Comments on: Monster Energy XXL

By: Pluck RSS Feed of the Day

Pluck RSS Feed of the Day — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 07:31:35 +0000

The Impulsive Buy . . . must avoid endcaps and buying checkout junk.

So you spend lots of money on certain things, including investments in various morning, mid-day, and evening beverages and possibly a few other things . . . stuff you can’t stop buying. Ever wonder why people purchase stuff like the Weekly World News …

By: marvo

marvo — Sun, 25 Sep 2005 01:43:30 +0000

John Pope – If your trails of snot look like that, I suggest you see a doctor or you’re blowing your nose too hard. ;-)

By: John Pope

John Pope — Sat, 24 Sep 2005 23:59:02 +0000

I think I’d be more tempted to try it if the green lettering on the can didn’t remind me so much of trails of snot.

By: marvo

marvo — Sat, 24 Sep 2005 08:50:07 +0000

Celebrate Woo-Woo - I definitely know I haven't even come close to trying EVERY energy drink. But I'm happy that I have Monster, and that's all I need. The first time I had to unhook a bra was hard, because I've never unhooked a bra before and I wanted it to seem like I was an expert at it, and I was excited because I was going to see boobies. Ken - You made a bong out of a computer video card? That's one crazy ass bong. Toni - Yup, Jolt Cola was the shiznit! I wrote and recited a poem about Jolt Cola for my speech class in college, which you can read here.

By: Toni

Toni — Fri, 23 Sep 2005 18:23:12 +0000

Ah yes, all nighters can kill ya. I’m thinking back to my times in college:

-One time I drank two cups of coffee in a row. I could feel my heart beating a mile a minute. I lay on my bed and thought to myself, “I think I’m going to die…but then again, that’ll mean that I won’t have to take the final tommorow.”

-Another time I tried drinking caffeinated water and chewing caffeinated gum. Again, my heart was beating like crazy and I thought I was gonna die. Not to mention that the water tasted weird.

-My usual choice of poison though for staying up was a big honkin’ bottle of Mountain Dew. At the time (before these newfangled energy drinks), it was only second to Jolt cola in the amount of caffeine it contains. I couldn’t find any Jolt cola. It’s probably illegal in California for all I know.

By: Ken

Ken — Fri, 23 Sep 2005 10:31:12 +0000

And given the size of the can, an excellent bong it would make. It’s got to be better than the one I made out of my old video card.

By: Celebrate Woo-Woo

Celebrate Woo-Woo — Fri, 23 Sep 2005 02:43:12 +0000

I see guano, too…I think it was because of someone’s informative comment about guarana you once had.

One of my former co-workers was a energy drink disciple. He claims to have tried every one available…and Monster was his favorite, too. I can’t really tolerate carbonation anymore, so I doubt I’d like it.

So, you’re shaking with anticipation of unhooking a bra for the first time?;>

By: marvo

marvo — Fri, 23 Sep 2005 01:19:27 +0000

KENT – Now that I think about it, I don’t think I could pay the entry fee to join the Church of Scientology.

Mir – Yes, I clean my bathroom and watch Robot Chicken when I’m not amped. However, instead of being amped, I’m naked. ;-)

birdwoman – That funny, because a few times when I wanted to type guarana, I ended up typing guano.

By: birdwoman

birdwoman — Thu, 22 Sep 2005 20:31:39 +0000

Every time you write guarana I see guano – and I’m sure this drink must taste like shite.

sorry.

(*)>

By: Mir

Mir — Thu, 22 Sep 2005 12:10:51 +0000

Sooo… uhhh… do you clean your bathroom and/or watch Robot Chicken when you’re NOT completely amped? Just wondering….

(I once took two Vivarin for an all-nighter in highschool before a chemistry exam… which was in an auditorium with long tabletops paired with plastic chairs that were anchored to the floor but swiveled. I passed the exam but spent the entire hour flinging my lower body side-to-side as my flailing legs turned the chair right, then left, then right, then–you get the idea. I’m pretty sure I wore a groove in the tabletop from tapping my fingers, too.)

By: KENT

KENT — Thu, 22 Sep 2005 10:13:07 +0000

too bad about not turning into a scientologist. Just think with all that energy you could jump on a couch on a nationally syndicated television program.

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 22 Sep 2005 06:17:06 +0000

Damon – At the 7-Eleven I bought the Monster XXL from, there’s a ton of Red Bulls, but the Monster and Rockstar shelves are almost empty.

Ultimate Best Vamp Ever – It’s carbonated. It’s green. It’s huge. It’s good. It’s waaay better than the orangy Energy 180. As for adding vodka, the only vodka I have is vanilla vodka and it tasted all right with the Monster Energy Drink.

lightpinksheep – I would be afraid of anyone who drinks six of these every day. That’s dangerous. That’s insane. That’s expensive. That’s something I must try. ;-)

Genny From the Burbs – I’ve been drinking two of these every week, but i think I should quit. I guess I must use actual sleep to replace this liquid sleep I’m drinking.

KT – My heart does that when I’m talking to pretty women. Anyway, stay safe. Keep away from windows. Have your flashlight handy. Also, make sure you have plenty of drinking water. But most importantly, stay safe.

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 22 Sep 2005 06:00:10 +0000

Chuck – 71 grams of sugar in a can! WOO HOO!!! ROCK ON!!!

Muneer – It’s got sucrose. It’s got the real deal.

Lucy – I found this at my 7-Eleven down the street. They also have a Rockstar Energy Drink in the same size. I haven’t seen it at other store though.

Webmiztris – Well if you need a couple of Monster Energy XXL cans, I’ve got a few sitting around here that you can “recycle.”

ayesha97 – Yay! Robot Chicken rocks!

By: KT

KT — Thu, 22 Sep 2005 04:31:32 +0000

Dude.
I had this one time and my heart nearly flew out of my freaking chest.
it was NOT cool.

and I hope the power stays on during this damn hurricane. I want to be able to read the Impulsive buy during it. :)

By: Genny From the Burbs

Genny From the Burbs — Thu, 22 Sep 2005 03:45:03 +0000

Holy mother of god, that looks like sweet, extrodinarily caffeinated death to me. Seriously, I’m tiny, I’d blow some circuit if I shot gunned one of those suckers. Kudos to you.