May Prize Drawing!!!

Being it’s the middle of Spring, I felt it would be appropriate to make this month’s prize drawing prize the Irish Spring MicroClean soap, which The Impulsive Buy reviewed in April.

Now that I think about it, it also would’ve made a great prize for March’s prize drawing, since the Irish Spring MicroClean would’ve been perfect thing to wear on Saint Patrick’s Day. You could’ve connected it to a rope and worn it around your neck, much like how Flavor Flav has a giant clock around his neck.

Anyway, two lucky readers will each receive ONE brand new bar of Irish Spring MicroClean.

Yeah! How you like me now, Consumer Reports? Who the man now? I’m giving away bars of soap. What you givin’ away? You better recognize! If you don’t, I’m gonna be all up in your grill. Yahtzee, beeyatch!

To enter this month’s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words “I’m dirrty” in it and whatever else you would like to say. (Yes, you have to spell it like that. Although, we will also accept “derrty.”) Or, if you think we’re greedy comment whores here, you can also enter by sending us an email with the phrase “I’m dirrty” in the subject field.

If you leave a comment, you must fill out the email field, because we will be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, we will take care of it.

We will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, May 10, 2005. We will stop accepting entries on Friday, May 13, 2005. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States and Canada. (Sorry, rest of the world)

To determine the winners, I will take all the entries into the shower with me and moisten each one of them. Then I will stick each entry on my shower curtain and let them dry overnight. The next morning I will shake my shower curtain until all the entries fall off.

The last two entries to fall will be considered the winners.

Good luck!

Fine Print: We promise your email address will not be used to send you spam about sweet and innocent looking 18 year old girls. We also promise your mailing address will not be used to send you offers for a gimmicky Bank One credit card. Bribes will not be accepted. We will not be responsible for lost mail or the future of Britney’s child.

48 thoughts to “May Prize Drawing!!!”

  1. I’m dirrty… woot.
    This is random, but your site is soooo much hotter than all those reveiw sites that actually discuss the product only. I mean, how lame is that?

    -Using women’s shampoo is sexy. ^.^

  2. Well the soap here is officailly gone… if I don’t get some soon, I’m going to start to get really dirty.

  3. I’m dirrty – I’m not sure if it has anything to do with hygeine though? Or spelling, cause I think I spelled that wrong…

  4. you have to be tired of people saying that they’re dirrty by now. I read all of the replys, and I know it lost it’s appeal around 43 or so. I don’t really want the soap, I just want my message to shower with you. That’s hot. Do you often shower with paper products? Have you tried washing derrty ones? Do they clean well? I think I now know what I’ll be doing tonight. Only downside, papercuts in awkward places…

  5. I want to be dirty, I want to talk dirty and I want my women to talk dirty to me……but my white, anglo saxon, protestant up-bringing makes it all so impossibly dirrty…..

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