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Year-In-Review + December Prize Drawing = Crazy Delicious!!!
By Marvo | December 27, 2005
Well this will be the last Impulsive Buy post for the year, but it’s a Year-In-Review/Prize Drawing post.
First off, I just want to wish everyone a Happy New Year and I also want to thank everyone who reads the Impulsive Buy regularly. It’s a lot of fun trying to come up with new ways to make you laugh, make you nauseous, and make you watch a video of me stripping.
Also, I guess a Year-In-Review post wouldn’t be complete without a list of some of my favorite reviews over the past year. So here they are in no particular order:
10. Carb Well Golden Crunch Cereal
9. Canon PowerShot A85
8. Girl Scouts Thin Mints
7. Full Throttle
6. Del Monte Carb Clever Sliced Pears
5. BK Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
4. iPod Shuffle
3. Poop Water
2. Star Wars Cereal
1. Glaceau SmartWater
Aaah, good times. Good times.
Well on to this month’s prize drawing. I don’t know what I’m going to give away, but the theme of this month’s prize drawing is, “A Month’s Supply.” The theme means that whatever the prizes are, the winners will receive a month’s supply of it.
THREE lucky Impulsive Buy readers will each receive a month’s supply of something I reviewed in the past year. However, I guarantee it’s not the Carb Well Golden Crunch Cereal, because I believe they don’t make it anymore.
To enter this month’s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words “Happy New Year, Sucka!” in it and whatever else you would like to say.
Please fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.
The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, January 1, 2006. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States, US Military APOs, and Canada. (To the rest of the planet, I’m sorry.)
Good luck!
Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about making money by filling out surveys. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you information about seminars that will help you manage people better or improve your grammar skills. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, Johnny Damon going to the Yankees, or the destruction of the Earth at midnight on January 1st.
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December 27th, 2005 at 11:22 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
He’s one bad mutha
shut yo mouth
December 28th, 2005 at 12:22 am
happy new year sucka
December 28th, 2005 at 12:41 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
g-d i need to start sleeping in a bed.
December 28th, 2005 at 12:46 am
Happy New Year sucka!!
December 28th, 2005 at 12:49 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 2:23 am
Happy New Year, Sucka! I’ve got MarvoMania!
December 28th, 2005 at 3:10 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 3:38 am
funny, funny stuff Marvo… keep ‘em coming!
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 4:59 am
See you next year, marvo! Oh, and “Happy New Year, Sucka!”
December 28th, 2005 at 5:04 am
Happy New Year, Sucka! Here I come, Poop Water! wait . . . .
December 28th, 2005 at 5:16 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 5:35 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 5:36 am
Your blog rocks.
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 5:49 am
Happy New Year Sucka!
oooooo-weeeee, shut my mouth, slap yo grandma!
December 28th, 2005 at 5:51 am
For personal reasons, my favorite review was the habanero jerky. Of course, I can understand why that wasn’t your favorite product this year.
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 5:55 am
Fo shizzle
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 6:05 am
“Happy New Year, Sucka!”
Thanks for all the laughs!
December 28th, 2005 at 6:39 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
woo hoo
December 28th, 2005 at 7:35 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 8:01 am
“Happy New Year, Sucka!”, I hope the new year brings lots of fun products.
December 28th, 2005 at 8:30 am
happy new year sucka!!
December 28th, 2005 at 8:50 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 8:57 am
Ahhh, Marvo. I don’t think you blow OR suck but…happy New Year, sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 8:58 am
Slurpee rocks, Marvo! That was my favorite review this year and you know what? Happy New Year, Sucka! Keep rocking with those reviews!
December 28th, 2005 at 9:18 am
HAPPY NEW YEAR SUCKA!!!!!!! :o)
December 28th, 2005 at 9:41 am
“Happy New Year, Sucka!”
December 28th, 2005 at 9:46 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
I hope that you get a coupon for a free stomach pump - you may need it!
All kidding aside, this is a must-read site - keep up the good work in ‘06!
December 28th, 2005 at 9:54 am
Happy New Year, Sucka,
may you try new foods that make you pucka,
with the ladies, may you have much lucka,
because you deserve a good…
ah, I couldn’t do it. May you actually use a box of Trojan Elexa in ‘06!
December 28th, 2005 at 10:07 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
And in the words of Waterman: “Keep On Rockin’”
See you next year, bro!
December 28th, 2005 at 10:11 am
I can’t pick a favorite, since THEY’re ALL GREAT!
Happy New Year, Sucka!!! Here’s to a 2006 filled with Marvo’s reviews!
December 28th, 2005 at 10:13 am
Hauoli Makahiki Hou Sucka! just recently stumbled onto your site and got hooked on your reviews. keep on serving those great reviews. oh yeah, if you already didn’t know it that means Happy New Years in Hawaiian Sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 10:25 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 10:34 am
happy new year, sucka! i better win, sucka! you still owe me lunch, sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 10:44 am
Happy new year, sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 11:01 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!”
