Kellogg’s Special K Fruit & Yogurt

Kellogg's Special K Fruit & Yogurt

Growing up, I never ate Special K because the television ads made me think the only people who ate Special K were skinny beautiful women in white one-piece bathing suits.

At that time, I wasn’t skinny, beautiful, a woman, or owned a white one-piece bathing suit. Instead, I was husky, homely, a little boy, and owned a whole bunch of horizontally striped collared shirts that made me look even more husky. So I felt I wasn’t special enough to eat Special K.

However, today I’m slightly overweight, apparently kind of cute, a man, and once walked around my dorm wearing some girl’s bra for a dollar.

Despite the progress I’ve made, I still don’t think I’m quite special enough to eat Special K.

Another reason why I never ate Special K was because it didn’t seem like there was anything “special” about it.

No chocolate.

No marshmallows.

No rainbow of colors.

No two scoops of raisins.

No toy inside the box.

No athletes on the front of the box.

No super difficult word find puzzles on the back of the box.

No crystal meth-looking frosting.

Unless Kellogg’s decided to use psychology on all of us to make us think that Special K is “special,” but in reality the only thing “special” about Special K is the fact that there’s nothing special about it.

Oh man, my brain hurts. That took too much thought.

Well there may not be anything special about Special K, but there is something special about Special K Fruit & Yogurt. Also, I may not be special enough to eat Special K, but the time I spent wearing a bra and the other time I spent wearing a muumuu surely makes me special enough to eat Special K Fruit & Yogurt.

Since I’ve never eaten Special K, I don’t know how it tastes. However, I imagine that it tastes horribly bland, because it looks horribly bland, like corn flakes or Ashlee Simpson’s new movie, “Undiscovered.”

Thank goodness I’ve never had to eat Special K, but I’m glad I got to eat Special K Fruit & Yogurt because it’s actually pretty good with its oat & fruit clusters and yogurt-coated clusters mixed with rice and wheat flakes.

The berry-flavored oats give the cereal a nice taste and crunch, which is good because the flakes get soggy pretty quickly. Also, despite looking like something that a drunk college kid might throw up, the yogurt-coated clusters also added a different flavor and texture to the cereal.


Item: Kellogg’s Special K Fruit & Yogurt
Purchase Price: $3.50 (on sale)
Rating: 3.5 out of 5
Pros: Berry-flavored oats and yogurt-coated clusters made the cereal pretty tasty. Lots of vitamins and minerals. Low fat. Low calorie.
Cons: Box is kind of small. Flakes get soggy pretty quickly. Ashlee Simpson’s movie “Undiscovered.” Not special enough to eat regular Special K.

23 thoughts on “Kellogg’s Special K Fruit & Yogurt

  1. Lucy – I think they should make more beer commercials with models wresting in a water fountain.

    nat – If they eat Special K in special ed, then those special ed kids must be skinny.

    Ultimate Best Vamp Ever – I MUST TRY THIS!!!! I wonder how many boxes of Special K I need to buy for 2 weeks worth? Well I guess I’m going shopping for Special K this weekend.

    theinfamousj – Well about 10 years ago gas was pretty damn cheap compared to now. Also, a moped’s tank can’t hold the much gas. I don’t think it even holds a gallon.

    Toni – I will do it. Two straight weeks of Special K for lunch and breakfast. I’ll try it and, of course, write a review of it.

    Caroline – Axe for Men doesn’t even attract women, so I don’t think Axe for Women would work, unless it smells like hot dogs or hamburgers.

  2. Im trying it too! I went and bought 2 boxes of special K. The one with berries lets u have a cup of cereal with 1/2 a cup of skim milk. The one with berries and yogurt only lets you have 3/4 of a cup of cereal with 1/2 a cup of skim milk. Good luck to you Marvo!! Keep us posted… since the servings alone are kinda small, you probably wont need too many boxes of cereal :)

  3. Ultimate Best Vamp Ever – Good luck to you too!!! Although, I have a funny feeling that once the two weeks are over, I’m going to head straight to a McDonald’s and order everything on the Dollar Menu again.

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