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Which of the Five Will Stay Alive!!! (June Edition)
By Marvo | June 1, 2005
If you could step into my bedroom, you would probably think to yourself:
1. Why is there a rug with the famous painting of dogs playing poker on it?
2. Is the strobe light on all the time?
3. Are the eyes in the poster-sized picture of Marvo on the wall following me?
4. What’s with all the pairs of fuzzy handcuffs?
5. Holy crap! There sure are a lot of empty bottles and boxes on that shelf.
Yes, there are a lot of empty bottle and boxes of unreviewed products on my shelf and every so often I need to whittle it down. Thank goodness for these product elections, which is an opportunity to get rid of old stuff to make room for new stuff.
Damn, I sound like a car salesman.
Anyway, for this product election, you will be able to choose from FIVE candidates:
1. Lay’s Pizza Stax
2. Mini Swirlz Cinnamon Buns Cereal
3. Nabisco Kid Sense Smilin’ Ritz Bits
4. Rip It Energy Fuel
5. Bubblicious LeBron’s Lightning Lemonade Gum
The candidate with the most votes will be declared the winner. The winner will be reviewed and the other candidates will be considered the winner’s bitches.
To vote, just leave a comment for this post with your choice. Or you can email me with your choice in the subject line. Only one choice and vote per person.
I’ll be accepting votes until Sunday, June 5th. Sometime shortly after that, I’ll post the review of the winning product.
Now go vote like it’s the finals of American Idol.
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June 1st, 2005 at 12:26 am
Rip It! Rip It Good!
June 1st, 2005 at 12:46 am
Rip It, van Winkel.
June 1st, 2005 at 1:01 am
rip it. obviously.
June 1st, 2005 at 1:06 am
Rip It. Like Pegasus I am now hearing “Rip It. Rip It Good” over and over in my head.
June 1st, 2005 at 1:26 am
Because I’m watching Frasier right now, Mini Swirlz Cinnamon Buns Cereal.
June 1st, 2005 at 1:27 am
I would also have to say the Mini Swirlz Cinnamon Buns Cereal
June 1st, 2005 at 1:31 am
Lays Pizza Stack
June 1st, 2005 at 1:38 am
Pizza Stack
June 1st, 2005 at 1:45 am
Rip It, Rip It, Rip It!
June 1st, 2005 at 1:46 am
Mini Swirlz Cinnamon Buns Cereal
June 1st, 2005 at 2:21 am
The Rip It would make for a hilarious review, I’d bet!
June 1st, 2005 at 2:25 am
The Cinnamon Buns Cereal.
June 1st, 2005 at 2:34 am
Mini Swirlz!
June 1st, 2005 at 2:36 am
Mini Swirlz Cinnamon Buns Cereal
June 1st, 2005 at 2:47 am
Come on … Bubblicious LeBron’s Lightning Lemonade Gum …
June 1st, 2005 at 2:55 am
Rip It! The name alone is worth it.
June 1st, 2005 at 2:57 am
Uh, Rip It!
June 1st, 2005 at 3:04 am
We want the swirls! Mini Swirlz! Mini Swirlz Cinnamon Bun Cereal!
That’s my choice by the way.
June 1st, 2005 at 3:10 am
Bubblicious LeBron’s Lightning Lemonade Gum–I want to know if it gives you the ability hit 75 foot shots without a running start like in the Powerade commercial. . . .
June 1st, 2005 at 3:25 am
Gotta go with the bubblegum. I have fond memories of scraping bits of Bubblicious off of my face until my lips bled.
Good times…
June 1st, 2005 at 3:29 am
Rip It Energy Fuel
June 1st, 2005 at 3:30 am
Rip It Energy Fuel, & please, if possible, write your review after immediately consuming such “fuel”. Just curious… of course…
June 1st, 2005 at 3:49 am
Mini Swirls, baby. sugar overloadey goodness.
June 1st, 2005 at 4:08 am
Rip It, Marvo. Get Ripped.
June 1st, 2005 at 4:09 am
Mini Swirlz Cinnamon Buns Cereal!!!
June 1st, 2005 at 4:14 am
Mini Swirlz, please! (And IS the strobe light on all the time?)
