Comments on: Burger King Chicken Fries

By: Hypocritical Mass

Hypocritical Mass — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 21:13:12 +0000

[...] I’m kind of a sucker for new (and/or limited edition) fast food items. When Burger King introduced Chicken Fries, I was all over them. When the McRib came back for its final curtain call, I was there to throw it flowers. Most recently, when Arby’s unveiled its new “Natural Chicken” marketing campaign, promising, in what may be the least encouraging guarantee of all time, that their chicken will from now on come from 100% real chickens, I kept an open mind. Okay, fine. They were inadvertently admitting that their chicken was at some point not actually chicken. Who cares? That was the past. It’s time to move on. I’m not one for holding grudges. I was first in line, first to pay, and first to sink my teeth into some 100% real Arby’s chicken. [...]

By: marvo

marvo — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:07:42 +0000

David J. – I say the next time you eat the Chicken Fries take two sauces. That will balance the universe. :-)

By: David J.

David J. — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 14:23:21 +0000

Wrll, I was only charged for sauce once, but I want that 10 cents back. ;)

By: marvo

marvo — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 10:53:23 +0000

David J. – Dude, you work at Burger King and you got charged ten cents for a sauce. Shouldn’t you be getting everything free?

chris – Well I’m glad you liked them, but next time, imagine them as fried tampons and see if you can eat two six-packs. ;-)

By: chris

chris — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 08:22:55 +0000

i had them yesturday…. they were pretty good, and i had plenty of em cause i got 2 of the 6 pack ones…. pretty good stuff =)

By: David J.

David J. — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 03:50:18 +0000

I work at Burger King and making these is a bitch. First you can only hold so many at once, and before you serve them, you have to put them back down for 25 seconds. There have been a few times where I have fresh ones come up, and people order them right as I’m about to put them away, and I still have to put them down, because they aren’t done, and they need another 25 seconds to cook. Plus, one of the managers thought you had to charge you an extra ten cents for sauce other than buffalo, she took the memo the wrong way. I want those ten cents back, dammnit. However, now she doesn’t charge you extra for that sauce.

This doesn’t matter too the customer much, but it sucks for the burger bitch. I friggin hate my job.

By: marvo

marvo — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 01:32:43 +0000

MiMi – Hey, you know what sauce would make a horrible mortar? The Big Mac’s special sauce. I guess the special sauce isn’t so special after all.

By: MiMi

MiMi — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 00:55:57 +0000

I bought my first “chicken fries” today …. you’re right – I was shocked at how “skinny” they were. I was starving – so they tasted aok – - but that Buffalo sauce …. oh my – could use as mortar to building a brick fireplace – lol

By: marvo

marvo — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 06:55:48 +0000

rockymtnhi – I’m sure they’ll be there soon. Actually, they’re probably already there. Eh, it’s actually kind of interesting to try once, because I highly doubt you’ve had chicken fries before.

Webmiztris – No, masochistic would be you eating chicken fries while listening to Clay Aiken and watching Fear Factor.

gimikera – If you’re impatient, just grab a tampon, stick it in some egg batter, then coat it with some bread crumbs, and then deep fry it. ;-)

By: gimikera

gimikera — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 03:25:48 +0000

I hope this product reaches our country..I want to try it out for myself. Besides I’m curious to see how fried tampons look like. =)

By: Dawn (webmiztris)

Dawn (webmiztris) — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 02:18:42 +0000

i know they’ll suck, but I’m totally going to try them anyway. I’m so freakin’ masochistic.

By: rockymtnhi

rockymtnhi — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 21:40:36 +0000

Ewwwww–those look disgusting! Haven’t heard of Burger King Chicken Fries in my neck of the woods but I won’t be rushing out to buy them.

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 20:53:23 +0000

Zak Schalack – Innovative…Yes. Enchanting…Only fairies are enchanting. Heavenly…Not even close to Eva Longoria. Normally reserved for the man upstairs…Um, the man upstairs to me is about 75 years old and if he ate the BK Chicken Fries, I think he might die.

nothalo – I expected the freshest ingredients, excellent food preparation, precision deep frying, and maybe a hand job with some of the deep frying oil.

Kent – Zak owns stock in the shoe company British Knights? Man, he totally better get rid of those, because I don’t think they make shoes anymore. ;-)

Brandon – Yes, variation is very good, not only with food, but with shampoos and sexual positions.

By: Brandon

Brandon — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 20:27:09 +0000

^ROFL. I love Chicken Fries, but could never eat them everyday. I need variation in my life.

…Chicken Fries, Spaghettios, Crunchwrap, Chicken Fries, Soup, Chicken Sandwich, Chicken Fries, Spaghettios, Leftover Pizza, Fatburger, Chicken Fries, Spaghettios, Crunchwrap….

By: Kent

Kent — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 17:17:51 +0000

something tells me that Zak owns stock in BK