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Year-In-Review + December Prize Drawing = Crazy Delicious!!!

By Marvo | December 27, 2005

Well this will be the last Impulsive Buy post for the year, but it’s a Year-In-Review/Prize Drawing post.

First off, I just want to wish everyone a Happy New Year and I also want to thank everyone who reads the Impulsive Buy regularly. It’s a lot of fun trying to come up with new ways to make you laugh, make you nauseous, and make you watch a video of me stripping.

Also, I guess a Year-In-Review post wouldn’t be complete without a list of some of my favorite reviews over the past year. So here they are in no particular order:

10. Carb Well Golden Crunch Cereal
9. Canon PowerShot A85
8. Girl Scouts Thin Mints
7. Full Throttle
6. Del Monte Carb Clever Sliced Pears
5. BK Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
4. iPod Shuffle
3. Poop Water
2. Star Wars Cereal
1. Glaceau SmartWater

Aaah, good times. Good times.

Well on to this month’s prize drawing. I don’t know what I’m going to give away, but the theme of this month’s prize drawing is, “A Month’s Supply.” The theme means that whatever the prizes are, the winners will receive a month’s supply of it.

THREE lucky Impulsive Buy readers will each receive a month’s supply of something I reviewed in the past year. However, I guarantee it’s not the Carb Well Golden Crunch Cereal, because I believe they don’t make it anymore.

To enter this month’s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words “Happy New Year, Sucka!” in it and whatever else you would like to say.

Please fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.

The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, January 1, 2006. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States, US Military APOs, and Canada. (To the rest of the planet, I’m sorry.)

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about making money by filling out surveys. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you information about seminars that will help you manage people better or improve your grammar skills. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, Johnny Damon going to the Yankees, or the destruction of the Earth at midnight on January 1st.

Topics: General |



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118 Responses to “Year-In-Review + December Prize Drawing = Crazy Delicious!!!”

  1. DR Says:
    December 27th, 2005 at 11:22 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!
    He’s one bad mutha
    shut yo mouth

  2. graceless Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 12:22 am

    happy new year sucka

  3. TEd Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 12:41 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    g-d i need to start sleeping in a bed.

  4. Mish Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 12:46 am

    Happy New Year sucka!!

  5. Nathan Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 12:49 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  6. Karen Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 2:23 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka! I’ve got MarvoMania!

  7. Cheryl Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 3:10 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  8. Ken Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 3:38 am

    funny, funny stuff Marvo… keep ‘em coming!

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  9. Muneer Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 4:59 am

    See you next year, marvo! Oh, and “Happy New Year, Sucka!”

  10. thegrit Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 5:04 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka! Here I come, Poop Water! wait . . . .

  11. Pel Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 5:16 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  12. Mass Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 5:35 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  13. frenchman Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 5:36 am

    Your blog rocks.

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  14. Nessa Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 5:49 am

    Happy New Year Sucka!

    oooooo-weeeee, shut my mouth, slap yo grandma!

  15. Chuck Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 5:51 am

    For personal reasons, my favorite review was the habanero jerky. Of course, I can understand why that wasn’t your favorite product this year.

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  16. heather Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 5:55 am

    Fo shizzle

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  17. Tara Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 6:05 am

    “Happy New Year, Sucka!”

    Thanks for all the laughs!

  18. Rachel Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 6:39 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!
    woo hoo

  19. Tanya Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 7:35 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  20. jdjdmama Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 8:01 am

    “Happy New Year, Sucka!”, I hope the new year brings lots of fun products.

  21. stuporstar Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 8:30 am

    happy new year sucka!!

  22. Rick Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 8:50 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  23. Aarika Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 8:57 am

    Ahhh, Marvo. I don’t think you blow OR suck but…happy New Year, sucka!

  24. Jessica B Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 8:58 am

    Slurpee rocks, Marvo! That was my favorite review this year and you know what? Happy New Year, Sucka! Keep rocking with those reviews!

  25. Teresa Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 9:18 am

    HAPPY NEW YEAR SUCKA!!!!!!! :o)

  26. Kimbly Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 9:41 am

    “Happy New Year, Sucka!”

