Comments on: Trojan Elexa http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 06:46:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Letters from Lex http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-7334 Letters from Lex Sat, 26 Nov 2005 10:37:39 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-7334 <strong>Elexa on the sweetspot</strong> So... I was wandering through my local Shopper's yesterday, looking for some shampoo, when what do my wandering eyes zero in on? My name... almost. Hunh? I say, 'Elexa' eh? I wander what they've named after me? Then this morning, Elexa on the sweetspot

So… I was wandering through my local Shopper’s yesterday, looking for some shampoo, when what do my wandering eyes zero in on? My name… almost. Hunh? I say, ‘Elexa’ eh? I wander what they’ve named after me? Then this morning,

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]]> By: marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6626 marvo Mon, 10 Oct 2005 00:34:41 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6626 <b>Holy Schmidt</b> - Did you say BOOBIES!?! Where? BOOBIES!!! <b>Trish</b> - It's also got a celebrity sex tape quality to it as well. Just add night vision... <b>ga girl</b> - Yes, thank goodness. I would've had to make another video and that Vibrating Ring seems to have a mind of its own. <b>kt</b> - No replaceable batteries and if there is a dump full of them in a few days, I definitely will not have contributed any Vibrating Rings to the dump. Holy Schmidt – Did you say BOOBIES!?! Where? BOOBIES!!!

Trish – It’s also got a celebrity sex tape quality to it as well. Just add night vision…

ga girl – Yes, thank goodness. I would’ve had to make another video and that Vibrating Ring seems to have a mind of its own.

kt – No replaceable batteries and if there is a dump full of them in a few days, I definitely will not have contributed any Vibrating Rings to the dump.

]]> By: kt http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6622 kt Sun, 09 Oct 2005 05:12:27 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6622 question: does the vibrating ring have replaceable batteries or will there be a dump FULL of them in a few days? *scratches chin* maybe there'll be a "vibrating ring" settlement like the iPod one. I'll be rich! :) question: does the vibrating ring have replaceable batteries or will there be a dump FULL of them in a few days?

*scratches chin*

maybe there’ll be a “vibrating ring” settlement like the iPod one. I’ll be rich! :)

]]> By: ga girl http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6613 ga girl Sat, 08 Oct 2005 13:46:03 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6613 The suspense didn't kill it, thank goodness! The suspense didn’t kill it, thank goodness!

]]> By: Trish http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6612 Trish Sat, 08 Oct 2005 13:35:05 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6612 Love the video. It's almost got an art house film quality about it. Love the video. It’s almost got an art house film quality about it.

]]> By: Holy Schmidt! http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6606 Holy Schmidt! Fri, 07 Oct 2005 17:37:49 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6606 I see how it's gonna be. You'll post the clitoris covered post, but won't post my review of the Cajun stuff because I said boobies. I'm going to go weep in the corner. Melanie I see how it’s gonna be. You’ll post the clitoris covered post, but won’t post my review of the Cajun stuff because I said boobies.

I’m going to go weep in the corner.

Melanie

]]> By: marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6598 marvo Fri, 07 Oct 2005 06:23:51 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6598 <b>klew</b> - Did some research and found out that the Vibrating Ring costs between 5 and 10 dollars. I don't know if $10 is worth it. I'd really like it if it was $5. <b>Carrie</b> - If you start your own quasi-product review blog, he might send you one. ;-) <b>nat</b> - Hey! I know some folks who have a clitoris that don't have a "girly" voice and can throw a ball better than I can, but then again I do throw like a girl. <b>TheWarden</b> - I think I'm going to patent that idea, and I'm going to be rich because of the taint vibrator. <b>KT</b> - I don't know. Flying you out here would be pretty expensive. I think getting a prostitute here would be significantly cheaper. Wait! Do I have to tip a prostitute? Because if I tip at 20 percent, it's going to add up. I gotta think about it. ;-) klew – Did some research and found out that the Vibrating Ring costs between 5 and 10 dollars. I don’t know if $10 is worth it. I’d really like it if it was $5.

Carrie – If you start your own quasi-product review blog, he might send you one. ;-)

nat – Hey! I know some folks who have a clitoris that don’t have a “girly” voice and can throw a ball better than I can, but then again I do throw like a girl.

TheWarden – I think I’m going to patent that idea, and I’m going to be rich because of the taint vibrator.

KT – I don’t know. Flying you out here would be pretty expensive. I think getting a prostitute here would be significantly cheaper. Wait! Do I have to tip a prostitute? Because if I tip at 20 percent, it’s going to add up. I gotta think about it. ;-)

]]> By: KT http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6595 KT Fri, 07 Oct 2005 01:24:19 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6595 If you fly me out to Hawaii (after may. I wanna graduate first) I'll help you test things out! :D :D :-* and if you could have your friend send a pack my way.. and send a man my way, too. I'd be much obliged. :) also, It's not THAT hard to grow a clitoris. Hell, I grew one BEFORE I WAS BORN! It can't be that hard! I did it when I was a fetus, and I'm not even smart enough to grow two kidneys! If you fly me out to Hawaii (after may. I wanna graduate first) I’ll help you test things out! :D :D :-*

and
if you could have your friend send a pack my way.. and send a man my way, too. I’d be much obliged.
:)

also, It’s not THAT hard to grow a clitoris. Hell, I grew one BEFORE I WAS BORN! It can’t be that hard! I did it when I was a fetus, and I’m not even smart enough to grow two kidneys!

]]> By: TheWarden http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6593 TheWarden Thu, 06 Oct 2005 21:06:11 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6593 Awesome review, marvo. Till ya got to the taint vibrator. I almost choked on my gum there. Awesome review, marvo. Till ya got to the taint vibrator. I almost choked on my gum there.

]]> By: nat http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6592 nat Thu, 06 Oct 2005 20:41:42 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6592 If you had a clitoris, just think of all of the other things you'd have...PMS...lower wages....birth control pills....a "girly" voice....the lack of ability to throw a ball....etc. If you had a clitoris, just think of all of the other things you’d have…PMS…lower wages….birth control pills….a “girly” voice….the lack of ability to throw a ball….etc.

]]> By: Carrie http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6591 Carrie Thu, 06 Oct 2005 17:59:33 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6591 Very funny the video!! lol Very funny the video!! lol

]]> By: Carrie http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6589 Carrie Thu, 06 Oct 2005 17:08:21 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6589 Hey, Could you please ask robert if he can send me a kit of those!! I wanna Try!!! ;) Hey, Could you please ask robert if he can send me a kit of those!!

I wanna Try!!!

;)

]]> By: marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6588 marvo Thu, 06 Oct 2005 17:00:33 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/10/05/trojan-elexa/#comment-6588 <b>ga girl</b> - The second video should be working now. If not, your suspense killed the link. ;-) <b>Pel</b> - Well my friend has just started a campaign to get me one. She sent out an email to her friends and is now my pimp. <b>Melissa</b> - Thanks! If you haven't read the archives, you should read the other condom review I did. Also, if you decided to go through the archives, avoid the Kazaam Crunch review, because that one blew chunks. ga girl – The second video should be working now. If not, your suspense killed the link. ;-)

Pel – Well my friend has just started a campaign to get me one. She sent out an email to her friends and is now my pimp.

Melissa – Thanks! If you haven’t read the archives, you should read the other condom review I did. Also, if you decided to go through the archives, avoid the Kazaam Crunch review, because that one blew chunks.

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