June 1st, 2005 at 4:27 am
poor lonely bubblicious… i must vote for him and make him feel wanted… do it for the gum.
June 1st, 2005 at 4:39 am
Mini Swirlzzzzz
June 1st, 2005 at 4:41 am
Ahhhh, the cereal please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 1st, 2005 at 4:52 am
i vote for lebron!
June 1st, 2005 at 4:54 am
I bought that swirlz cereal so long ago! I was gonna review it as part of my “Z” reviews. I got lazy. I hope you don’t beat me to it so I’m gonna vote for Lebron Gum even though I wanna try that gangsta product one day.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:05 am
ok. It’s gotta be the Bubblicious LeBron’s Lightning Lemonade Gum. Now it’s just such an intriguing flavor combonation, You’ve got to review it. I mean… Lemonade plus Lightning PLUS LEBRON JAMES!!! How can you say no? Sweaty basketball player flavor sounds pretty interesting.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:33 am
rip it
June 1st, 2005 at 5:40 am
Bubblicious LeBron’s Lightning Lemonade Gum
Hey I wish I was 20 and had a gum named after me.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:44 am
I vote for LeBron. I mean who wouldn’t want to have a piece of gum with a basketball players face on the package. People will do anything to get their name out there!!
June 1st, 2005 at 5:53 am
Another energy drink review sure can’t hurt. Go rip-it!
June 1st, 2005 at 5:55 am
Rip-it, please.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:57 am
I’ve had the bubblegum before, with hilarious results, so I’d vote for that. Otherwise, Rip It!
June 1st, 2005 at 6:25 am
I’m voting for the buns cereal, trying to save you from having to drink that rip-it crap.
June 1st, 2005 at 6:27 am
Cereal!
June 1st, 2005 at 6:49 am
Dude you so have to Rip It!
June 1st, 2005 at 6:51 am
Another vote for the Mini Swirls. How can you pass up cinnamon buns in milk? …..mmmmmm….buuuuns…….
June 1st, 2005 at 7:16 am
Rip it up. And now, I’m going to go offer elections on my blog so that I, too, can garner a million comments like the Mighty Marvo.
June 1st, 2005 at 7:42 am
Rip It Engery Fuel scares me… do that one!
June 1st, 2005 at 8:05 am
Mini Swirlz!!!!
June 1st, 2005 at 8:08 am
There’s no point in reviewing the gum because it’s the greatest gum ever.
June 1st, 2005 at 8:11 am
…Rip it real good!!
June 1st, 2005 at 8:12 am
Rip it!
I want to know what kind of horrible stripping routine that could inspire…
June 1st, 2005 at 8:52 am
i vote for the gum …. again… i mean, err, this is my first vote.. yes…. so, i vote for the gum!
June 1st, 2005 at 9:22 am
Rip It, please.
June 1st, 2005 at 9:33 am
I vote for the pizza stax because i always vote the underdog.
June 1st, 2005 at 9:42 am
Bubbalicious!!!
June 1st, 2005 at 9:42 am
lay’s pizza stacks. i love that flavour and want to see what you say.
June 1st, 2005 at 10:09 am
3. Nabisco Kid Sense Smilin’ Ritz Bits
June 1st, 2005 at 10:18 am
The gum, just because of the cheezy drawing of King James.
June 1st, 2005 at 10:37 am
Mini Swirlz!!!!
June 1st, 2005 at 10:40 am
I would like to see what fun stuff you can come up with for Rip It!
June 1st, 2005 at 10:52 am
Mini Swirlz Cinnamon Buns Cereal
June 1st, 2005 at 10:54 am
The gum. Just because I want to know if the “lightning” part of the gum tastes like ozone.
June 1st, 2005 at 11:24 am
Rip-it, fatty!
June 1st, 2005 at 11:36 am
rip it
June 1st, 2005 at 11:44 am
Bubblicious LeBron’s Lightning Lemonade Gum.
I could swear there was a cinnamon bun cereal in the past. I forget the name, but I remember the commercial…
June 1st, 2005 at 11:45 am
4. Rip It Energy Fuel
Just because I’m always looking for new energy drinks.
June 1st, 2005 at 12:01 pm
cinnamon swirls please. my new body wash is cinnamon bun scented, and i want to know if i should accessorize with this new hip and trendy cereal. yummmmm….
