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It’s time for this month’s prize drawing, which is when The Impulsive Buy could possibly make your dreams come true, if your dream is to win a very cheap household or food product from some quasi-product review blog, which has a editor that can’t stop stroking his freshly Veet-ed legs.
Anyway, this month, three lucky Impulsive Buy readers will each receive ONE brand new bottle of Poop Water!
To enter this month’s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz” in it and whatever else you would like to say.
Or, if you think I’m a greedy comment whore, you can also enter by sending me an email with the phrase “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz” in the subject field.
If you leave a comment, you must fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.
The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, June 19, 2005. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States, US Military APOs, and Canada. (Sorry to the rest of the world.)
To determine the winners, I will write the email of each person who enters on a sheet of two-ply toilet paper and then…Um…
Nope, can’t do that, too sloppy.
Um…Can’t do that either, too smelly.
Oh well, I’ll figure it out later. All I know is that determining the winner will involve my toilet, and maybe a plunger.
Good luck!
Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about how you’re entitled to someone’s money in a foreign country you’ve never heard of. The Impulsive Buy also promise your mailing address will not be used to send you America Online CDs that offer you 1000 free hours. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail or the stupidity of any parents who allow their children to stay over at the Neverland Ranch.
does that mean you will not mail to a military apo it costs the same as maiing to the US i wanna win oh well i never win anything anyway
graceless – I keep forgetting about adding the US military APOs. Yes, you are eligible.
well then “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz”
Plop, plop, fizz fizz “Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z’nourrwringmm!”–Knights who formerly said “ni”
…. why were there huge spaces in there?
“Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is”
Doesn’t it seem a bit weird to be posting the theme for Alka Seltzer, for a prize drawing for Poop Water?
“Plop, plop, fizz, fizz” :)
Well count me in… “Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz”
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz … Poop Water! Makes perfect sense to me.
Been lurking for a while, first post, but LOVE the website! Keep up the good work! And oh yeah, “Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz”
Man I want that Poop Water bad! “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz!”
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
i want poop water for my husband.
“Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz”
Does poop water take care of beefy turd skids?
j/k, I know it doesn’t.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
I really need this. Trust me.
My wife said I should pleeeeeeaaaaaaaase enter. So, plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Though, if you hear fizzing directly after plopping, you’ve probably got bigger problems than just the smell.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.
Miss me Marvo? :)
Please please plop plop fizz fizz!
I have really smelly poops, ones that have the potential of scaring off animals, people, and many insects, one time, when taking a particularly smelly poop, a roach actually came out from behind the toilet and walked under my leg where i freaked out and tried to kill it. This sad fact has proven that even roaches cant take the smell since it tried to run out of the bathroom. “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz” would be the sound I would hear if i had some ‘Poop Water’ to save my bathroom from the horrible stench of my feces…
Thank you sir if you would consider me for ‘Poop Water’, if it works as you said in your review, it should work much better than my assortment of cans of lysol, which dont really do anything except change the bad smell and burn my eyes when the air ventilator above me blows it back down on my face.
Sincerely, Dan (P057)
“Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz”
Our whole family needs this very much, lol. We’re in a DESPERATE smelly situation.
plopity plopity fizzity fizzity…
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
My nose will thank you
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz … Poop Water, for the dad who has everything.
I’d shore like to win me some of that thar Poop Water. Consider this my entry. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, and all that jazz.
;)
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz….
My Wife would be eternally grateful.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz my good man!
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz indeed.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
my household would forever bow to you….
plop, plop, Fizz, Fizz
I thought something HORRIBLE was being given away until I remembered what “poop water” was.
It seemed like more of a punishment than a prize…. haha
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
That is all.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz… i soooo want this one.
Ditto on the whole “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz” fun!
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
plop plop fizz fizz?
your poop water makes your poop alka seltzer?
I thought it was a smell neutralizer?
But, hey, with 3 boys and one bathroom, I need whatever help I can get.
I’m in!
(*)>
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
Ohhh Poop Water!
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
I probably won’t win this but hey why not. I’m a freeloader.
