February Prize Drawing!!!

Aaah, February…

It’s the month after January and before March. It’s my least favorite month, because every February I am reminded of heartbreak and heartache. There’s that one day in February that haunts me EVERY SINGLE YEAR.

For almost everyone else, that one special day in February is a joyous day filled with remembering, honoring, and cherishing. But for me, I am almost always alone on that day. It’s gotten to the point where I don’t even recognize that special day anymore.

Sometimes I cry on that day, because I see everyone else enjoying it. Every year, I keep telling myself that next year will be different, because I’ll have a reason to celebrate it. But when the next year comes around, there isn’t any celebrating.

I hate Presidents’ Day!

Because I will never be president of anything…ever!

Anyway, there are two prizes for this month’s prize drawing.

One lucky reader will win a brand new Gillette Fusion Power razor, which I’ll be reviewing really soon, and another lucky reader will win a slightly used bottle of Method Olive Leaf Body Wash, which has been around my naked body.

So I’ll be having two separate drawings. One for the Gillette Fusion Power razor and another one for the Method Olive Leaf Body Wash.

To enter this month’s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with THREE THINGS.

1. The words I sing and dance to when I’m in the shower, “I rock the party that rocks the body!”
2. The prize you want to win (either the Gillette Fusion Power or the Method Olive Leaf Body Wash)
3. Whatever else you would like to say.

Please fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.

The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, February 7, 2006 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, February 12, 2006. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States, US Military APOs, Canada, and Guam. (To the rest of the planet, I’m sorry.)

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam from some Chinese company that wants to sell you toothbrushes. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you information about classes that will improve your Microsoft Excel skills. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail or a possible eight blade razor.

70 thoughts to “February Prize Drawing!!!”

  1. I rock the party that rocks the body!
    Gillette Fusion Power
    I’ll let someone else rock on with the Olive Leaf body wash.

  2. Oooh, me! Me! I rock the party that rocks the body!

    I would like the Olive Leaf body wash, please. That REALLY needs to go to a card carrying founding member of the Marvo Fan Club, anyway. 🙂

  3. I rock the party that rocks the body!
    I would like to win the Method Olive Leaf Body Wash, so I can think of you when I a bathing. Cause I’m silly like that.

  4. I rock the party that rocks the body, but I do not want my rocking body to smell like pepper, so I’d like the miraculous 5-blade (didn’t Dave Barry write a humor column mocking the triple-blade razors when they came out, saying that quintuple blades were just around the corner?) razor, please.

    I hate President’s Day as well. Maybe we can send each other supportive haikus to get through it. 😉

  5. I rock the party that rocks the body, but I’d rock a less hairy body if I had a Gillette Fusion. Will it help me get girls like Ben Roethlisberger does?

  6. How could it be that two guys who live so far apart, and have never met, both sing “I ROCK THE PARTY THAT ROCKS THE BODY” in the shower each morning? Weird. Gillette Fusion Power, please. Oh, Marvo for president, Marvo 4 evah!

  7. “I hope you bubbling it baby
    Now bubbling it my way
    Let it rain…”

    ….so I can wash with some Method Olive Leaf Body Wash! I’ll be all bubbly with the peppery body wash..mmm! I even checked at my local Target, and we apparently don’t carry that kind here in VA. I’ll be “rockin the party that rocks the body WASH!!” Oh yeah!! Thanks!

  8. I rock the party that rocks the body!

    Gillette Fusion my way, please. Because I need to shave.

    YOU ROCK THE PARTY THAT ROCKS THE BODY!!!

  9. I’m not saying those three things because I’m not entering the contest this time — partly because I’ve already won TWICE and partly because I’m a little afraid of the Gillette Fusion razor and A LOT afraid of the partially used bottle of Method Olive Leaf Body Wash. Good luck everyone!

  10. I rock the party that rocks the body, but only if I have smooooooth legs and pits. So, I’d like that Gillette Fusion Power razor please.

    By the by, I just discovered your blog yesterday and it’s fan-freakin-tastic! Thank God I have all those archives to read as a means of pretending I’m using my work time appropriately. Phew!

  11. I rock the party that rocks the body!

    Despite my better judgment: the Method Olive Leaf Body Wash.

    You couldn’t pay me to take the gift-that-keeps-on-giving replaceable-cartridge-eating death scythe.

  12. I rock the party that rocks the body, and I want the bodywash because I want to smell like pepper for some odd reason. I love black pepper… Oh, and also I already tried the fusion power thingy, and my 5 cent disposable ones work just as good for me as any of those ones with replacable heads…

  13. 1.“I rock the party that rocks the body!”
    2. Method Olive Leaf Body Wash
    3. Whatever else I would like to say.

    Marvo…I figure you should send ME the Body Wash…since I won the Axe stuff that my ex got custody of…I’ve already had experience being around something that was around your naked body 😛

  14. “I rock the party that rocks the body” in the shower every time…I think i’d prefer the razor as I don’t want to smell like an old italian lady with the olive body wash… I hate presidents day too…especially since everyone else on this infernal military base has off that day but me because they need a weather forecast that day…even though no one else will be working…

  15. How you would sound:
    (am thinking it would be a Jack Johnson hunk type sound of course, sorta like: “I…uh huh… rock the party….uh huh… that rocks the body…uh huh…”

    I would love the Gilette Fusion because I’m in advertising and therefore a big fat sucker for anything marketed as slick as that. And, I do think it is the ultimate President’s Day gift. And, I completely trust your judgement on the body wash and will never buy that particular method product, although I buy most of them since I am, well, a big fat sucker for slick marketing. And, don’t take me out of ther running because I tend to start every sentence with “and”. Am getting professional help for that. And my slick marketing problem.

