Comments on: Jones Soda Holiday Pack 2005

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 08:19:49 +0000

rfduck – What I REALLY want is dehydrated food pills. Just add water.

Nicki – Bludgeoned with a Jones Soda bottle? Wouldn’t that be ironic?

By: Nicki

Nicki — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 16:55:19 +0000

I have had the misfortune of trying these…i vomited for 10 minutes. I feel the people at Jones have taken their soda obsession too far and need to be bludgeoned. I think the only person who enjoyed these “treats” was Star Jones…

By: rfduck

rfduck — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 23:16:19 +0000

I want my soda to taste like soda, not food. Also, it would actually suck if they made sodas that really DID taste like Turkey and Gravy and Corn. Why? Because then there’s no need to cook them, you just buy the bottles, and then all the food-making rituals of Thanksgiving disappear.

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 07:22:03 +0000

Toni – Gotta love the haiku, because sonnets are way too hard.

Amber LB – I have a couple Choxie bars sitting in my fridge from my trip to California, waiting to be reviewed. I hear really good things about them. If they aren’t good I’m just going to melt them and mix them with a generic brand chocolate bar for playing with my emotions.

Gia on Guam – Just like clothing, proper grammar is optional here.

By: Gia on Guam

Gia on Guam — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 00:17:33 +0000

Apparently so is proof-reading posts prior to clicking the “say it!” button.

YOU’RE a Haiku fool.

By: Amber LB

Amber LB — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 16:00:42 +0000

Like many other posters, I saw this gift pack on the 75% off rack at Target and passed on it. So glad I did, now! I did buy some Choxie chocolate covered raisins, those were good. Want me to send you some Choxie?

By: Toni

Toni — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 08:33:48 +0000

You truly are a brave, brave man Marvo. I love salmon, but hearing about a salmon pate SODA makes me ill.

Can’t stay away from the haikus, huh? ;)

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 06:49:45 +0000

Chris – Yeah, they were pretty lame…and they were hard to do. I kept counting 5-7-5…5-7-5…5-7-5.

Megan – I know, I know. Grey Goose review. It’s been a fun one to test.

Teresa – Because there are people like me who would buy these sodas just to torture myself. When Kevin Federline releases his rap CD, I will torture myself to review it.

Melanie – $4.99!?! Holy crap! I totally got ripped off. If I could reach you, I wouldn’t hit you, I’d give you a weak slap and giggle like a little girl.

Webmiztris – I have balls of steel? That would explain why I can’t cross my legs and why they keep dragging on the ground.

birdwoman – I heard about the halloween pack. The flavors sound better than this one.

dramastically – I totally dig creativity and I believe it totally deserves one point for being original and creative.

Uncle C – You know, these may be horrible to taste, but if they come out with a new variety next year, I will probably buy some off of eBay again. Mmm…Candied Yam Soda.

Karen – No, I just do what I’m told. Ask me to jump, and I’ll ask you, “How high?”

HexiumVII – I know. I know. I should upgrade to WP 2.0, but I’m so lazy. I know. I know. It takes less than five minutes to upgrade. But I’m sooo lazy.

Gia on Guam – Haikus are hard. :-(

By: Gia on Guam

Gia on Guam — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 06:09:49 +0000

Your a Haiku fool.

By: HexiumVII

HexiumVII — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 04:44:44 +0000

Oh i have to try them soda, though I am allergic to soda :(. Its 2006 man time to upgrade to Wordpress 2.0!