Holy crap! Itâ€™s that time of the month again!
Itâ€™s time for this monthâ€™s prize drawing, which is when The Impulsive Buy could possibly make your dreams come true, if your dream is to win a very cheap household or food product from some quasi-product review blog, which has a editor that canâ€™t stop stroking his freshly Veet-ed legs.
Anyway, this month, three lucky Impulsive Buy readers will each receive ONE brand new bottle of Poop Water!
To enter this monthâ€™s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words â€œPlop, plop, fizz, fizzâ€ in it and whatever else you would like to say.
Or, if you think Iâ€™m a greedy comment whore, you can also enter by sending me an email with the phrase â€œPlop, plop, fizz, fizzâ€ in the subject field.
If you leave a comment, you must fill out the email field, because Iâ€™ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Donâ€™t worry about the shipping, Iâ€™ll take care of it.
The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, June 19, 2005. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States, US Military APOs, and Canada. (Sorry to the rest of the world.)
To determine the winners, I will write the email of each person who enters on a sheet of two-ply toilet paper and then…Um…
Nope, canâ€™t do that, too sloppy.
Um…Canâ€™t do that either, too smelly.
Oh well, Iâ€™ll figure it out later. All I know is that determining the winner will involve my toilet, and maybe a plunger.
Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about how youâ€™re entitled to someoneâ€™s money in a foreign country youâ€™ve never heard of. The Impulsive Buy also promise your mailing address will not be used to send you America Online CDs that offer you 1000 free hours. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail or the stupidity of any parents who allow their children to stay over at the Neverland Ranch.