Pick Your Poison!!! Beverage Product Election!!!

Written by | December 20, 2005

Topics: Beverage, General

It’s been awhile since I had a product election here at The Impulsive Buy, which allows you, the readers, to decide what product The Impulsive Buy reviews next. The product election also allows me to clean up my apartment which currently has empty bottles of products strewn all over the place.

Fortunately, they are mostly empty bottles of soda and water. However, if they were all empty bottles of beer, I could sing the “99 Bottles of Beer On The Wall” song or Fox could shoot an episode of Cops in my apartment.

Anyway, over the past few months I’ve tried various beverages. A few of them are sweet, one is pure, one is healthy, and one gets me so wasted that it will make me think the TV show Joey is actually funny.

In this product election, you will be able to choose from six “poisons”:

1. Oxygen Water

2. Island Fruit 7Up Plus

3. Mountain Dew MDX

4. XS Clearly Fruit Punch Sports Drink

5. Odwalla Superfood

6. Grey Goose La Vanille Vodka

The candidate with the most votes will be declared the winner. The winner will be reviewed and the other candidates will either be recycled or turned into spittoons.

To vote, just leave a comment for this post with your choice. Only one choice and vote per person.

I’ll be accepting votes until Sunday, December 25th. Shortly after the 25th, I’ll post the review of the winning product.

Now go vote like it’s the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.

109 Comments For This Post I'd Love to Hear Yours!

  1. Dody says:

    Mt. Dew MDX. Very curious about this one.

  2. Karen says:

    Wow, 7-Up Plus really *CARES* about us…
    WHO KNEW?!?!!
    Perhaps i should change my choice for a
    marvelous Marvo-filled review from the
    Oxygen beverage to the Pluses/Plusses?


  3. MAC Dodge says:

    Have some fun…do the goose

  4. Jen says:

    I vote for the Grey Goose La Vanille Vodka because vodka is good. Also, maybe you’ll get so drunk that you’ll post naked pics of you on the site.. or at least a face shot!! ;)

  5. Mass Debater says:

    Da Goose, because that superfood tastes like seaweed.

  6. stuart says:

    go with the odwalla.

  7. kiki says:

    go for the grey goose, marvo! i’ll try to match you with some very fine bombay sapphire. in the meantime, Mele Kalikimaka!

  8. Rachelle says:

    I say Oxygen water! Merry Christmas!

  9. marvo says:

    Well the vodka won by a landslide. So keep an eye out for the review in the next couple of weeks.

    Thanks to everyone who participated.