  27. Rudi Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 9:46 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    I hope that you get a coupon for a free stomach pump - you may need it!

    All kidding aside, this is a must-read site - keep up the good work in ‘06!

  28. Sharon Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 9:54 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka,
    may you try new foods that make you pucka,
    with the ladies, may you have much lucka,
    because you deserve a good…

    ah, I couldn’t do it. May you actually use a box of Trojan Elexa in ‘06!

  29. GameBoy3008 Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 10:07 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!
    And in the words of Waterman: “Keep On Rockin’”
    See you next year, bro!

  30. nat Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 10:11 am

    I can’t pick a favorite, since THEY’re ALL GREAT!

    Happy New Year, Sucka!!! Here’s to a 2006 filled with Marvo’s reviews!

  31. FCUKING Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 10:13 am

    Hauoli Makahiki Hou Sucka! just recently stumbled onto your site and got hooked on your reviews. keep on serving those great reviews. oh yeah, if you already didn’t know it that means Happy New Years in Hawaiian Sucka!

  32. Mike Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 10:25 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  33. dramastically Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 10:34 am

    happy new year, sucka! i better win, sucka! you still owe me lunch, sucka!

  34. Alex Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 10:44 am

    Happy new year, sucka!

  35. Mar Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 11:01 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!”

  36. golfwidow Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 11:20 am

    You have reviewed some wretched stuff,
    And some that was quite pukka.
    We can’t thank you near enough —
    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  37. Ultimate Best Vamp Ever Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 11:52 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!!!!!!

    Pick me pick me!! I never win anything!

  38. KT Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 12:18 pm

    Happy New year, Sucka!

    Happy new year, marvo. Have a good one, and don’t get too nuts… :p
    (and if you do, take a movie. this blog needs more stripping)

  39. Gia on Guam Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 12:32 pm

    Our New Year starts 20 hours before yours. Na Na Na Na Na

    Happy New Year, Sucka!!!!

  40. Tanya Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 12:34 pm

    “Happy New Years Suckaaaaaaa……” I’m entering this contest and I wanna win dammit, since your site kicked my site’s ass in a Battle of the Blogs Contest over at BlogExplosion - I didn’t mind losing to you though - coulda been worse :0)

  41. ~Moi~ Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 1:00 pm

    Happy New Years, Sucka!

    I just hope Its not a month supply of your grey goose Vodka…..

    That would be interesting.

  42. David LaMarche Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 2:00 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    high five to carbwell!

  43. Mandy Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 2:05 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!
    You bad, bad motha sucka, you.

  44. Rachel Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 2:18 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  45. Richard Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 2:19 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  46. whoopiepie Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 3:48 pm

    Hey NSA, FBI, and whoever else is monitoring: Happy New Year, Sucka!

  47. Gravatar Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 4:04 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka! This site rocks! I like exclamation points!

  48. Atom Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 4:05 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    sweet site found it awhile ago :)

  49. govtdrone Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 4:09 pm

    I just want to say from New Orleans:

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  50. klew Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 5:20 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka! What was your favorite comment?

  51. Anonymous Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 5:31 pm

    happy new year, sucka!!!!!

  52. Man Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 6:20 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    Can’t wait to see what’s on the plate next year.

  53. Karen Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 6:25 pm

    “Happy New Year, Sucka!”

    http://www.moppit.com.au/website/images/girls/mother_large.jpg

    :)

  54. Robyn Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 7:03 pm

    I really don’t need a month’s supply of anything besides water, but…

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    (No poop water, I hope.)

  55. Brian Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 8:36 pm

    Your blog is a bright spot in my RSS aggregator. Looking forward to more hilarious reviews in 2006.

    Happy New Year, Suckaaaaa!

  56. Brian P Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 8:58 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    From Brian, The Candy Addict
    http://candyaddict.com

  57. michelle Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 1:03 am

    happy new year, sucka!

    thanks ! :)

  58. Wendy Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 5:52 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    Hope it’s like Mr. Pibb + Red Vines!

