Dreyer’s Vanilla With Nestle Crunch Coating Dibs

Dreyer's Nestle Crunch Dibs

Did you know, in 1984, President Ronald Reagan designated July as National Ice Cream Month?

To be honest, I didn’t know, until Impulsive Buy reader Lauren emailed me to tell me.

However, I do know July is National Baked Beans Month, National Blueberry Month, National Picnic Month, National Hot Dog Month, National Recreation and Parks Month, National Culinary Arts Month, National Cell Phone Courtesy Month, and National Hug Yo’ Ho Month.

So in honor of National Ice Cream Month, I’ve decided to review Dreyer’s Vanilla With Nestle Crunch Coating Dibs, which Impulsive Buy reader Richard recommended.

(Editor’s Note: Um, I don’t know why this is, but in some places they’re called Dreyer’s Dibs, while in other places they’re called Edy’s Dibs. I guess it’s just like in some places I’m called Marvo, but in other places I’m called That Bastard.)

What are Dibs? The best way I can describe them is that they’re like little ghetto ice cream bonbons, with a hard chocolaty coating on the outside and creamy ice cream inside.

The flavor of Dibs I purchased had a Nestle Crunch candy bar coating and vanilla ice cream. After trying them, I have to say that they’re just like most pop-punk bands I listen to, they were good, but there’s nothing that really makes them stand out.

Each container of Dibs has sixty pieces of cool, creamy, crunchy goodness.

Now sixty pieces may seem like a lot, but it’s not. Especially if you’re eating them during an episode of VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club 2. They’ll be gone in no time, not because they’re good, but because you’ll have too much fun taunting Gary Busey.

Dreyer's Nestle Crunch Dibs Closeup

“Hey, Busey! You want some of these Dreyer’s Dibs? Here you go. Oops, they accidently fell into my mouth. Here’s more, Mr. Busey. Oops, they accidently fell into my mouth again. I’m so clumsy.”

However, I should warn you. If you do eat an entire container of Dreyer’s Dibs in one sitting, I would suggest you eat nothing but grass for the next few days, because one serving contains 99 PERCENT of our daily value of saturated fat (each container of Dibs contains 2.5 servings).

Of course, this means eating servings of Dibs on a regular basis, will either give you a heart attack or make you as big as the cows that the milk for the ice cream came from.

So eating a container of Dreyer’s Dibs may have been dangerous, but I ate one for the Gipper.

Item: Dreyer’s Vanilla With Nestle Crunch Coating Dibs
Purchase Price: $3.99
Rating: 3.5 out of 5
Pros: Good. Cool, creamy, crunchy concoction. Bite-sized. Taunting Gary Busey.
Cons: Nothing really special. Very high in saturated fat. Pricey compared with a half gallon of ice cream. Only 60 pieces.

33 thoughts on “Dreyer’s Vanilla With Nestle Crunch Coating Dibs

  1. Bryan – I’ve had problems keeping OFF the pounds. Oh wait, eating a container of Dreyer’s Dibs probably doesn’t help.

    Amy in GA – If you do want to kill him, all I can tell you is that he’s in California. ;-)

    Webmiztris – I think if lard came with a nutrition label, it would be 100%.

  2. I find most ice cream to be like pop-punk bands….. except rainbow sherbert. It’s too damn weird looking to be ignored.

  3. Ken – Rainbow sherbert is just totally punk.

    Kent – I’m afraid to buy any of those, because once I buy them, they’ll probably be gone in a couple of days.

    rfduck – I don’t know what’s more torturous for Phil Margera: Trying to lose weight on Celebrity Fit Club or having Bam Margera as his son.

  4. Amy – Sorry =) I didnt mean it like that, it actually is a prob for me. It runs in my family. But Marvo is right, I’m in southern california should you wish to come visit with a crowbar…

  5. Holy crapola – why haven’t I seen these? I definately need to eat like 15 tubs before my gastric bypass!

    [note: I am not really such a dumb f***ing fatty that I'd consider eating things so bad for me just cause I'm having weight loss surgery]

  6. HIM – Nah, it’s more punk, because it breaks from the norm and doesn’t care what other people have to say.

    Moosigal – Moderation, that’s what I say! So moderation would be like five tubs. ;-)

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