Year-In-Review + December Prize Drawing = Crazy Delicious!!!

Marvo General

Well this will be the last Impulsive Buy post for the year, but it’s a Year-In-Review/Prize Drawing post.

First off, I just want to wish everyone a Happy New Year and I also want to thank everyone who reads the Impulsive Buy regularly. It’s a lot of fun trying to come up with new ways to make you laugh, make you nauseous, and make you watch a video of me stripping.

Also, I guess a Year-In-Review post wouldn’t be complete without a list of some of my favorite reviews over the past year. So here they are in no particular order:

10. Carb Well Golden Crunch Cereal
9. Canon PowerShot A85
8. Girl Scouts Thin Mints
7. Full Throttle
6. Del Monte Carb Clever Sliced Pears
5. BK Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
4. iPod Shuffle
3. Poop Water
2. Star Wars Cereal
1. Glaceau SmartWater

Aaah, good times. Good times.

Well on to this month’s prize drawing. I don’t know what I’m going to give away, but the theme of this month’s prize drawing is, “A Month’s Supply.” The theme means that whatever the prizes are, the winners will receive a month’s supply of it.

THREE lucky Impulsive Buy readers will each receive a month’s supply of something I reviewed in the past year. However, I guarantee it’s not the Carb Well Golden Crunch Cereal, because I believe they don’t make it anymore.

To enter this month’s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words “Happy New Year, Sucka!” in it and whatever else you would like to say.

Please fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.

The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, January 1, 2006. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States, US Military APOs, and Canada. (To the rest of the planet, I’m sorry.)

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about making money by filling out surveys. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you information about seminars that will help you manage people better or improve your grammar skills. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, Johnny Damon going to the Yankees, or the destruction of the Earth at midnight on January 1st.

118 thoughts to “Year-In-Review + December Prize Drawing = Crazy Delicious!!!”

  15. For personal reasons, my favorite review was the habanero jerky. Of course, I can understand why that wasn’t your favorite product this year.

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

  24. Slurpee rocks, Marvo! That was my favorite review this year and you know what? Happy New Year, Sucka! Keep rocking with those reviews!

  27. Happy New Year, Sucka!

    I hope that you get a coupon for a free stomach pump – you may need it!

    All kidding aside, this is a must-read site – keep up the good work in ’06!

  28. Happy New Year, Sucka,
    may you try new foods that make you pucka,
    with the ladies, may you have much lucka,
    because you deserve a good…

    ah, I couldn’t do it. May you actually use a box of Trojan Elexa in ’06!

  29. Happy New Year, Sucka!
    And in the words of Waterman: “Keep On Rockin'”
    See you next year, bro!

  30. I can’t pick a favorite, since THEY’re ALL GREAT!

    Happy New Year, Sucka!!! Here’s to a 2006 filled with Marvo’s reviews!

  31. Hauoli Makahiki Hou Sucka! just recently stumbled onto your site and got hooked on your reviews. keep on serving those great reviews. oh yeah, if you already didn’t know it that means Happy New Years in Hawaiian Sucka!

  38. Happy New year, Sucka!

    Happy new year, marvo. Have a good one, and don’t get too nuts… :p
    (and if you do, take a movie. this blog needs more stripping)

  40. “Happy New Years Suckaaaaaaa……” I’m entering this contest and I wanna win dammit, since your site kicked my site’s ass in a Battle of the Blogs Contest over at BlogExplosion – I didn’t mind losing to you though – coulda been worse :0)

  41. Happy New Years, Sucka!

    I just hope Its not a month supply of your grey goose Vodka…..

    That would be interesting.

  54. I really don’t need a month’s supply of anything besides water, but…

    Happy New Year, Sucka!

    (No poop water, I hope.)

  55. Your blog is a bright spot in my RSS aggregator. Looking forward to more hilarious reviews in 2006.

    Happy New Year, Suckaaaaa!

  61. Happy New Year, Sucka!

    A month’s supply? How precisely is that calculated… I mean, my USUAL months-worth of Airhead-flavored slurpee is about 0.003fl.oz. Hrmm…

  62. Happy New Year, Sucka!

    A month’s supply? How precisely is that calculated… I mean, my USUAL months-worth of Airhead-flavored slurpee is about 0.003fl.oz. Hrmm…

  67. “Happy New Year, SUCKA!!” Have a great one Marvo! You keep writing, and we’ll keep reading!

  73. Happy New Year, Sucka!

    I tried to think of something else to add that might sound clever, but alas, I’ve had too much eggnog and champagne this week!

  74. It’ll be sad if it’s a month’s supply of poopwater. Then you can say “Happy New Year, Sucka!”

  76. Marvo, you are sooooo much fun. I am going to try to get my (eligible) sisters hooked on your site, so they can stalk you. Happy New Year, sucka!

  79. Happy New Year, Sucka!

    Great site – keep up the good work.

    Now go and have that happy new year I told you about…..

    Sucka!

  84. For my Democrat Friends:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures who contribute.

    For my Republican Friends:

    Here’s wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year sucka!

  87. No, really Marv – Happy New Year, Sucka! Your reviews brought a lot of joy into 2005 (and spared me a great deal of pain), and I thank you.

  95. Happy New Year, Sucka!

    I don’t think I’d ever taste half of the stuff you review, so here’s my wish that I get something that’s not too gross. But I let the luck of the draw decide anyway. 🙂 Thanks for bringing me a good dose of laughs every day!

  96. Happy New Year, Sucka!

    Thanks for a year of great reviews!

    Um, side note: where exactly does TEd sleep?

  98. Happy New Year, Sucka!

    Thanks for all the great reviews!!!

    Too bad about the Carb Well Golden Crunch Cereal (and the cinnamon flavor) because I loved that stuff!

  101. Month’s supply of Canon PowerShot A85.
    Month’s supply of Canon PowerShot A85.
    Month’s supply of Canon PowerShot A85.
    Happy New Year, Sucka!
    Month’s supply of Canon PowerShot A85.
    Month’s supply of Canon PowerShot A85.

  103. Happy New Year, Sucka!

    Marvo, if I win I’ll send you some limited edition Coffee Kit Kats that I have in my freezer. Yummy!

  112. Happy New Year, Sucka! Geezmahneez, I don’t think I’ve gotten 112 comments in the past year, let alone on one post. Hope your 2006 is fabulous and Marvolus! xxoo

  117. Well, this is a new website to me & I like what I see!

    So, without further ado………“Happy New Year, Sucka!”

  118. Thank you to everyone who participated!

    Entries will no longer be accepted.

    Winners will be announced soon.

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