Damon – Your comment has made me wonder something. I wonder what cream soda mixed with root beer tastes like? I think that shit must be frickin’ great!

Karen – Along with Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and Cookies and Cream Ice Cream.

klew – Yes, there is one in the entire state, but I have to drive 30 minutes (depending on traffic) to get there. I’ve never eaten there before. Oooh, I smell a road trip!

TG – Eh, Rachael Ray is married now, so she’s kind of less hot now. But I don’t think she fake eats because she’s got a booty. Baby has back.

Jeff – It’s been over a decade since I’ve had a Jones Cream Soda. The 7-11 down the street used to sell them and I don’t know of anywhere else on this rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean they sell them. Oh, I miss Jones Sodas.

laina – Well if you did drink one at 3 in the freakin’ morning, the caffeine might’ve kept you up until 4 or 5 in the freakin’ morning.

Zac – Just to let you know, Russian mail-order brides are expensive and usually they don’t understand English.

Mir – Ginger beer. I personally prefer a Mary Ann Beer. Get it? Ginger and Mary Ann? HA! I’m so lame… :-(

TheWarden – I’ve never seen ginger beer before. Sounds like something I would find in a natural foods store.

Squiddy – You would think I like to play Scrabble, but for some reason I always get stuck with the letters Q, X, W, V, Z, W, and V all at the same time, and that frustrated me. Also, when I play Scrabble, I like to spell out swear words. Hey! They’re in the dictionary, so they’re legal.

celly – Yeah, Pajiba is hella funny. Anyway, you can view all of the old reviews here: http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/complete-review-archive/

Pel – Don’t forget to put it in a brown paper bag. You’ll look cool or look like a homeless person.

goodrev – pwned

Chuck – Sickly sweet is supah sweet.

DeAndre’ Upshaw – A drunk acting six years old at a church saying the F-word would be cool at the Church of Holy Shit.

Webmiztris – Those who drink beer in green bottles?

Sarah – No caffeine!?! That’s blasphemy! Must have caffeine in bloodstream. Less funny without caffeine. Actually, less funny with caffeine too.

Genny From the Burbs – So do you have pictures of you as a toddler in a tub of beer? That would be messed up.

Lucy – Vanilla has weird taste? What about vanilla ice cream covered with chocolate syrup on the abs of Brad Pitt?

Andrew – Can I use Blingo to get me a free date? Or perhaps a free third-world country? Man, that would we sweet to be able to win a third-world country. I can wage war or sign peace agreements. I can make the Humpty Dance the National Dance and the rose the National Flower. Oh, that would be so sweet!

I prefer ginger beer, because it comes in actual glass bottles. One time in high school I was almost suspended for bringing one in with me. Now I do (legally) enjoy an occasional beer, but I still enjoy the poser rush from ginger beer.

Oh, and Marvo, you should check out Citrus X flavor Rip-It, it’s not that cliche’d green color, and it just tastes like orange soda, which is a plus in my book. I like the Power flavored rip it too, but this is much less artificial tasting. I’d have mentioned it on the rip-it review commentary, but I wasn’t sure you would see it. Also, rip-it has diet energy drinks you might want to try, but I would stay away from diet Power flavor, although the orange is pretty good.

Oh, and great site man. I found it at work a couple of weeks ago killing time, now I come home from work and read the archives. The Impulsive Buy pwns me. I was looking forward to a prize drawing, but I’m afraid I have less use for those condoms than you, Marvo… Maybe next month you could give away like a bottle of hand lotion or a russian mail-order bride…