December 28th, 2005 at 11:20 am
You have reviewed some wretched stuff,
And some that was quite pukka.
We can’t thank you near enough —
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 11:52 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!!!!!!
Pick me pick me!! I never win anything!
December 28th, 2005 at 12:18 pm
Happy New year, Sucka!
Happy new year, marvo. Have a good one, and don’t get too nuts… :p
(and if you do, take a movie. this blog needs more stripping)
December 28th, 2005 at 12:32 pm
Our New Year starts 20 hours before yours. Na Na Na Na Na
Happy New Year, Sucka!!!!
December 28th, 2005 at 12:34 pm
“Happy New Years Suckaaaaaaa……” I’m entering this contest and I wanna win dammit, since your site kicked my site’s ass in a Battle of the Blogs Contest over at BlogExplosion - I didn’t mind losing to you though - coulda been worse :0)
December 28th, 2005 at 1:00 pm
Happy New Years, Sucka!
I just hope Its not a month supply of your grey goose Vodka…..
That would be interesting.
December 28th, 2005 at 2:00 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
high five to carbwell!
December 28th, 2005 at 2:05 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
You bad, bad motha sucka, you.
December 28th, 2005 at 2:18 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 2:19 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 3:48 pm
Hey NSA, FBI, and whoever else is monitoring: Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 4:04 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka! This site rocks! I like exclamation points!
December 28th, 2005 at 4:05 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
sweet site found it awhile ago
December 28th, 2005 at 4:09 pm
I just want to say from New Orleans:
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 28th, 2005 at 5:20 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka! What was your favorite comment?
December 28th, 2005 at 5:31 pm
happy new year, sucka!!!!!
December 28th, 2005 at 6:20 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
Can’t wait to see what’s on the plate next year.
December 28th, 2005 at 6:25 pm
“Happy New Year, Sucka!”
http://www.moppit.com.au/website/images/girls/mother_large.jpg
December 28th, 2005 at 7:03 pm
I really don’t need a month’s supply of anything besides water, but…
Happy New Year, Sucka!
(No poop water, I hope.)
December 28th, 2005 at 8:36 pm
Your blog is a bright spot in my RSS aggregator. Looking forward to more hilarious reviews in 2006.
Happy New Year, Suckaaaaa!
December 28th, 2005 at 8:58 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
From Brian, The Candy Addict
http://candyaddict.com
December 29th, 2005 at 1:03 am
happy new year, sucka!
thanks !
December 29th, 2005 at 5:52 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
Hope it’s like Mr. Pibb + Red Vines!
December 29th, 2005 at 5:52 am
Marvo, Marvo, Marvo
Happy New Year, Sucka
December 29th, 2005 at 5:54 am
Happy New Year, Sucka! Thanks for the fun times!
December 29th, 2005 at 6:58 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
A month’s supply? How precisely is that calculated… I mean, my USUAL months-worth of Airhead-flavored slurpee is about 0.003fl.oz. Hrmm…
December 29th, 2005 at 6:59 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
A month’s supply? How precisely is that calculated… I mean, my USUAL months-worth of Airhead-flavored slurpee is about 0.003fl.oz. Hrmm…
December 29th, 2005 at 7:09 am
Happy New Year, Sucka! I hope you have a wonderful new year Marvo!!
December 29th, 2005 at 8:23 am
Aaaw. Your firefox review isn’t one of your favorites? It’s one of mine.
December 29th, 2005 at 8:52 am
Happy New Year, Sucka foo!
December 29th, 2005 at 9:34 am
“Happy New Year, Sucka!”
Thanks for all the reviews.
December 29th, 2005 at 9:56 am
“Happy New Year, SUCKA!!” Have a great one Marvo! You keep writing, and we’ll keep reading!
December 29th, 2005 at 10:17 am
HaPPy NEW YeaR SuckA - A month supply huh by your standards or mine
December 29th, 2005 at 10:43 am
I pity the fool who wishes you a Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 29th, 2005 at 10:53 am
happy new year sucka
December 29th, 2005 at 10:55 am
Happy New Year, Sucka! Hau`oli maka hiki hou! I just discovered this website about 2 weeks ago from http://www.slashfood.com and it’s already taken over my life - I’m about halfway through the archives.
December 29th, 2005 at 11:01 am
Happy New Year, Sucka! And a toast to your very funny and informative site. Cheers!
December 29th, 2005 at 11:19 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
I tried to think of something else to add that might sound clever, but alas, I’ve had too much eggnog and champagne this week!
December 29th, 2005 at 11:30 am
It’ll be sad if it’s a month’s supply of poopwater. Then you can say “Happy New Year, Sucka!”