Plop,
Plop,
Fizz,
Fizz.
Oh, please, please. PUHLEEEEEZE. I live with a husband and two boys. I really NEED the Pop water.
Nay, REQUIRE it.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz!!
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
PLOP, PLOP, FIZZ, FIZZ!!! ooooo pooooopy drops!!!
And I thought I was insane…
Nice site.
How exactly are you going to send poop water in the mail?
Victoria – I’m going to stick it in an envelope, pay for postage, and mail it. Thanks for the compliment.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz,
Oh what sweet smelling poop and wizz!
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz,
Such a helpful guy Marvo is!
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz,
To help eradicate smells is his biz,
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz,
Oh what a relieeeeeeeef it is!
I’m going to be a non-conformist JUST like everyone else!
Plop, plop, fizz fizz!
Plop, plop…
Now that that is over… I was reading your fine print about my mailing address never being used for AOL 1000 hour discs. Never understood those. Let’s break it down. 24 hours in a day, right? At most, 31 days in a month, right? 24 x 31 = 744 Seven hundred forty four. After a free month, AOL starts charging you on the credit card that they ask for to verify age. You can’t even use all 1000 hours for free, and hismikeness says that is false advertising. We the faithful readers and commenters of TIB should start a class action law suit.
Or we should just realize AOL sucks and is run by Nazi’s.
…fizz, fizz.
please to let me in the draw.
plop, plop, fizz, fizz
plop plop, fizz, fizz
That could so very easily get stuck in my head for the rest of the day…
plop, plop, fizz, fizz…
“Plop, plop, fizz, fizz”
With no intention to sway the judging, I would just like to let it be known that I have never won anything. Ever. Heh.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
That being out of the way I just want to write i missed you when I was in the hospital.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
k.
PLOP, PLOP, FIZZ, FIZZ!
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz!
I hope this is truly for some of your poop water and not something that actually makes the toilet smell better. That would be false advertising ya know. ;)
“Plop, plop, fizz, fizz”
Although if that is truly the sound of Alka-seltzer, it really ought to be “plop, fizz, blurble urble hiss growl. Plop, fizz…” Ah, I really do have too much time on my hands.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
I can’t beleive I’m doing this. If god only grants me one contest win in life and I use it to get free poop water instead of the lottery I am going to be pissed.
plop plob fizz fizz….
to Sasuke42, I have only one thing to say… IT!
nope, crush is still there…
plop plop fizz fizz
how could i NOT jump at the chance to win my own personal bottle of “poop water”…
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, will we be graded on this quiz?
darlin, this one’s for you…..
drum roll……………………………
“plop plop, fizz fizz, doin my bizz bizz”
curtains drop
Um Marvo, my “deuces” don’t really go “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz”, they sound more like-
*plop, PLOP, PLOP, SPLASH” *wet bathroom*
And don’t even get me started on that other type…
Plop, plop, fizz fizz. Is poop supposed to be effervescent? DEAR GOD THE SMELL!
Must . . . have . . . poop . . . water . . .
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
I want nice smelling poops!
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
:)
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. It be lovely ;)
OMG!!! I must have poop water!!! I NEEEEED this stuff, you have no idea how badmy poop can smell sometiems!!!
PLEASE PICK ME!!
“Plop, plop, fizz, fizz”
plop, plop, fizz, fizz
It’s worth a try;>
forgot the email…sorry
“Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz” Does it work in litter boxes too?
plop, plop, fizz, fizz
oh! what a relief it is!
if I had some Poop Water,
my crap won’t smell like ass!
=)
“Plop, plop, fizz, fizz” If I win, I’m buying a lottery ticket.
As they like to say around here, “plop plop fizz fizz”
plop plop fizz fizz
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.” Give me poop water or give me death. No, really—because without poop water I might just die. You see, I drink LOTS of coffee at work. Mucho coffee—equals mucho stinky.
Entries for this month’s prize drawing will no longer be accepted.
Thanks to everyone who participated.
The winner will be announced on Wednesday, June 22nd.