Comments on: Listerine Cool Mint PocketMist

By: marvo

marvo — Sun, 11 Dec 2005 04:31:58 +0000

Nicki – It does look like something that could cause a Bobbit-ing.

By: Nicki

Nicki — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 11:25:57 +0000

is it just me or does it not look like a cigar cutter?

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 05:23:05 +0000

klew – Yeah, like one nipple will have a really long hair coming out of it and the other one won’t.

nat – Hmm…That would explain a lot. Must change that.

Gia on Guam – Oh, I’m sooo going to use that!

Genny from the Burbs – Thank you for that suggestion. I shall change it to gorgeous.

Lord Jezo – No, your picture is better because it’s more fun to play with it using Photoshop.

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 05:18:41 +0000

gko – Unfortunately, there’s too much light in Jamba Juice. They’ll walk away before I have a chance to try my lines.

Sasha_Kitty – You wanna dance? No. Yes. No. Okay.

Mike J. – Thanks!

Chuck – I have to remember to pick some of those up. Maybe a walk to 7-11 is in my future?

Jude – I just did a double shot of PocketMist under my tongue and it stings a little. Ow.

Mandy – HA! I love multipurpose products.

By: Lord Jezo

Lord Jezo — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 03:49:31 +0000

That picture of me is almost as amazing as the picture of you with a shaved leg.

By: Genny from the Burbs

Genny from the Burbs — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 22:19:18 +0000

I’d amend the pirate line to read “gorgeous booty” instead of “big booty”. Flattery will generally get you five more seconds and no kick to the balls. Why is it that things that freshen your breath are nowhere near as powerful as things that stank it up? I have these chocolate coated espresso beans that are amazing but give you the worst coffee breath in the world and it lasts forever. I realize that’s off topic, but I don’t care.

By: Gia on Guam

Gia on Guam — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 22:18:46 +0000

“Excuse me, is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I’d like to tap that ass”

By: nat

nat — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 21:10:30 +0000

“Excuse me. Are you a pirate? No? Well then, what are you doing with that big booty?” – Allow me to give you a piece of advice…DO NOT use that line, unless you are CERTAIN the woman is proud of her big booty. ;)

Another great review!!!

By: klew

klew — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 20:31:53 +0000

I have to call on the Boy Scout training once again (sorry Marvo) on Step #7. Any man who follows “be prepared” will always wear a cup when he leaves the house, because you never know, especially when trying to pick up the ladies. Also, in my research, most women’s twins are “fraternal” rather than “identical.” Ha! Get it? No? Then be thankful you’re still uncorrupted.

By: Mandy

Mandy — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 19:59:37 +0000

These are going to become huge in Jersey. One, for the guidos to try to pick up chicks; two, for the chicks to spray in the guidos’ faces to get them to go away.

By: Jude

Jude — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 19:54:48 +0000

Hey, you should test it UTT (Under the tongue). I have found that if you are driving down the road half asleep, a double shot of binaca under the tongue will wake you right up… Jude

http://www.iniardwatch.blogspot.com

By: Chuck

Chuck — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 19:53:41 +0000

Hmmmm…the pocket circumcision tool…a must have for the well-equipped rabbii! Makes a great Chaunakah gift.

For a fresh breath blast my favorite thing these days is Altoids Cinnamon gum.

By: Mike J.

Mike J. — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 19:21:02 +0000

funneh.

By: Sasha_Kitty

Sasha_Kitty — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 12:55:29 +0000

The whole time I was reading this review – I couldn’t get the SNL China Club/What is Love skit out of my mind. I don’t know why!!!

By: gko

gko — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:21:41 +0000

Have you considered trying your lines at Jamba Juice? Given those things cost $63 each, they may think twice before throwing it in your face. And even if they do, tasty smoothie!