December 29th, 2005 at 12:20 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 29th, 2005 at 1:01 pm
Marvo, you are sooooo much fun. I am going to try to get my (eligible) sisters hooked on your site, so they can stalk you. Happy New Year, sucka!
December 29th, 2005 at 1:08 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
O’DOYLE RULES!
December 29th, 2005 at 1:09 pm
dammit i just read the rules….NOT FAIR!!!
December 29th, 2005 at 3:04 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
Great site - keep up the good work.
Now go and have that happy new year I told you about…..
Sucka!
December 29th, 2005 at 4:32 pm
i’d really like to win. Happy New Year Sucka!
December 29th, 2005 at 5:33 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 29th, 2005 at 6:46 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 29th, 2005 at 7:32 pm
Happy Happy Happy New Year, SUCKA!!!
December 29th, 2005 at 8:27 pm
For my Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures who contribute.
For my Republican Friends:
Here’s wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year sucka!
December 30th, 2005 at 3:13 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
Ciao!
December 30th, 2005 at 5:59 am
Happy New Year, Sucka! I pity the fool.
December 30th, 2005 at 7:05 am
No, really Marv - Happy New Year, Sucka! Your reviews brought a lot of joy into 2005 (and spared me a great deal of pain), and I thank you.
December 30th, 2005 at 7:34 am
A New Year’s haiku,
thus: Happy New Year, Sucka!
Next year, more Marvo.
December 30th, 2005 at 8:05 am
Happy New Year sucka
December 30th, 2005 at 8:52 am
Thanks for the great reviews, and hav a Happy New Year, Sucka
December 30th, 2005 at 10:02 am
Thanks for all the reviews this year, I’m looking forward to many more.
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 30th, 2005 at 11:10 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
I bet I could beat the SmartWater in Trivial Pursuit. Besides, I’m thirsty.
December 30th, 2005 at 11:24 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
and I really mean it! I’m not just saying it cuz you told me to!!
December 30th, 2005 at 12:16 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 30th, 2005 at 12:23 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
I don’t think I’d ever taste half of the stuff you review, so here’s my wish that I get something that’s not too gross. But I let the luck of the draw decide anyway.
Thanks for bringing me a good dose of laughs every day!
December 30th, 2005 at 1:06 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
Thanks for a year of great reviews!
Um, side note: where exactly does TEd sleep?
December 30th, 2005 at 3:18 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
Yooooou soooo craaaazyyyyyy!!!
December 30th, 2005 at 7:56 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
Thanks for all the great reviews!!!
Too bad about the Carb Well Golden Crunch Cereal (and the cinnamon flavor) because I loved that stuff!
December 30th, 2005 at 8:13 pm
blblblblbl Happy New Year, Sucka!
Please be the poop water. Thanks for the entertainment.
December 30th, 2005 at 9:25 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka! Indeed.
December 31st, 2005 at 2:40 am
Month’s supply of Canon PowerShot A85.
Month’s supply of Canon PowerShot A85.
Month’s supply of Canon PowerShot A85.
Happy New Year, Sucka!
Month’s supply of Canon PowerShot A85.
Month’s supply of Canon PowerShot A85.
December 31st, 2005 at 4:59 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 31st, 2005 at 7:05 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
Marvo, if I win I’ll send you some limited edition Coffee Kit Kats that I have in my freezer. Yummy!
December 31st, 2005 at 9:39 am
Marvo, do you and your blog rawk?
Hell to the yes!
“Happy New Year, Sucka!”
December 31st, 2005 at 10:12 am
Happy New Year, Sucka! Thanks for all the funny!
December 31st, 2005 at 11:23 am
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 31st, 2005 at 12:08 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 31st, 2005 at 12:13 pm
I feel so unoriginal….
“Happy New Year, Sucka!”
December 31st, 2005 at 1:42 pm
A verrie Happy New Year, Sucka! LOL!
December 31st, 2005 at 2:29 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka! Hope you find lots of new crap to review in 2006.
December 31st, 2005 at 4:37 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
December 31st, 2005 at 6:01 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka! Geezmahneez, I don’t think I’ve gotten 112 comments in the past year, let alone on one post. Hope your 2006 is fabulous and Marvolus! xxoo
December 31st, 2005 at 9:21 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!!! Thanks for the laughs!
December 31st, 2005 at 11:51 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka
January 1st, 2006 at 6:14 am
Happy New Year, Sucka! No, seriously, Happy New Year.
January 1st, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Happy New Year, Sucka!
Liquid Cereal for everybody!
January 1st, 2006 at 5:43 pm
Well, this is a new website to me & I like what I see!
So, without further ado………“Happy New Year, Sucka!”
January 2nd, 2006 at 12:01 am
Thank you to everyone who participated!
Entries will no longer be accepted.
Winners will be announced soon.