Genny From the Burbs – I’ve never seen or heard of high-class dried ramen. Usually, if I want high class ramen, I just walk to one of the ramen restaurants down the street.

Lucy – That’s what it tasted like. I couldn’t put my finger on it, but you solved the mystery for me. Thanks!

Bryan – Holy crap! Instant ramen that isn’t Cheap Eats? It better be damn good instant ramen.

klew – Mmm…Donuts.

Ken – I guess ramen for you is like bowl-to-mouth resuscitation.

Webmiztris – I once was asked to eat a whole ramen packet for a dollar. I declined.

Toni – I actually do crave dried ramen once in a while, when my roommate makes some, but by the time he finishes the two packs he’s eaten in one sitting, my craving is gone.

missy – Like chocolate cream puffs…Mmmm.

Damon – Dang! They come in a fajita flavor! Those must be nasty. I must find some!

Ultimate Best Vamp Ever – Just to let you know, the shrimp in shrimp ramen are very shrimpy.

Chuck – I always have some around, just in case I’m sick and too poor to buy the slightly more expensive Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup.

Bottom Feeder – Wow, in my old Boy Scout troop we ate waaaay better than you did. We figured it would be heavy carrying it at the beginning of the trip, but by the end of the trip it would be all gone, making our packs much lighter.

wyn – When I was little I used the drink the broth as well. I’m surprised my tiny little heart didn’t explode.

Pel – Thank goodness, no 3-day-hard-on, but if I get my hands on some Viagra, I can’t guarantee that there won’t be any 3-day-hard-ons.

KT – I believe Asian massage parlors are a lucrative business because I’ve seen several of them here. Heck, I think there’s one down the street from me. I think it’s called Moonlight Massage. I don’t think you have to be Asian to work at one, but I don’t know if Asian massage parlors are equal opportunity employers. As for the styrofoam helmet, I’m sure some guy would pay extra for that.

Aarika – Damn urban legends! I’m so mad that I’m going into the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say “Bloody Mary” thirteen times.

caitlin – Oh man, just the thought of it makes me sick. It’s like when the workers at the movie theater but waaay too much butter on top of the popcorn.

amanda – Might I suggest stealing fruit from a farmer’s market? It’s cheap and healthy.

There was this kid on my floor my first year of college who ate nothing but chips and packaged donuts (you know those 5 or 6 donuts where you can fit a whole one in your mouth) and finished it off with a Centrum tablet, which he claimed gave him all the nutrients he was missing. I’m sure the lack of fiber hit him every four days.

Marvo there is a high end dried ramen you should try called “Myojo Chukazanmai” that has a “happy finish” type packet as well. This rocks ass over most other instant ramen i’ve tried. I think the brand is actually Myojo Foods… not Cheap Eats though.

….and now you tell me they’re going to lead to my premature death?>?

::cries::