Comments on: Hooters Buffalo Style Chicken Strips

By: marvo

marvo — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 19:12:38 +0000

birdwoman – HOOOOOTEEERRRRRS!!! TAAATAAASSS!!! BOOOBIES!!! DOLLY PARTON!!! I think that makes up for the lack of Hooters in the last paragraph. :-)

By: birdwoman

birdwoman — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 10:16:12 +0000

You know, my husband swears he goes to Hooters just for the wings… I understand your desire to see if you could have that at home.

Oh, and there’s no Hooters in the last paragraph of your entry. I missed a giggle.

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By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 25 Aug 2005 04:24:59 +0000

KENT – I’m glad I can save you money. :-)

Amy in GA – Despite being a cheap bastard, I do tip well at restaurants.

By: Amy in GA

Amy in GA — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 14:38:50 +0000

The tights are not really that thick, plus they help hold everything in. And when i worked there, I never had a yeast infection. They breathe, I think it’s just with tight non breathing clothes that that becomes a problem. But I will say personally, I think the food sucks. Other than the curly fries, they amused me. I think that anyone who works in a food place undoubtly hates the food there though, especially when you know what goes on in the kitchen. Knowing what people do to food is creepy. Which is why you should always be nice to your waitress and tip really well, so she’ll keep the kitchen from adding secret sauce.

By: KENT

KENT — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:19:09 +0000

grabbed this item on a recent trip to the store. Then put it back and told myself I’ll buy them on another to the store in the near-future. Now I will fore go this purchase altogether THANX Marvo!

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 09:06:22 +0000

Webmiztris – They wear nylons? I guess I never really looked. I’m more of a breast and butt kind of guy…Er, I mean…I’m more of a personality kind of guy.

nat – If you like the Webmiztris’ comments, you should read her blog! She’s hella funny.

Damon – You would think that if there’s any company in the world that knows how to use the “sex sells” concept, it would be Hooters. I’m also disappointed by the fact that there’s no Hooters girl on the box.

Megan – That could be it, but even at five dollars this would be really expensive.

Lord Jezo – I experienced that somewhere else, but I can’t figure out where it was. It wasn’t Hooters. Anyway, wherever it was, I ate the feathered chicken.

Brandon – Like I said before, you should be glad that there isn’t a video of it, because that would definitely be disturbing.

Nicole – You know, women say that I look MUCH better after loads of beer. :-(

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 08:54:59 +0000

graceless – I wish I was hot enough for the chicks that serve me my wings. :-(

Pel – You’re so lucky there isn’t a video of that.

Lucy – But have I impacted you positively or negatively?

Mir – But you know, sometimes hermaphrodite porn can be a positive, I’m not sure how, but there’s got to be something.

Bryan – I would prefer the TV dinner chicken over this stuff, but that TV dinner chicken is probably less healthy.

Toni – I’m sure your boyfriend really went there for the alcohol and the number of televisions in the place. Although, if he asks you to put on a Hooters uniform he bought for you, then forget what I just said.

Chuck – Hey Chuck! Welcome back! I was thinking about using the “choke the chicken” reference, but I used that the other week. So I was thinking to myself, “When I think of chicken strips, what else do I think of?” Then hermaphrodite porn popped into my head.

By: Nicole

Nicole — Tue, 23 Aug 2005 22:37:42 +0000

I’ve found that when I go to Hooters, the chicken tastes MUCH better after loads of beer. Maybe you should drink a lot of beer first and then they’ll taste fabulous! hee hee

By: Brandon

Brandon — Tue, 23 Aug 2005 21:41:14 +0000

“Marvo doing jumping jacks in Hooter’s uniform with fake boobs” should be one of the cons. That alone makes me not even want to touch the box of these chicken wings.

By: Lord Jezo

Lord Jezo — Tue, 23 Aug 2005 13:51:27 +0000

Ugh.

Hooters.

The one time I ate there we had actual feathers still on the chicken wings. We got the manager over and he said that usually they look much worse. I came home and searched on google for it and found that it’s a common thing all over the place.

Chicken wings with feathers still attached to them. That’s just plain nasty.

By: Megan

Megan — Tue, 23 Aug 2005 07:04:12 +0000

is the price simply because you live on a rock in the middle of the ocean? i like hooters food, but i dont know that i’d pay that much for such a small amount of frozen hooters restaraunt reject food.

By: Damon

Damon — Tue, 23 Aug 2005 02:27:47 +0000

Wow You Got Ripped Off!
For That Much Money I Would At The Least Expect A Plastic Breast In The Box!
And The Box Doesn’t Even Have A Hooters Girl On The Front….
This Shit Sucks…:)

By: nat

nat — Tue, 23 Aug 2005 00:13:01 +0000

I don’t even like their wings in the restaurant! Thanks for the warning!

And you made the right choice not deep frying the frozen wings. Imagine THE MESS!!!

LOL at Dawn’s comments!

By: Dawn (webmiztris)

Dawn (webmiztris) — Mon, 22 Aug 2005 23:45:41 +0000

$6 for that shit? you got robbed…

plus you didn’t get to experience the cheesy atmosphere of a real Hooters! have you ever noticed how freakin’ thick their nylons are? All I can imagine when I go there is how awful their yeast infections must get. I wonder if they get paid in Vagisil tubes???

By: Chuck

Chuck — Mon, 22 Aug 2005 23:15:09 +0000

Man, from chicken strips to hermaphrodite porn in ONE REVIEW! That was a truly impressive reference, Marvo.