  59. Dontyouknow Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 5:52 am

    Marvo, Marvo, Marvo
    Happy New Year, Sucka

  60. Rambler Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 5:54 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka! Thanks for the fun times!

  61. Anonymous Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 6:58 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    A month’s supply? How precisely is that calculated… I mean, my USUAL months-worth of Airhead-flavored slurpee is about 0.003fl.oz. Hrmm…

  62. CarbonNYC Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 6:59 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    A month’s supply? How precisely is that calculated… I mean, my USUAL months-worth of Airhead-flavored slurpee is about 0.003fl.oz. Hrmm…

  63. Jen Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 7:09 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka! I hope you have a wonderful new year Marvo!!

  64. Wench Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 8:23 am

    Aaaw. Your firefox review isn’t one of your favorites? It’s one of mine. ;)

  65. Aprilly Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 8:52 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka foo!

  66. Sar Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 9:34 am

    “Happy New Year, Sucka!”
    Thanks for all the reviews.

  67. DeeDee Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 9:56 am

    “Happy New Year, SUCKA!!” Have a great one Marvo! You keep writing, and we’ll keep reading!

  68. janet Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 10:17 am

    HaPPy NEW YeaR SuckA - A month supply huh by your standards or mine :-)

  69. Drew Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 10:43 am

    I pity the fool who wishes you a Happy New Year, Sucka! :)

  70. ga girl Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 10:53 am

    happy new year sucka

  71. Rbbbn Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 10:55 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka! Hau`oli maka hiki hou! I just discovered this website about 2 weeks ago from http://www.slashfood.com and it’s already taken over my life - I’m about halfway through the archives.

  72. mandooli Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 11:01 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka! And a toast to your very funny and informative site. Cheers!

  73. Heather Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 11:19 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    I tried to think of something else to add that might sound clever, but alas, I’ve had too much eggnog and champagne this week!

  74. random Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 11:30 am

    It’ll be sad if it’s a month’s supply of poopwater. Then you can say “Happy New Year, Sucka!”

  75. Brian Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 12:20 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  76. Amber LB Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 1:01 pm

    Marvo, you are sooooo much fun. I am going to try to get my (eligible) sisters hooked on your site, so they can stalk you. Happy New Year, sucka!

  77. Jessica Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 1:08 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    O’DOYLE RULES!

  78. Jessica Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 1:09 pm

    dammit i just read the rules….NOT FAIR!!!

  79. Sideshow Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 3:04 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    Great site - keep up the good work.

    Now go and have that happy new year I told you about…..

    Sucka!

  80. emily Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 4:32 pm

    i’d really like to win. Happy New Year Sucka!

  81. nicole Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 5:33 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  82. malta Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 6:46 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  83. Mean Lady Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 7:32 pm

    Happy Happy Happy New Year, SUCKA!!!

  84. hismikness Says:
    December 29th, 2005 at 8:27 pm

    For my Democrat Friends:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures who contribute.

    For my Republican Friends:

    Here’s wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year sucka!

  85. gattasorniona Says:
    December 30th, 2005 at 3:13 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!
    Ciao!

  86. K. Diddy Says:
    December 30th, 2005 at 5:59 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka! I pity the fool.

  87. Kathy Me Says:
    December 30th, 2005 at 7:05 am

    No, really Marv - Happy New Year, Sucka! Your reviews brought a lot of joy into 2005 (and spared me a great deal of pain), and I thank you.

  88. Mir Says:
    December 30th, 2005 at 7:34 am

    A New Year’s haiku,
    thus: Happy New Year, Sucka!
    Next year, more Marvo.

  89. James Says:
    December 30th, 2005 at 8:05 am

    Happy New Year sucka

  90. Uncle C Says:
    December 30th, 2005 at 8:52 am

    Thanks for the great reviews, and hav a Happy New Year, Sucka

  91. CF Says:
    December 30th, 2005 at 10:02 am

    Thanks for all the reviews this year, I’m looking forward to many more.
    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  92. Icecap Veiwin Says:
    December 30th, 2005 at 11:10 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!
    I bet I could beat the SmartWater in Trivial Pursuit. Besides, I’m thirsty.

