Comments on: Natural Lay’s Sea Salted Kettle Cooked Potato Chips

By: marvo

marvo — Sat, 16 Jul 2005 20:28:21 +0000

robb – No more Speedos? Well there goes my Speedo review. ;-)

By: robb

robb — Sat, 16 Jul 2005 09:00:44 +0000

LOL this is funny…i just found out about this site cause i wanted to look up how much the crunch wrap supreme at Taco bell waz…so i checked out other thingz n gott 2 these sea salted kettle cooked chipz…i dunno if i tried em already but i tried other kindz of kettle cooked n MM-MMM…nice reviewz too butt no more speedo n more breastssss

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 01:18:29 +0000

Claude – Mmm…Lard. I don’t think these were cooked in lard, because the calorie count was low and it had no cholesterol.

celebrate woo-woo – Mmm…Jalapeno.

Toni – Speedo ads should focus their attention on greasy looking, overweight guys. Instead of having some chiseled model or swimmer in their ads, they need to put in the big guys with guts.

By: Toni

Toni — Wed, 13 Jul 2005 23:36:52 +0000

Dude…just when my mouth was watering at the thought of kettle chips, you just had to ruin it with the description of the Speedo guy :P

Yeah, why IS it that most dudes you see wearing teeny tiny Speedos are old, greasy looking, fat guys with a huge gut?

By: celebrate woo-woo

celebrate woo-woo — Wed, 13 Jul 2005 19:46:14 +0000

I love Lay’s Kettle Cooked chips…one of my favorites, especially the jalapeno flavor;>

By: Claude

Claude — Wed, 13 Jul 2005 04:10:21 +0000

I’d be curious to know how they stack up, ingredient- and nutrition-wise.

I know that sounds stupid when you’re talking about potato chips, but the Utz kettle chips (the ones in the brown bag marked “Grandma Utz”) are cooked in LARD. Imagine what that does for the calorie/cholesterol count. You might as well be eating Crisco off a big spoon right out of the can.

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 22:43:16 +0000

Becky – No problem.

Webmiztris – Not totally covered in salt. Just your typical sprinkle of salt. Enough to give it taste, but not enough to raise your blood pressure.

The Complimenting Commenter – Holy crap! The Complimenting Commenter left a Complimenting Comment. Now all I need is to be burned by a blog review blog and I can retire.

theinfamousj – You are correct, it should be Speedo. As for the big guy, I really wished he was wearing a robe or a muumuu.

By: theinfamousj

theinfamousj — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 20:20:08 +0000

IIRC, Speedo is the name of the company. A swimsuit made by them would then be a Speedo, right? Speedos implies more than one. Pluralizing it gives Speedo’s. I have spent entirely too long at school today.

:: laugh ::

Of course, Marvo, you probably would have appreciated if he was wearing multiple tighty spandexies.

By: The Complimenting Commenter

The Complimenting Commenter — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 17:59:58 +0000

Great review and very funny post. Well done.

By: Dawn (webmiztris)

Dawn (webmiztris) — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 16:30:51 +0000

what? they’re covered in salt? I’m sold!!

the only sea salt I’ve ever eaten was consumed by accidentally being sucked under in the ocean, and I couldn’t enjoy that salt because I was concentrating on, “WHERE’S THE FUCKING SURFACE!?” at the time.

By: Becky

Becky — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 13:37:23 +0000

Thank you for the clarification.

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 01:04:36 +0000

Damon – I think if you want to get the full effect of this review, I should’ve taken a picture of the big guy in Speedos.

nat – Yup, they’re in the Candy, Cookies, and Chips group.

Lucy – Here’s another image to replace the guy in the Speedo. Imagine me with a Trojan Mint Tingle condom, a banana, and my heterosexuality. Now I put the condom on top of the banana. Then I suck on it like a circus seal. Is that a better image? :-)

Bryan – We may not have raw sewage, but we do have tourists. Lots and lots of tourists.

Aaron – Both are MMM good, when they’re all natural.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 00:22:21 +0000

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Boobies….Ah I mean Mmmmmmm Kettle chips.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 00:05:28 +0000

Yum, kettle chips. I’m also surprised that Lay’s did so well on them.

We have beaches where I am, about 45 minutes drive away. But they may not be worth going to as the raw sewage and three eyed PCB infested fish can attest to…

By: Lucy AKA Your #1 fan

Lucy AKA Your #1 fan — Mon, 11 Jul 2005 23:30:20 +0000

Thanks for giving me a mental image of theat guy in the speedo… Now I won’t sleep