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July Prize Drawing!!!
By Marvo | July 12, 2005
The other week I reviewed the new Trojan Mint Tingle Condoms, which I received from Impulsive Buy reader, Robert, who has Trojan Condoms as a client at the public relations firm he works at.
Now he sent me several boxes of the Trojan Mint Tingle Condoms and a couple of boxes of the Trojan Warm Sensation Condoms, which is way too many boxes for me, since the extent of my love life right now involves me occasionally grinding my body pillow and calling it Winona.
So I have an excess of condoms, or as I like to call them, “Baby Blockers” or “VD Defenders.” Because I’m tired of using them as water balloons and my body pillow has no chance of getting pregnant, I’ve decided to give away the extra boxes of condoms.
This month, two lucky Impulsive Buy readers will each receive ONE brand new box of Trojan Mint Tingle Condoms and another reader will receive a brand new box of Trojan Warm Sensation Condoms.
Holy crap! I feel like Planned Parenthood…or a condom dispenser in a seedy bar restroom.
To enter this month’s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words “Blow me” in it and whatever else you would like to say.
Or, if you think I like comments just to satisfy my fragile ego, you can also enter by sending me an email with the phrase “Blow me” in the subject field.
If you leave a comment, you must fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.
The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, July 12, 2005 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, July 17, 2005. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States, US Military APOs, and Canada. (Sorry to the rest of the world.)
To determine the winners, the email of each person who enters will be printed on a small piece of paper and dropped into an unrolled Trojan Mint Tingle Condom. I will then blow up the condom like a balloon, using various oral techniques.
Then I will shake the condom to mix the entries and then pop the condom using something long and hard, like a screwdriver, causing the entries to fall to the floor. The first two entries I pick up will be the winners of the Mint Tingle condoms and the third entry I pick up will be the winner of the Warm Sensation condoms.
I know. I know. It would’ve been easier to just stick them in a jar, shake the jar, and pull the winners out from the jar, but I got to say “oral,” “long and hard,” and “screwdriver.”
Good luck!
Fine Print: Bananas and sex partners not included. The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about a teen getting her first facial cumshot. The Impulsive Buy also promise your mailing address will not be used to send you a letter from a bank telling you that you’re pre-qualified for a $10,000 loan. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, pregnancy, or the spread of STDs.
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July 12th, 2005 at 12:42 am
blow me please
July 12th, 2005 at 1:28 am
No, blow me. lol
July 12th, 2005 at 2:02 am
Blow me even more than you blow those other two.
July 12th, 2005 at 2:06 am
blow me where the sun doesn’t shine….
July 12th, 2005 at 2:30 am
Blow me a kiss.
July 12th, 2005 at 2:59 am
An inflatable sex toy might say, “I get so tired of people waiting to BLOW ME up and have their way with me.”
July 12th, 2005 at 3:06 am
“Blow me” like a tuba. What you’ve got I’ve got to get and put it… er, somewhere… maybe in that back hall… or next to the davenport.
July 12th, 2005 at 3:10 am
please, blow me.
July 12th, 2005 at 3:32 am
Blow me, baby!
July 12th, 2005 at 3:36 am
Blow Me sexy stud!!!
July 12th, 2005 at 3:48 am
Blow me blow me blow me bloooooooow meeeeeeeee!
July 12th, 2005 at 4:02 am
As Pericles said to the Athenians, “blow me”.
July 12th, 2005 at 4:08 am
Blow me - No seriously, please do.. .actually wait, no, don’t…
July 12th, 2005 at 4:25 am
If I wanted you to BLOW ME, would that mean I have to go to Hawaii?
July 12th, 2005 at 4:29 am
blow me… in a platonic way.
July 12th, 2005 at 4:45 am
blow me with a Mint Tingle
July 12th, 2005 at 5:08 am
Sex partners not included? No one to say “Blow me!”? Damn!
July 12th, 2005 at 5:15 am
There is something so very wrong about a woman with no uterus telling a man “BLOW ME” just for a chance to win condoms, and yet, here I am….
July 12th, 2005 at 5:41 am
Two words: blow me.
July 12th, 2005 at 5:41 am
blow yourself, i’m busy
July 12th, 2005 at 5:59 am
b-b-b-blow me. (so i stutter? what of it?)
July 12th, 2005 at 6:17 am
Mir is right so EAT ME!!!
July 12th, 2005 at 7:24 am
Blow me. Oh baby, oh baby. When I go dancing in the night.
July 12th, 2005 at 7:34 am
BLOW ME!
July 12th, 2005 at 7:51 am
Blow me, Chiquita-Boy!
July 12th, 2005 at 7:53 am
BLOW ME! I can always use some free condoms…
July 12th, 2005 at 8:07 am
You did this just so everyone would proposition you didn’t you? Now you can tell friends that 50 or 60 people have asked you to go down on them in the last 2 days. Marvo, you are a genius.
