Comments on: Mini Swirlz Fudge Ripple Cereal

By: marvo

marvo — Fri, 19 Aug 2005 02:34:50 +0000

Twinge – “thin layer of wax over it?” I thought that was frosting. :-(

By: Twinge

Twinge — Fri, 19 Aug 2005 00:47:33 +0000

marvo: More than normal, I mean. Like it had a thin layer of wax over it or something. Still tastey.

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 21:48:20 +0000

Brandon – I don’t know if I’m totally perverse or something, but I think most sugary cereal names could be used as stripper names. Capt Crunch sounds like a male stripper name. Honeycomb could be a female stripper name.

By: Brandon

Brandon — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 20:48:36 +0000

Yeah, that it does.

And yeah, Captain Crunch doesn’t taste like anything.

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 09:06:53 +0000

rfduck – I guess it’s like how “Marvo getting laid” is redundant. Or is that an oxymoron?

Vegan Chick – I think if you put some kitty litter around the Tootsie Roll then it would totally look like cat poop.

Brandon – Cinnamon fudge…Sounds like a stripper’s name.

Toni – I thought about Sally Struthers, but I would totally be copying South Park and people would call me an unoriginal bastard. Besides, I think a pre-Trimspa Anna Nicole Smith would make a better Jabba the Hut, because when Jabba the Hut speaks, I have no idea what he’s saying, and when Anna Nicole Smith speaks, I have no idea what she’s saying.

Twinge – Don’t all sugary cereals taste ridiculously artificial? Look at Capt Crunch. It’s so artificially flavored that I don’t even know what it’s suppose to taste like.

By: Twinge

Twinge — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 04:34:16 +0000

The cinnamon bun version was actually pretty tasty, even if it tasted ridiculously artificial.

By: Toni

Toni — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 23:06:28 +0000

“So that means all I need now is a gold bikini and a pre-Trimspa Anna Nicole Smith to play Jabba the Hut to recreate the skiff scene from Return of the Jedi.”

Marvo, don’t you think that Sally Struthers would make a better Jabba the Hutt? Surely you know what I’m referencing.

By: Brandon

Brandon — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 22:34:27 +0000

Yeh, I love these cereals, both flavors. Try them both together in one bowl, THAT’S a good breakfast.

By: Vegan Chick

Vegan Chick — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 17:26:29 +0000

Oh yes! Baby cow pie lookin’ cereal, YUM! The thought of eating cereal that looks just like cow pies kind of takes my breath away. And with the cow’s milk on it too…double Yum!
Goes very nice together, huh? Except it’s not fudgy enough. Bummer!

I always thought that Tootsie Rolls look exactly like my cat’s poop.

By: rfduck

rfduck — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 08:36:37 +0000

“Andy Dick on a cocaine binge” is redundant. All you need to say is “Andy Dick” because when is he NOT on a cocaine binge?

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 06:16:21 +0000

Webmiztris – Yeah, the cinnamon ones were okay. At least they look like cinnamon buns.

Damon – Cooookie Crisp! Oh yeah, just to let you know, a couple of readers told me that there’s a Peanut Butter Cookie Crisp. So be on the look out for that.

By: Damon

Damon — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 04:50:57 +0000

I Agree With The 3.5 Out Of 5 Rating.
They Were Good….But Nothing Like Cookie Crisps…or Fruity Pebbles.

By: Dawn (webmiztris)

Dawn (webmiztris) — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 02:08:20 +0000

holy crap! I thought the same thing – that they looked like piles of dung – before I even read your post! gross….

but I’d totally try them anyway. :)

I have the cinnamon bun ones in my cabinet. they’re OK I guess.

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 01:41:08 +0000

Muneer – True. Also don’t forget the carbs.

cybele – This cereal would cause the cow candy dispensers to be constipated. Ooh, alliteration!

Genny from the Burbs – I’m generally considered semi-cute or borderline homely, after a woman drinks a few beers, but I think that would be thrown out of the window if I wore Axe or Tag body spray. Or cowpies.

By: Genny from the Burbs

Genny from the Burbs — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 01:07:03 +0000

As an inhabitant of a cow heavy area, I’d have to say it’s less the appearance of cowpies than the smell that is truly unappetizing. And I’m generally considered at least a very cute woman, and both Axe and Tag are noxious. More so, in very heavy application, than the cowpies.