  93. Dawn (webmiztris) Says:
    December 30th, 2005 at 11:24 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    and I really mean it! I’m not just saying it cuz you told me to!!

  94. 'Nique Says:
    December 30th, 2005 at 12:16 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  95. Riri Says:
    December 30th, 2005 at 12:23 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    I don’t think I’d ever taste half of the stuff you review, so here’s my wish that I get something that’s not too gross. But I let the luck of the draw decide anyway. :-) Thanks for bringing me a good dose of laughs every day!

  96. j Says:
    December 30th, 2005 at 1:06 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    Thanks for a year of great reviews!

    Um, side note: where exactly does TEd sleep?

  97. Vulgar Wizard Says:
    December 30th, 2005 at 3:18 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!
    Yooooou soooo craaaazyyyyyy!!!

  98. Jeff Says:
    December 30th, 2005 at 7:56 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    Thanks for all the great reviews!!!

    Too bad about the Carb Well Golden Crunch Cereal (and the cinnamon flavor) because I loved that stuff!

  99. Sunbun Says:
    December 30th, 2005 at 8:13 pm

    blblblblbl Happy New Year, Sucka!

    Please be the poop water. Thanks for the entertainment.

  100. TheBon Says:
    December 30th, 2005 at 9:25 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka! Indeed.

  101. gko Says:
    December 31st, 2005 at 2:40 am

    Month’s supply of Canon PowerShot A85.
    Month’s supply of Canon PowerShot A85.
    Month’s supply of Canon PowerShot A85.
    Happy New Year, Sucka!
    Month’s supply of Canon PowerShot A85.
    Month’s supply of Canon PowerShot A85.

  102. Jude Says:
    December 31st, 2005 at 4:59 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  103. MAC Dodge Says:
    December 31st, 2005 at 7:05 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    Marvo, if I win I’ll send you some limited edition Coffee Kit Kats that I have in my freezer. Yummy!

  104. Chris Says:
    December 31st, 2005 at 9:39 am

    Marvo, do you and your blog rawk?
    Hell to the yes!
    “Happy New Year, Sucka!”

  105. Lisa Says:
    December 31st, 2005 at 10:12 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka! Thanks for all the funny!

  106. Annette Says:
    December 31st, 2005 at 11:23 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  107. mr x Says:
    December 31st, 2005 at 12:08 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  108. ReaderGirl Says:
    December 31st, 2005 at 12:13 pm

    I feel so unoriginal….

    “Happy New Year, Sucka!”

  109. LeeMarie Says:
    December 31st, 2005 at 1:42 pm

    A verrie Happy New Year, Sucka! LOL!

  110. Patti Says:
    December 31st, 2005 at 2:29 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka! Hope you find lots of new crap to review in 2006.

  111. Aymie's Mom Says:
    December 31st, 2005 at 4:37 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  112. Mellie Helen Says:
    December 31st, 2005 at 6:01 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka! Geezmahneez, I don’t think I’ve gotten 112 comments in the past year, let alone on one post. Hope your 2006 is fabulous and Marvolus! xxoo

  113. trinity13 Says:
    December 31st, 2005 at 9:21 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!!! Thanks for the laughs!

  114. BoPeep Says:
    December 31st, 2005 at 11:51 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka

  115. Mad Cow Says:
    January 1st, 2006 at 6:14 am

    Happy New Year, Sucka! No, seriously, Happy New Year.

  116. DevoMan Says:
    January 1st, 2006 at 3:35 pm

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    Liquid Cereal for everybody!

  117. Kattar Says:
    January 1st, 2006 at 5:43 pm

    Well, this is a new website to me & I like what I see!

    So, without further ado………“Happy New Year, Sucka!”

  118. marvo Says:
    January 2nd, 2006 at 12:01 am

    Thank you to everyone who participated!

    Entries will no longer be accepted.

    Winners will be announced soon.