Comments on: GlacĂ©au SmartWater http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 06:46:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7506 marvo Tue, 13 Dec 2005 05:34:20 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7506 <b>Alena</b> - Except probably Perrier. I hear Perrier is trilingual. Alena – Except probably Perrier. I hear Perrier is trilingual.

]]> By: Alena http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7500 Alena Mon, 12 Dec 2005 20:51:19 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7500 For a smart water, you'd think it would realize that someone would eventually catch on to its improper use of an accent over the 'e' in 'Glaceau'. I don't know who this "smart water" thinks it is, but 'pretentious' comes to mind, considering there's no accent in 'eau' or in 'glacier'. What a pompous bastard, throwing around accents all willy-nilly, and capitalizing on the fact that most of the other waters don't speak French. For a smart water, you’d think it would realize that someone would eventually catch on to its improper use of an accent over the ‘e’ in ‘Glaceau’. I don’t know who this “smart water” thinks it is, but ‘pretentious’ comes to mind, considering there’s no accent in ‘eau’ or in ‘glacier’. What a pompous bastard, throwing around accents all willy-nilly, and capitalizing on the fact that most of the other waters don’t speak French.

]]> By: marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7496 marvo Mon, 12 Dec 2005 08:47:26 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7496 <b>Shawn</b> - All I have to say is, "It's gonna hurt." Unless the woman has given birth to 24 kids. Shawn – All I have to say is, “It’s gonna hurt.” Unless the woman has given birth to 24 kids.

]]> By: Shawn http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7495 Shawn Mon, 12 Dec 2005 06:10:57 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7495 I think whoever made this, made it so nerds (female & homosexual males) could pleasure themselves with the empty bottle.... ...I mean, common. There are no other use's for that much height on a bottle. ;-) But hey, think of it this way. For $1.40 you get refreshed and pleasured. More bang for your buck. I think whoever made this, made it so nerds (female & homosexual males) could pleasure themselves with the empty bottle….

…I mean, common. There are no other use’s for that much height on a bottle. ;-)

But hey, think of it this way. For $1.40 you get refreshed and pleasured. More bang for your buck.

]]> By: marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7488 marvo Sun, 11 Dec 2005 04:46:51 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7488 <b>Nicki</b> - It's bigger than 20-ounce bottled water so it can do that. It thinks it's so much better. Nicki – It’s bigger than 20-ounce bottled water so it can do that. It thinks it’s so much better.

]]> By: Nicki http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7476 Nicki Fri, 09 Dec 2005 11:27:48 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7476 ohhh great water and the bottle is fantabulous. I do think it rather risque of the water to be arrogant and call itself smart water infront of the other waters... ohhh great water and the bottle is fantabulous. I do think it rather risque of the water to be arrogant and call itself smart water infront of the other waters…

]]> By: marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7471 marvo Fri, 09 Dec 2005 08:53:08 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7471 <b>Jobetta</b> - Believe it or not, I have that Wilson Phillips album on a cassette tape. (Note to readers under the age of 18: A cassette tape was what music came on back in the day. It was after records. Records? Oh wait, I guess now it's called vinyl. You see, "vinyl" wasn't always used by DJs for scratching, they actually have music on them. Think of them as gigantic CDs with a slight hiss when you play them.) <b>Gia on Guam</b> - $2.79...That's how much my parents pay for gas on the Big Island. As for Oahu being beautiful, there are some beautiful parts, but the neighbor islands are much more beautiful. Jobetta – Believe it or not, I have that Wilson Phillips album on a cassette tape. (Note to readers under the age of 18: A cassette tape was what music came on back in the day. It was after records. Records? Oh wait, I guess now it’s called vinyl. You see, “vinyl” wasn’t always used by DJs for scratching, they actually have music on them. Think of them as gigantic CDs with a slight hiss when you play them.)

Gia on Guam – $2.79…That’s how much my parents pay for gas on the Big Island. As for Oahu being beautiful, there are some beautiful parts, but the neighbor islands are much more beautiful.

