +0000

Ken – I just don’t have the heart to eat two of them back-to-back. And when I say “heart,” I mean literally, I don’t have the heart that can handle that.

By: Ken

Ken — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 23:22:53 +0000

Wow, I do not think I am any bigger (220 Lbs) than any one else.. I do move Hot tubs for a living but my buddy and me ate two each of these yesterday and I finished his fries. I had a large diet soda with it as I wanted to get some Popeyes chicken for dinner.

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 20:43:12 +0000

Marie – Every time I eat fast food, it’s like Thankgiving.

By: Marie

Marie — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 14:01:10 +0000

1. Men repeat phrases like “…not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean” to convince themselves that chicks aren’t as shallow as them. They’re wrong. We’re just as shallow. You like big titties. We like big dicks. Well, OK. Regular size ones are fine too. But I’ve never heard any friends say, “Yeah his penis is small, but it’s OK. He has this stroke technique…”

2. Great job on the burger photo. Looks so good I’m thinking that would make a great breakfast… it’s 6:58am right now. I got a double Whopper once and managed to eat it, but then passed out in a food coma for 3 hours. Now I just stick to the regular Whoppers. The end.

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 05:41:14 +0000

akiko – Burger? Nah, you must be waaay drugged up. It’s not a burger. It’s a painting of a volcano spewing lava.

kt – That heart surgery part was frickin’ funny!!! Knock on wood. Maybe I will have to try a veggie burgers and write a review.

Tongan brutha – White Castle probably could do porn, but I wouldn’t want to watch it. It would make my penis and me scared and ashamed.

Bryan – This Ultimate Double Whopper is definitely not cheap eats. Also, don’t worry about my bowel movements, they were fine.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 04:26:33 +0000

wow. just wow… it’s good to see you covered this one because there is no way I’m touching that with a ten foot pole. well, it’s a bit pricey too so i’d have to count it out, you said 5.59 WITH a coupon? I’ve had pretty good experiences with BK hamburgers though, moreso than McDs. Hmm… I pity your bowel movement tomorrow though. =)

By: Tongan brutha

Tongan brutha — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 01:58:03 +0000

Hey buddy, you got a great site here. I love it, since I also live on the very same rock in the middle of the pacific ocean you do. :) And that means anything you can try, I also can try. So, this burger, Its a beast on its on. and BTW, do you think White Castle could do porn if he wanted too? With that mighty big gun hes packin, I would think so? would’nt you? :) Thanks for a great site. :D

PS. Im new. >:(

By: kt

kt — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 01:30:26 +0000

Just looking at that is making my heart slow down.
Man, I love my veggie burgers. Since they’re made of vegetables, I can pretend they are healthy (hah! what a load of BS)

Dude, go do some cardio for the next 2 hours to work that thing off.
I don’t want your next review to be the heart surgery.
I can see it now:
2 out of 5
pros: heart beats again. Attractive nurses
cons: pricey. Had to shave chest. Hospital food is sub-par.

By: akiko

akiko — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 22:41:41 +0000

Right now I’m on DayQuil (got a freekin cold) and no matter how drugged up I am, this burger just doesn’t look right. On the bright side, I’m glad you liked it, no matter how disgusting it looks =).

By: marvo

marvo — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:46:22 +0000

taikoG – What fast food burger doesn’t look nasty? Remember it’s not what it looks like on the outside, it’s what it tastes like on the inside.

Mellie Helen – You know me, I try to make my pee clear.

Damon – After eating it, I definitely didn’t eat much for the rest of the day. I think I slept through dinner.

By: Damon

Damon — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:00:08 +0000

I had one the other day.
It Was Good.
Now I Dont Have To Eat For The Rest Of The Month.