It just seemed a shame that they made applesauce for grownups but not apricotsauce.

I finally found some stuff at Trader Joe’s that actually is apricot sauce and it’s much cheaper than those little jars.

Mir – The first and last time I had Dippin’ Dot was with my ex-girlfriend, so Dippin’ Dot is on the “Place I Don’t Go Because They Remind Me Of Her” List. :-(

KT – Dudette! He was either giving you his frequent flier miles account number or his serial number for Photoshop.

klew – I think being an astronaut can also make you a chick magnet because you can use cool pick up lines, like “Have you ever been on a rocket before?”

catmz – I wonder if Hufu looks like that?

ShawnD – If your son’s third word was “interdenominationalize,” I think you might have a genius in your hands.

Webmiztris – Stop pinching me cheeks. I hate when you do that.

Lucy – You know what, I think I will be an astronaut, because I really want to make it to outer space before Lance Bass does. ;-)

AmberLB – I’ve never stepped into a Grocery Outlet, because I’m scared to, but there is one near my workplace. As for freeze-dried ice cream, it’s definitely not like Dippin’ Dots.

caitlin – Trampoline sex sounds dangerous. I’m afraid things could break. :-(

lightpinksheep – Yeah, this would be perfect for people who are too lazy to chew. I used to do that with cheese balls. I wouldn’t chew on them, I’d just suck all the air out of it and let them dissolve. Good times. Good times.

Jessika – Being someone who enjoys almost everything strawberry and banana flavored, I thought about buying the strawberry and banana version, but I think I’ve reviewed several strawberry and banana products here. I thought it was time for something different and not so missionary position-y.

Goldberry – At least you didn’t try the liver flavored 9-Lives.

Chuck – It’s a snack that I especially don’t want to eat in front of a baby because the baby might get jealous and want to kick my ass.

Sasha_Kitty – I was once a pubescent boy who had his balls drop and when they dropped, I was automatically too old for Michael Jackson.

Pel – I may attract babes, but I really think eating these would attract babies, and they’re just too young for me. ;-)

kevin – HEY! Don’t tempt me! I’ve eaten dog food before and I’ll eat it again!

Genny From the Burbs – I wonder if I walk about with Scooby Snacks, will people think I can solve mysteries and have a Mystery Machine?

graceless – I also have in my pantry a Gerber Graduates Ravioli that’s been sitting there for about three months.

I went to a space settlement design thingy at NASA. That was.. interesting. I was deprived of REAL food the whole weekend because everything (and I mean everything) had meat in it. I had lettuce sammiches.

And awww, Marvo! Buy me a ticket to Vienna and I’ll help you join the Mile-high club… when I flew to CA, a man offered me an application.
… it was odd… written on a napkin, it had a name followed by ten digits, formatted xxx-xxx-xxxx … I’ll never crack the code!

But they’re way more than 25 calories, so you’d have to make peace with being shaped like a normal human or, you know, find some cocaine.