Comments on: Burger King Tendercrisp Garden Salad

By: marvo

marvo — Fri, 27 May 2005 07:18:50 +0000

Webmiztris – What? You get Paul Newman dressing and you’re in bumfuck nowhere. If only they built a bridge from here to the mainland.

By: Dawn (webmiztris)

Dawn (webmiztris) — Fri, 27 May 2005 03:17:17 +0000

marvo, that sucks! they must give you a shitty brand of dressing out there on the rock…out here they give you Paul Newman’s Own Ranch Dressing with the salads and it’s delish!! well, at least they do with the bacon ranch tendercrisp salad – I don’t know about with the garden salad.

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 26 May 2005 20:28:17 +0000

Ken – The Big Salad…(Insert salad tossing joke here).

gko – No, actually I think that’s a better name. :-)

Becky – I like Curb Your Enthusiam, it’s very Seinfeld-ish, but I guess it would be since Larry David is starring in it.

By: Becky

Becky — Thu, 26 May 2005 13:23:39 +0000

You are so right about the Post Seinfeld Jason Alexander. Do you believe in the Seinfeld curse? Also have you seen the show that Larry David does on HBO Curb Your Enthusiam? It is great you should check it out if you haven’t yet since I thought you said once you are a Seinfeld fan.

By: gko

gko — Thu, 26 May 2005 08:24:23 +0000

I guess that’s better than calling your briefs the Enormous Omelet Sandwich.
It’s got Meat, Eggs, and Cheese.

By: Ken

Ken — Thu, 26 May 2005 06:56:59 +0000

Maybe they should have named the salad in the pouch ‘The Big Salad’ instead?

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 26 May 2005 05:40:12 +0000

Thr4ll – You know what would look good with that jacket? A matching pair of pants, a pink t-shirt, and white shoes without socks. The Miami Vice look.

Genny from the Burbs – You know, now that I think about it, the salad was kind of big and it was filling. But still, that ranch dressing has to go.

The Cat – It was big and filling, but I think the chicken was the reason why it was filling. If it was just the vegetables, I don’t think it would’ve filled me up.

By: The Cat

The Cat — Thu, 26 May 2005 05:05:26 +0000

I rather like the salad… A LOT bigger than some of the salads you get and actually can leave me feeling comfortably full.

By: Genny from the Burbs

Genny from the Burbs — Thu, 26 May 2005 04:12:55 +0000

I got this once as a change of pace (the monotony of college dining hall food dulls my instinctual food selection abilities) and, yeah, not that great. Also, maybe I’m just small, but all these salads are like way huge. I’m looking for a light lunch, not half a head of lettuce, most of a chicken breast and whatever else the chef felt like tossing on. Then again, almost all american restaurant portions are too big for me, so this may be a ‘me’ problem.

By: Thr4ll

Thr4ll — Thu, 26 May 2005 04:01:58 +0000

McD *clap*clap* LT! That’s righteous. I really want that 3/4 length sleeve, vanilla soft-serve ice cream colored jacket. That would rock my world.

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 26 May 2005 00:18:53 +0000

Thumper – You know, I’ve also been burned by the frickin’ microwaved pickle. We should sue.

herkimer – Eh, I don’t care about the salad, but I do care about Arrested Development.

~Moi~ – I can’t even have any orgy with one other person, so I think it would be pretty difficult to have a multiple partner orgy.

Moosigal – Heh! You said meat! You said pouch! Heh!

akiko – Separating works great for underwear, but not so great for burgers.

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 26 May 2005 00:11:49 +0000

gko – This is probably too much information, but I think I’m going to rename my elephant trunk crotch briefs, “Hot Meat in a Pouch.”

Amy in GA – I wasn’t newly cooked, but it was newly microwaved.

Becky – Although that commercial is better than his post-Seinfeld TV show, Bob Patterson.

Chuck – I’ve never been invited to one, but I think porn video orgies are much better than neighborhood orgies.

alex – I just think it was one of the worst fast food gimmicks ever.

Lord Jezo – I usually point the camera at a downward angle, but I do also try different angles.

By: akiko

akiko — Wed, 25 May 2005 22:47:45 +0000

yeah, I agree, the McDLT was a great thing… keeping the veggies crisp, not soggy due to heat of the burger.

By: Moosigal

Moosigal — Wed, 25 May 2005 20:52:26 +0000

Meat… pouch… *sigh* redundancy.

By: ~Moi~

~Moi~ — Wed, 25 May 2005 19:03:38 +0000

Damn. ^ the anonymous up there is me!

(My mouse moved on its own…. I swear its possessed)