Comments on: Wendy’s Mediterranean Chicken Salad

By: Priss

Priss — Sat, 28 May 2005 06:57:56 +0000

I’m not lactose intolerant…

At least I don’t think I am…

I can eat grilled cheese sandwiches all day long…And when I go to Olive Garden, the foot-high pile of parmesan on my pasta doesn’t affect me, either…

…mmm…parmesan…

By: marvo

marvo — Sat, 28 May 2005 02:29:31 +0000

Priss - Are you lactose intolerant? Or as PETA people would say, "It's Mootezuma's Revenge." God, that was a lame joke. :-(

By: Priss

Priss — Sat, 28 May 2005 01:37:15 +0000

I never thought there could be such a thing as “too much” feta cheese…

I was proven wrong this morning when I finally had one of these salads. I don’t think my arse hole is gonna forgive me for this one.

But oh…the cheese…sooooo goood…must risk exploding ass to have another one…must…have…more…

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 25 May 2005 22:06:33 +0000

BPyser1 – I think they probably used cheap feta cheese, but what do you expect for $4.99?

akiko – Thanks for the suggestion.

lightpinksheep – I heart dorks. Anyway, the controversy from the original Iron Chef was just from not respecting cultures. Happens all the time.

Karla – I’ve started to do that with the salads since I always bring them home to eat. I don’t eat them in the restaurant because hearing the oil sizzle from the kitchen brings back bad memories.

gko – Your link doesn’t work, dude.

catmz – Eh, I could buy a Whopper value meal. No salad to toss.

Bottom Feeder – I like big butts and I cannot lie.

By: Bottom Feeder

Bottom Feeder — Wed, 25 May 2005 15:15:38 +0000

lightpinksheep – I hear you on the Bobby Flay issue. I very much remember the scandal from the Iron Chef – both times. The first time, Flay won and jumped up on the cutting board. Everyone said that it was rude when he stood on the cutting board. So, the second time, Flay won again, and he threw the cutting board on the ground and jumped up on the countertop again.

And, Rachel Ray is a dork. It’s tough to watch her, but I do it for the 30-minute meal ideas. It just drives me crazy when she gives that forced laugh and says she needs to add a little “E-V-O-O. That’s what we always called it in my house.” Marvo does it for the booty.

By: catmz

catmz — Wed, 25 May 2005 12:48:16 +0000

Great review! I also hate the non tossing bit, but I remove the lid and place exactly half of the salad in that, then toss and eat each half. Weird and time consuming, but what else can you do?

By: gko

gko — Wed, 25 May 2005 10:41:45 +0000

Hey, Mr Jon, Sally, and Mary!

http://www.FreeFetaCheese.com

By: Karla

Karla — Wed, 25 May 2005 05:43:35 +0000

I agree that the non-mixed salads are a pain in the butt to deal with. I will only buy one if I’m on my way home so I can put it in a big salad bowl and toss it with the dressing. My faves are Jack in the Box chicken club and Wendy’s taco salad. PS love your reviews and am looking for the Extra Green Apple gum to see if my breath will smell like weed.

By: lightpinksheep

lightpinksheep — Wed, 25 May 2005 03:50:55 +0000

I also want to defend Rachael Ray. I forgot why I liked her but I think it is cuz she is a dork. My boyfriend pointed out, however, that she kind of talks to her audience like they are retarded. That made me sad cuz he is kind of right. But I also like the 30-minute meals concept and I think she has pretty good recipes too.

Also, I hate Bobby Flay. His food usually looks good but I find him too cocky. Have you heard about the scandal from when he was on the original Iron Chef?

By: akiko

akiko — Wed, 25 May 2005 03:19:12 +0000

Since it’s Salad Week at the Impulsive Buy, you might want to try Jack’s Asian Chicken Salad… for a pre-made-fast-food-cold-chicken salad, it’s pretty good…

By: BPyser1

BPyser1 — Wed, 25 May 2005 01:55:31 +0000

Did they use the REAL Feta Cheese that comes from Goat’s and Sheep’s milk or the cheap thing (no offense) that comes from cow’s milk?

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 25 May 2005 01:02:41 +0000

KT – Yeah, those damn jock chicken chunks. Dating cheerleaders, getting special treatment, and dunking my head into the toilet.

Priss – Wait, there’s such a thing as frozen lettuce? When the hell did that happen and where the hell can I buy it?

Bottom Feeder – She’s also got a booty.

macOtto – Yeah, I’m kind of slow in the head, so I probably won’t understand for a while.

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 25 May 2005 00:57:04 +0000

Bryan – Nah, I think this is a once a year experience. Like I said before, it’s a cleansing.

Peggasus – Oh yeah, I forgot about her booty. I’d like to toss her salad…because I’d like to be helpful in the kitchen.

Amy in GA – No, I’ll probably be someone’s bitch and I’ll have to do the salad tossing.

Ken – Yeah, fast food salad is kind of an oxymoron, but it’s fast, convenient, and kind-of-sort-of fresh.

Damon – It did suck and it was kind of messy.

chenu – You’re welcome.

TheInfamousJ – I’ve never had the Wendy’s side salad, but now I’m tempted to just for the iceberg lettuce, because I love iceberg lettuce. Please note the sarcasm.

By: macOtto

macOtto — Wed, 25 May 2005 00:50:01 +0000

Marvo, I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that. Not, now. Here’s looking at you, kid.

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 25 May 2005 00:46:31 +0000

Mary – Wow, you surf the web alot (BTW, “alot” is two words). So do I? You bought your oldest son a Sony PSP? You’re such a sweet mom. Actually, you seem pretty hot. Are you a single mom? Are you a MILF? Do you need a man in your life? Because I’d like to be that man in your life. How about we make more little brothers and sisters that “need” a Sony PSP? You know what I’m saying. Hours and hours of sweet, sweet lovin’. Hours and hours of pain for you in the delivery room. We can be a baby factory. Oooh, maybe we can take some fertility pills and we can have several at one time. We can have so many babies that we’ll put all those septuplet families to shame. The more you have the easier it gets. So if you wanna hook up, send me an email.

averil – I will probably end up doing a Caesar salad because it seems like every fast food chain has one. It probably is the least healthiest salad out there.

Kirkkitsch – Yes, we can only dream. Hey, do you want to sign up for some magazines so i can get a free Mac Mini? ;-)

Jeff in Denver – Grape tomatoes? Someone doesn’t like tomatoes? I just love the way they squish in my mouth. I like to pretend they’re eyeballs.

Webmiztris – You said smelofarts…Heh heh heh.

alex – Mmm…Tempted to eat entire Wendy’s Value Menu in one sitting.

Bottom Feeder – Welcome to the ever growing genre of product review blogs!

Julie – First of all she’s cute and has a nice smile. But most importantly she’s a dork and I heart dorks. Also, they say cooks make better lovers. Okay. Okay. I read that on an apron somewhere and I don’t know if it’s true. BTW, I’m glad it’s a Bobby Flay collage and not a Mario Batali collage.