June 1st, 2005 at 12:11 pm
Definately the cinnamon bun swirls.
Excess sugar is what we need. Duh.
June 1st, 2005 at 12:39 pm
Rip it! I’ve tried the Lays Pizza Stax. Meh. Pringles Pizza flavor is much better.
June 1st, 2005 at 12:45 pm
mini swirlz… cause it looks really random.
June 1st, 2005 at 12:47 pm
4. Rip It Energy Fuel
I want to see if all these energy drinks are all that they are cracked up to be.
June 1st, 2005 at 1:14 pm
Rip It Energy Fuel
June 1st, 2005 at 1:26 pm
Lays Pizza stax
June 1st, 2005 at 2:16 pm
Mini Swirlz Cinnamon Buns Cereal!
June 1st, 2005 at 2:17 pm
RIP IT, quoth the raven
June 1st, 2005 at 2:20 pm
Swirlz all the way!
June 1st, 2005 at 2:50 pm
Rip It!
June 1st, 2005 at 3:31 pm
RIP it baby!
Um, on a different note, how about if you review the fuzzy handcuffs?
June 1st, 2005 at 3:50 pm
rip it…. heh heh heh….
June 1st, 2005 at 4:35 pm
Oh, what the hell. Rip it, I say.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:20 pm
I’m curious about this latest attempt by Lay’s to make a chip that tastes almost, but not entirely, totally unlike pizza.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:29 pm
Rip It!
I would vote for the gum since Lebron plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers (I’m from Cleveland), but Rip It looks like something to rip on.
June 1st, 2005 at 6:29 pm
The gum man. Always the gum.
June 1st, 2005 at 8:12 pm
Rip It, of course. That drink container looks like a can of shaving cream…
June 2nd, 2005 at 3:32 am
Mini swirlz
June 2nd, 2005 at 4:35 am
be a cereal killer - cinnamon bun cereal, yummmy?
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June 2nd, 2005 at 5:36 am
The gum made my mouth hurt… so I’d like you to review it to see if you have similar mouth issues.
June 2nd, 2005 at 5:40 am
ooooh, oooh, mini swirls!!
i love cinnamon buns!!!
June 2nd, 2005 at 5:48 am
Bubblicious
June 2nd, 2005 at 10:09 am
Gum. :9
June 2nd, 2005 at 10:29 am
Bubblicious LeBron’s Lightning Lemonade Gum
June 2nd, 2005 at 11:40 am
cinnamin bun cereal sure sounds interesting…. i’ll vote that
June 2nd, 2005 at 12:12 pm
Gotta be the gum. Do you think each piece is stamped with an imprint of LeBron’s face? Is there a liquidy burst of lemonade in each piece, like the old Freshen Up gum?
June 2nd, 2005 at 12:44 pm
Swirlz. Totally.
June 2nd, 2005 at 1:42 pm
Review the Lebron gum!
June 2nd, 2005 at 2:39 pm
Cinnamon Bun Cereal.
June 2nd, 2005 at 3:09 pm
Rip it!
June 2nd, 2005 at 4:00 pm
Mini Swirls cereal cause I love cinnamon(and this is my first post after reading tons of your reviews)
June 2nd, 2005 at 8:26 pm
RIP IT!
June 3rd, 2005 at 4:17 am
Mini Swirls, please!
June 3rd, 2005 at 9:14 am
hmmmm…. i say the mini swirls… or the pizza stacks…
June 3rd, 2005 at 9:23 am
RIP It like a big fart!
June 3rd, 2005 at 11:52 pm
gummmmm.
June 4th, 2005 at 9:50 am
Nasty, nasty gum.
June 4th, 2005 at 5:00 pm
Rip it.
June 4th, 2005 at 6:39 pm
Rip it.
June 5th, 2005 at 8:03 am
I know the gum rocks, I have some in my purse right now! Go for the cinnamon bun cereal. I’ve been eyeing it lately…
June 5th, 2005 at 1:38 pm
Rip It.
June 5th, 2005 at 3:32 pm
Rip it. Definitely.
June 5th, 2005 at 8:58 pm
Rip It Energy Fuel
June 6th, 2005 at 8:38 am
Voting is now over.
Thank you for participating.