]]> By: Gia on Guam http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7458 Gia on Guam Thu, 08 Dec 2005 23:11:25 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7458 I wish I were paying $2.49/gallon ... instead they just dropped the price 6 cents to $2.79. You can't tell me Oahu isn't beautiful...at least the weather is cooler over that way. Daytime here is still high 80's low 90's and we are lucky if nights are in the 70's. I wish I were paying $2.49/gallon … instead they just dropped the price 6 cents to $2.79.

You can’t tell me Oahu isn’t beautiful…at least the weather is cooler over that way. Daytime here is still high 80′s low 90′s and we are lucky if nights are in the 70′s.

]]> By: Jobetta http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7456 Jobetta Thu, 08 Dec 2005 22:36:04 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7456 haha ha ha ha ha. Awesome. I'm still laughing at the Carnie Wilson reference. haha ha ha ha ha. Awesome. I’m still laughing at the Carnie Wilson reference.

]]> By: marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7444 marvo Thu, 08 Dec 2005 10:11:56 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7444 <b>jodie</b> - SmartWater just wanted me to tell you that if you spell Evian backwards, it spells naive. See, told you he was a smart ass. <b>Amber LB</b> - I've been doing this quite often, but I get Propel mixed up with male baldness drug, Propecia. Also, it wasn't my Wilson Phillips CD, it was SmartWater's <b>Alena</b> - Thanks Alena! <b>Gia on Guam</b> - I don't know about the cost of living difference. I paid $1.49 for a frickin' 40-ounce Slurpee. That's pretty pricey. Oh yeah, here on Oahu, I just filled my gas at $2.49 a gallon. But at least Guam is beautiful. <b>Muneer</b> - Because I like to spice this blog up a bit once in awhile. <b>dramastically</b> - I don't know what it's like to be a smartass, because I've always been a dumbass. :-( jodie – SmartWater just wanted me to tell you that if you spell Evian backwards, it spells naive. See, told you he was a smart ass.

Amber LB – I’ve been doing this quite often, but I get Propel mixed up with male baldness drug, Propecia. Also, it wasn’t my Wilson Phillips CD, it was SmartWater’s

Alena – Thanks Alena!

Gia on Guam – I don’t know about the cost of living difference. I paid $1.49 for a frickin’ 40-ounce Slurpee. That’s pretty pricey. Oh yeah, here on Oahu, I just filled my gas at $2.49 a gallon. But at least Guam is beautiful.

Muneer – Because I like to spice this blog up a bit once in awhile.

dramastically – I don’t know what it’s like to be a smartass, because I’ve always been a dumbass. :-(

]]> By: dramastically http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7443 dramastically Wed, 07 Dec 2005 23:32:10 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7443 better to be a smartass than a dumbass! ...and this is why i'll be sticking to menehune water. better to be a smartass than a dumbass!

…and this is why i’ll be sticking to menehune water.

]]> By: Muneer http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7442 Muneer Wed, 07 Dec 2005 22:54:00 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7442 How come the image is on the worng side? How come the image is on the worng side?

]]> By: Gia on Guam http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7441 Gia on Guam Wed, 07 Dec 2005 22:48:54 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7441 One of your best posts...but in terms of cost of living, I think our rock beats your rocks anyday...what are you paying for gas these days? Oh yeah? I pay more! One of your best posts…but in terms of cost of living, I think our rock beats your rocks anyday…what are you paying for gas these days? Oh yeah? I pay more!

]]> By: Alena http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7440 Alena Wed, 07 Dec 2005 22:17:25 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7440 P.S. The fat lady thing killed me. P.S. The fat lady thing killed me.

]]> By: Alena http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7439 Alena Wed, 07 Dec 2005 22:12:23 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/12/06/glacau-smartwater/#comment-7439 Marvo, I'm speechless.. this post rocks! Hilarious and definitely my favorite to date. :) Peanut butter jelly time.. Marvo, I’m speechless.. this post rocks! Hilarious and definitely my favorite to date. :)

Peanut butter jelly time..

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