Comments on: Clorox Toilet Wand

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 05 May 2005 02:04:50 +0000

QC – YES! Now all I need to do is knock out the walls here at my place and replace it with windows so all the women passing by can see me clean.

By: QC

QC — Thu, 05 May 2005 01:47:57 +0000

Honestly? Yeah. There’s nothing quite as hot as a guy cleaning house.

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 04 May 2005 19:26:45 +0000

Suzanne – Wait let me try that. (Waving Toilet Wand and clicking heels together three times) Nope, I didn’t end up in Kansas. I ended up in Hawaii.

Mellie – I don’t know if your idea will work with me because I like to run things into the ground. I probably wouldn’t toss the 99 cent brush away. I’d make it last for years, until it changed colors or walked away on its own.

lakitu – If I had an entire wardrobe of polyester clothing, I wouldn’t need to iron.

By: lakitu

lakitu — Wed, 04 May 2005 18:50:44 +0000

Guys who iron – not sexy. Guys who take longer than me to get ready – not sexy. Guys who have really nasty-ass toilets with new life forms growing in them – not sexy.

By: Mellie Helen

Mellie Helen — Wed, 04 May 2005 16:06:41 +0000

Dude — you iron?? And you’re still single???

This “wand” may do the job, but ka-CHING, it’s pricey. Why not just wipe the inside of the toilet clean with a few dollar bills instead? I’ll take the cheapo cleansing powder with the 99-cent-store toilet brush any day. You can toss the 99-cent store brush every other week or so, and it’s still less expensive than this Clorox product.

By: Suzanne

Suzanne — Wed, 04 May 2005 13:14:27 +0000

what happens if you wave your magic toilet wand and click your heels together three times? Do you end up in Kansas?

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 04 May 2005 08:58:57 +0000

Megan – So it’s like my pictures of me with hair and without hair. Not very impressive without hair, because my head is slightly deformed.

Alex – How about Toilet (insert your favorite phallic nickname here)?

By: Alex

Alex — Wed, 04 May 2005 07:36:44 +0000

You ARE a sexy cleaning machine, Marvo, although I’d be lying if I said that there was something about the marriage of the words ‘toilet’ and ‘wand’ that makes my stomach flip. Wand. It just bothers me.

By: Megan

Megan — Wed, 04 May 2005 06:56:20 +0000

OH GOD! THAT IS NASTY! eww eww eww. But the fact that you cleaned it definately wins you points. But here’s a hint: when trying to impress girls with your domesticated qualities, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT show the before picture to prove just how great you are. The Super T-Shirt Folding Video, acceptable. Before pics of a dirty toilet, not attractive.

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 04 May 2005 04:19:01 +0000

Julie – Yup. If only I had looks and a personality, I think I would be an awesome catch.

akiko – I’m not sticking my nose in there to find out.

The Fake Damon Dash – It’s not like that all the time. I usually clean it every week or when the toilet starts walking away.