Comments on: Cheap Ass Bath Towels

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 06:40:25 +0000

Megan – One of the Superstore-Behemoths-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named here has that flat escalator you’re talking about. I’m sort of scared of those, because what if your cart is heavy and it starts rolling backwards.

Chuck – Towels also make great capes.

laina – But rock hard towels are great for getting out stains and using as sandpaper.

By: laina

laina — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 05:00:43 +0000

cheap towels rock hard, but rock hard towels suck

By: Chuck

Chuck — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 00:32:09 +0000

Marvo,

The winter climate where I live probably is the reason why few people that need to use towels for warmth can be found anywhere nearby. Although I’m sure that Milwaukee does have a few unfortunate people in that situation, I live even farther north. If I travel about 60 miles north of where I live, I’m over halfway to the North Pole.

By: Megan

Megan — Wed, 05 Oct 2005 09:44:45 +0000

ya, i actually have 2 superstore-behemoths-which-must-not-be-named in my city here in germany. and they are 2 story. and get this toni – our stores have flat escalators (as in, moving sidewalk on a ramp rather than moving stairs) designed with these things that prevent your cart from rolling backwards so you can take it upstairs with you. i hate the store, but thought that was freakin awesome…

and thanks graceless, i’ll have to check that out – they used to not ship anything to apos.

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 05 Oct 2005 06:16:20 +0000

Megan – Thanks for the compliment. Maybe someday they’ll be a Target, but until then I must settle for the Superstore-Behemoth-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named.

Pel – Bob might not be too happy but I’m sure Elizabeth might be since it will give her a break from constantly being poked with his shlong.

ga girl – Unfortunately, all the JcPenny’s stores here closed. I never really bought anything from there except socks when they were on sale.

Toni – The only buildings that comes even close here are the two story McDonald’s we have.

TG – Hey, I’ve bought some clothes on eBay as well. Although not as much anymore because I hardly ever find my size.

Webmiztris – Yeah, I hate when the towels smell funky, because I always wonder if my body is the reason why they smell funky.

Bryan – 3 feet long. Those are like frickin’ hand towels.

jin hamasaki – That’s okay. I’ll survive or ask friends to ship stuff from Target.

By: jin hamasaki

jin hamasaki — Wed, 05 Oct 2005 03:20:18 +0000

That is completely outrageous that there isn’t a single target in hawaii…

By: Bryan

Bryan — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 22:51:37 +0000

darn it Cybele beat me to the Hitchhiker’s Guide reference. When I think towels, that is the first thing I think of. Don’t leave home without it. I like the towels extra large as well. My parent’s used to only have these dinky ass towels that were like 3 feet long only, so when I moved out I didn’t skimp on the size.

By: Dawn (webmiztris)

Dawn (webmiztris) — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 19:26:20 +0000

I like my towels big and fluffy, but they’re too damn expensive when you buy the big and fluffy ones. and you’re right, they DO smell funky way too quickly!!

By: TG

TG — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 18:28:29 +0000

i’m so with you on so many fronts here. i got a great raincoat at sears for 19.99. one i proudly wear with my designer-y shoes (purchased on ebay but what does it matter). meanwhile, less-plush towels are totally more practical. there’s no end to your common sense

By: Toni

Toni — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 18:06:10 +0000

Marvo,

In Pasadena where I live, there’s a ginormous Target store. It’s the biggest Target I have ever seen. It’s two stories tall! Two stories!! They have these huge elevators that fit shopping carts, though I’ve seen a few lazy asses with no shopping carts take the elevator. And it has a two story, covered parking structure!!! It also has a Pizza Hut and Starbucks inside.