Comments on: Listerine Cool Mint PocketMist

By: marvo

marvo — Sun, 11 Dec 2005 04:31:58 +0000

Nicki – It does look like something that could cause a Bobbit-ing.

By: Nicki

Nicki — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 11:25:57 +0000

is it just me or does it not look like a cigar cutter?

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 05:23:05 +0000

klew – Yeah, like one nipple will have a really long hair coming out of it and the other one won’t.

nat – Hmm…That would explain a lot. Must change that.

Gia on Guam – Oh, I’m sooo going to use that!

Genny from the Burbs – Thank you for that suggestion. I shall change it to gorgeous.

Lord Jezo – No, your picture is better because it’s more fun to play with it using Photoshop.

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 05:18:41 +0000

gko – Unfortunately, there’s too much light in Jamba Juice. They’ll walk away before I have a chance to try my lines.

Sasha_Kitty – You wanna dance? No. Yes. No. Okay.

Mike J. – Thanks!

Chuck – I have to remember to pick some of those up. Maybe a walk to 7-11 is in my future?

Jude – I just did a double shot of PocketMist under my tongue and it stings a little. Ow.

Mandy – HA! I love multipurpose products.

By: Lord Jezo

Lord Jezo — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 03:49:31 +0000

That picture of me is almost as amazing as the picture of you with a shaved leg.

By: Genny from the Burbs

Genny from the Burbs — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 22:19:18 +0000

I’d amend the pirate line to read “gorgeous booty” instead of “big booty”. Flattery will generally get you five more seconds and no kick to the balls. Why is it that things that freshen your breath are nowhere near as powerful as things that stank it up? I have these chocolate coated espresso beans that are amazing but give you the worst coffee breath in the world and it lasts forever. I realize that’s off topic, but I don’t care.

By: Gia on Guam

Gia on Guam — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 22:18:46 +0000

“Excuse me, is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I’d like to tap that ass”

By: nat

nat — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 21:10:30 +0000

“Excuse me. Are you a pirate? No? Well then, what are you doing with that big booty?” – Allow me to give you a piece of advice…DO NOT use that line, unless you are CERTAIN the woman is proud of her big booty. ;)

Another great review!!!

By: klew

klew — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 20:31:53 +0000

I have to call on the Boy Scout training once again (sorry Marvo) on Step #7. Any man who follows “be prepared” will always wear a cup when he leaves the house, because you never know, especially when trying to pick up the ladies. Also, in my research, most women’s twins are “fraternal” rather than “identical.” Ha! Get it? No? Then be thankful you’re still uncorrupted.

By: Mandy

Mandy — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 19:59:37 +0000

These are going to become huge in Jersey. One, for the guidos to try to pick up chicks; two, for the chicks to spray in the guidos’ faces to get them to go away.