Comments on: Trojan Elexa

By: Letters from Lex

Letters from Lex — Sat, 26 Nov 2005 10:37:39 +0000

Elexa on the sweetspot

So… I was wandering through my local Shopper’s yesterday, looking for some shampoo, when what do my wandering eyes zero in on? My name… almost. Hunh? I say, ‘Elexa’ eh? I wander what they’ve named after me? Then this morning,

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By: marvo

marvo — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 00:34:41 +0000

Holy Schmidt – Did you say BOOBIES!?! Where? BOOBIES!!!

Trish – It’s also got a celebrity sex tape quality to it as well. Just add night vision…

ga girl – Yes, thank goodness. I would’ve had to make another video and that Vibrating Ring seems to have a mind of its own.

kt – No replaceable batteries and if there is a dump full of them in a few days, I definitely will not have contributed any Vibrating Rings to the dump.

By: kt

kt — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 05:12:27 +0000

question: does the vibrating ring have replaceable batteries or will there be a dump FULL of them in a few days?

*scratches chin*

maybe there’ll be a “vibrating ring” settlement like the iPod one. I’ll be rich! :)

By: ga girl

ga girl — Sat, 08 Oct 2005 13:46:03 +0000

The suspense didn’t kill it, thank goodness!

By: Trish

Trish — Sat, 08 Oct 2005 13:35:05 +0000

Love the video. It’s almost got an art house film quality about it.

By: Holy Schmidt!

Holy Schmidt! — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 17:37:49 +0000

I see how it’s gonna be. You’ll post the clitoris covered post, but won’t post my review of the Cajun stuff because I said boobies.

I’m going to go weep in the corner.

Melanie

By: marvo

marvo — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 06:23:51 +0000

klew – Did some research and found out that the Vibrating Ring costs between 5 and 10 dollars. I don’t know if $10 is worth it. I’d really like it if it was $5.

Carrie – If you start your own quasi-product review blog, he might send you one. ;-)

nat – Hey! I know some folks who have a clitoris that don’t have a “girly” voice and can throw a ball better than I can, but then again I do throw like a girl.

TheWarden – I think I’m going to patent that idea, and I’m going to be rich because of the taint vibrator.

KT – I don’t know. Flying you out here would be pretty expensive. I think getting a prostitute here would be significantly cheaper. Wait! Do I have to tip a prostitute? Because if I tip at 20 percent, it’s going to add up. I gotta think about it. ;-)

By: KT

KT — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 01:24:19 +0000

If you fly me out to Hawaii (after may. I wanna graduate first) I’ll help you test things out! :D :D :-*

and
if you could have your friend send a pack my way.. and send a man my way, too. I’d be much obliged.
:)

also, It’s not THAT hard to grow a clitoris. Hell, I grew one BEFORE I WAS BORN! It can’t be that hard! I did it when I was a fetus, and I’m not even smart enough to grow two kidneys!