birdwoman – I also record and save Good Eats, because I actually learn how to cook normal stuff. I learned how to properly make scrambled eggs…Um, I think that’s all. Alton Brown rocks!

Ultimate Best Vamp Ever – I don’t think I could do it again, because I don’t have any Special K. I don’t have Special K because after I was done with the diet, I jumped up and down on top of whatever Special K I had left and smashed it into crumbs, while saying to the cereal, “You ain’t so special now, are you?”

wyn – If six pounds is five percent of your body weight, I don’t think losing six pounds would be a good idea. Unless you’re four feet tall. :-)

And I’ve eaten Kashi GoLean for 3 years now. I so miss sugar cereals!

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I also read an article on Rachael Ray’s 30 Minute Meals… and since the show is based off an actual 30 minute meal cooking class she conducted, it does work. It’s just that Rachael has mad chopping skills, along with a very well set up kitchen, and (taken from the article I read) “smart kitchen choreography.” Hehe, I’ve been obsessed with 30 minute meals since the start of this school year. :D

Lucy – Nah, they’re pretty perky. No sagging yet.

N. Mallory – Thanks for the kudos. Speaking of a different kind of kudos, maybe I should invent the Kudos Diet, where I eat Kudos for two meals and then have a sensible third meal. Actually, that would be the worst diet ever. Eating a Kudos for a meal is like a supermodel eating a really big meal and then puking it out.

JOESTER – Honestly, I’m not sure. I’m fondling them right now and they sort of feel the same. Wait, let me rub my nipples. Those feel the same too. Let me rub them some more. Nope, I guess not. Stick with diet and exercise. Or ask Lindsay Lohan how she lost boobage.

Wench – If I had unwanted manboobs, I would give them to you, but I need every bit I can get to keep ahead of Kate Moss.

KT – I’ve been thinking about going vegetarian for a week after eating some awesome spicy fried eggplant and chow mein. Oh, that was good. I could eat that for three days. Then I could switch to fried tofu. Mmm…

caitlin – At least it doesn’t smell like my belly button lint. :-(

Brandon – Oreo O’s Ore Owesome. Sorry that was lame.

Mir – Now that I think about it, if I extract the audio from the shows I recorded, take out the “mmm’s” and the “oh’s” that she always says, I think I can produce something erotic and funny.

gko – I can still pinch more than an inch. Maybe two. But I think if I exercised during the two weeks, I would’ve lost more weight.

Webmiztris – I could definitely eat pizza every day for every meal for two weeks. Mmm…Pizza. But I probably wouldn’t lose weight doing it.

Chuck – Actually, it really was an easy diet. Also a lazy diet. I mean, you don’t have to prepare anything. All I had to do was pour some cereal into a bowl and then pour some skim milk into the same bowl. Then grab spoon and shovel cereal and milk into mouth. Repeat shoveling until cereal is gone.

Pel – Actually, right now, I’m so sick of Special K that if Kellogg’s wanted me to review another Special K cereal they would have to pay me.

klew – For my third sensible meal, I ate whatever I usually eat, like chicken, chili, or a sandwich. As for 30 Minute Meals, I read this article about how the author has never did one of her meals within 30 minutes. I believe the author said most of the meals took an hour or more.

Toni – As they say with all diets, the easy part is losing the weight, but keeping it off is hard to do. I really do expect to gain it back within a week, because I’ve been eating out a lot since my fridge is broken.

Damon – Hey man, anything for the review! Woo!

Genny From the Burbs – With all the Special K I ate, if Special K had magical properties, I should either be able to pull a rabbit from a hat, saw someone in half, or make David Blaine disappear forever.

Oh, and, any cereal without sugar (that isn’t Rice Krispies or Grape Nuts, even without sugar, Rice Krispies kick ass, and Grape Nut O’s are awesome) sucks. Seriously. Let’s anylyze:

1. Corn Flakes: soggy and tasteless. SUCK.

2. Smart Start: soggy, tasteless, and has bran flakes thrown in. SUCK.

3. Special K: stereotypically marketed towards women, makes culture think only skinny people are good, soggy, tasteless, and claims it’s “healthy” when it’s really not good for anything other than weight, and even then, it takes three weeks of eating the crap to take effect. SUCK.

4. Cap’n Crunch Swirled Berries: I bought a box of these, thinking “Oh, it’s Cap’n Crunch with new berry pieces, awesome.” Bull. I open the box and shove some in my mouth, these things suck. I’m wondering “Why? What happened, Quaker Oats, what have you done?” I look on the side of the box, and in size 11 font, it tells me that the cereal has 2/3 less sugar. Bullcrap, that’s lying and false advertisment. When I think of Cap’n Crunch, I think of two things: sugar and taste to keep me up in the morning, and Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19th. This stuff made me think of neither, because it had no sugar or taste, it wasn’t able to keep me up, and it obviously wasn’t made for pirates, because pirates love sugar. SUCK.

5. Tiger Power: This was made by Tony the Tiger’s weak relative, Karl the Kitten. This tasted like crap, even diabetics would be offended by this. Soggy, tasteless, marketed to evil moms who lock their kids in cages and don’t let them have candy until 17, and false endorsement from Tony the Tiger. SUCK.

6. Crispix: The birth-defected cousins of Frosted Mini-Wheats. Please stop selling these, not only are they bad, but they try to live up to the awesomeness known as Chex. Plus, unlike Chex, they’re soggy. SUCK.

7. Post Bran Cereals: Bran sucks. Period. Post, however, is a much better cereal company than Kellogg’s. Does Kellogg’s have Waffle Crisp, Oreo O’s, or Honey Comb? No, it doesn’t.

Really REALLY hot.

Especially when you have them pulled up past your elbows… *rawr!!*

I’m on a fried-okra and lots-of-vegan-burritos diet, and my pants are all mysteriously big. I haven’t lost weight, but I’m smaller all around. IT’S NUTS! Maybe try that?

Oh, and Genny from the Burbs — it’s about calorie control. By substituting Special K with milk for meals, you’re probably doing some serious calorie counting.

It’s the same thing with the old SlimFast where you drank 2 shakes a day and had one “healthy” meal.