July 12th, 2005 at 8:11 am
July 18th is my birthday what a way to start it by finding out I am getting free condoms. When my g/f what would you like to do for your b-d. I can say I don’t know why don’t you BLOW ME while I think about it.
July 12th, 2005 at 8:18 am
BLOW ME!!!!! BLOW ME!!!! BlOW ME!!! (shouldn’t you be saying that to me?!)
The Trojan Mint Condom review was AWESOME Marvo! One of my favorites! Haha… you actually tested them out on a Banana!! Thats great!
July 12th, 2005 at 8:55 am
Ummmm…. Please “Blow me”!!!
July 12th, 2005 at 8:56 am
blow me!
July 12th, 2005 at 9:20 am
Blow me now.
July 12th, 2005 at 9:48 am
i want you below me
July 12th, 2005 at 9:51 am
I just like to win contests, so I can say “blow me” to all the people that actually pay for movie tickets, pizzas, and condoms.
July 12th, 2005 at 10:08 am
Is it correct to say “blow me” when the “me” is a woman? Do we still call it giving head? I need to know these things!
July 12th, 2005 at 10:18 am
Blow me, but not with one of those dam condoms on. Thats only necessary for Sailors, or in Tijuana.
July 12th, 2005 at 1:19 pm
BLOW ME some free condom-y goodness!
July 12th, 2005 at 3:31 pm
blow(on)me….
July 12th, 2005 at 3:47 pm
What, you’re not saving them for the right partner???
July 12th, 2005 at 3:51 pm
Blow me off a piece of that kit kat bar.
July 12th, 2005 at 4:42 pm
Darice - No, I think I can do it virtually.
Amy in GA - I don’t know about bragging about this. After all, about half of them are guys.
Ultimate Best Vamp Ever - If you had a flotation device on, then it wouldn’t matter.
theinfamousj - Well, “blow me” could mean something else, depending where your mind is.
nat - I think when I find the right woman, the condoms will probably have expired.
July 12th, 2005 at 5:24 pm
Blow me.
My boyfriend would love it. The condoms, not the whole “blowing me” thing.
July 12th, 2005 at 5:58 pm
Blow me!
wait.. I’m a lady..
*thoroughly confused*
July 12th, 2005 at 6:20 pm
Blow + Me = Free Condoms
July 12th, 2005 at 6:53 pm
“blow me”
Is “blowing” an actual part of the process? I’ve got a (ergh) image of a girl blowing on a guy, and his balls inflating.
July 12th, 2005 at 8:05 pm
B Dylan style: “The answer my friend, is BLOW ME in the wind, the answer is BLOW ME in the wind…”
July 13th, 2005 at 3:06 am
While they maybe men, this just goes to show how universally appealing you are Marvo!
July 13th, 2005 at 3:35 am
Blow me a big fat kissy kiss, SWACK!!!!
July 13th, 2005 at 7:01 am
Ha. Your giveaways are always so random and bizarre.
Anyone who doesn’t think so can blow me.
July 13th, 2005 at 8:25 am
“Well, blow me down” said Popeye to Bluto. PS- Could Robert get me an autograph from Trojan Man?
July 13th, 2005 at 9:05 am
BLOW ME!….so I won’t catch any “social diseases” while working the corner to pay for internet access so I can read your sexy blog.
July 13th, 2005 at 9:35 am
I would say “blow me”, but that just doesn’t seem right…now if you say “blow me”, that could be alright;>
By the way…I will be a birthday girl in one week;>
July 13th, 2005 at 10:13 am
Blow me harder than you’ve ever blown before.
July 13th, 2005 at 11:33 am
Blow me a new blow hole.
July 13th, 2005 at 2:28 pm
Blow me … you hardly even know me!
July 13th, 2005 at 4:53 pm
Blow me like a tuba.
July 13th, 2005 at 7:32 pm
**hums** blow me, blow me, say that you’ll blow me…
July 13th, 2005 at 9:35 pm
I’ve got to get those condoms. Maybe not for sex, since I can’t get any to save my life, but just because I like free stuff.
Hook it up Marvo
July 14th, 2005 at 9:02 am
!em wolB
July 14th, 2005 at 3:10 pm
Blow me! Blow me!
July 14th, 2005 at 3:15 pm
As Moby Dick said to Ahab: “Blow Me!”
July 14th, 2005 at 5:30 pm
Blow Me!
M
July 15th, 2005 at 1:34 pm
blow me.
ride my raging windswept heart!
+ cool points for the obscure reference!
July 16th, 2005 at 6:09 am
**blow me** hard like a math test and long like one of those foot long hot dogs that tastes oh so good
July 17th, 2005 at 3:55 pm
Blow me.
Those things are so expensive nowadays.
July 18th, 2005 at 12:16 am
Entries for this month’s prize drawing will no longer be accepted.
Thank you to those who participated.
The winner will be announced on Wednesday, July 20th.