  16. I rock the party that rocks the body!
    Gillette Fusion Power
    I grew a moustache…. Eat more chikin.
    I see pride! I see power! I see a bad-ass mother who don’t take no crap off of nobody!

  17. I rock the party that rocks the body.
    Gillette Fusion Power
    In my shower, it’s ‘Rocking the Cradle of Love’…..long live Billy Idol!!!

  18. I have been gushing over the Gillette Fusion Power ever since i saw the Super Bowl commercial. I actually went to my local drugstore to check out their display of it. In fact, I think you could say that I’m unhealthily obessesed.

    I rock the party that rocks the body!

  19. I rock the party that rocks the body!
    Gillette Fusion Power

    Cos like I’ve got one of the four blade razor thingies (not the phone, I have a really cheap phone that barely flips and anyway you can’t shave with a phone even if it IS from Cingular) and so anyway I’d dig that five-blade thingie because if I ever really get crazy I can shave my face cleeeeean off, and not leave any stubborn stubble or annoying razr burn on my…well, on my newly blank head.

    Dude.

  20. ooohh, just thinking about your body rocking in the shower….thinking about the party….rocking at the party….partying in the shower…showering in the rock…bodying at the party….I almost can’t go on. I’d like to rock the party with the pepper scented body wash. It’s been near your partying, rocking, showering body and that’s all I need to know.

  21. Gillette Fusion Power.

    Could I get some Kona coffee with that to? I rock the party that rocks the body…..but usually need coffee (coffy?) first.

    Great site.

  22. I think the reason I never get any loving on President’s Day is because I sing badly “I rock the party that rocks the body!”
    while using the Gillette Fusion Power razor while I shave my….well never mind that.

  23. “I rock the party that rocks the body!”
    The Gillette Fusion Power would be my choice.
    And how is it you are not el Presidente of The Impulsive Buy Review Co.?

  24. I rock the party that rocks the body!

    I want the body wash. I’ve been so sad since I ran out of archives to read after discovering this site a few weeks ago. As a poor college student on a meal plan, I NEVER go grocery shopping, so I really have no idea about most of the products you review until I read it on here…

  25. 1. “I rock the party that rocks the body!”
    (FYI, I sing, “Shake your groove thing…”)

    2. Gillette Fusion Power
    Thanks!

    3. Whatever else you would like to say.
    Woke hallowedly easy to use virtue.
    (anagram of above sentence)

  26. I rock the party that rocks the Gillette Fusion Power body. Wait, did that make sense? And why do you sing that in the shower? Oh, shower. I need one. You should review more shower products. I have thought of you every single time I’ve seen the AXE Shower Gel in a store. Wow, you’re more effective than AXE’s highly seductive ad campaigns. I should hire you. Then you can make guys all over the world want me. Wait, thats not what I was going for. Can you do it with women? If you could, you could make alot of money. Seriously. Anyway, back to the razor thing. I grow hair on my face faster than bamboo grows. And it’s thicker than bamboo. So maybe a whopping 5 blades would help that. But of course I’m too cheap to go out and get it myself. Either that or I don’t like change. Or I’m indecisive. I don’t know which.

    … ok, I’ll stop now. btw, I love your blog.

  27. I rock the party that rocks the body! (wana see?)

    I wana win that Gillete Fusion Power Razor… i’m intrigued!

    And yea, I’ll have to agree with you Marvo, Presidents Day sucks! I never get it off, and all those government jobs do! Not fair! How about have a “Non-Presidents Day” where all government people have to work, and everyone else gets off. Yea, I like that idea 🙂

  28. 1. I rock the party that rocks the body!
    2. I’ve been eyeballin’ the new Fusion razor. So I’d like that one when I win please. 🙂
    3. I really dig your site and have it listed as one of my favorites on my blog … http://www.double3.com.

  29. “I rock the party that rocks the body!” I say it enthusiastically, although I don’t quite know what it means. I think I would like to win the Gillette Fusion Power, because it has a kick-ass kinda name. It makes me wanna sock things while making battle-noises and posing in stylized martial arts stances. Kinda like the people did in “Battle Fever J” when I was a kid. My kids have Power Rangers, but that is no substitute for Battle Fever!

  30. I rock the party that rocks the body.

    Method Body Wash

    My husband was super excited about that body wash. He is a freak for pepper.

  31. I rock the party that rocks the body that rocks the boat that rocks the moat that rocks the mouse that rocks the house.

    I’ll go for the body wash since I’ve seen it in the stores and it looked nifty. My alternative smells like eggnog.

  32. I rock the party that rocks the body!

    Since you said the Method Olive Leaf Body Wash smells like pepper, I would like to try it with some bath salts. 🙂

    Thanks!

  33. I rock the party that rocks the body!
    Razor! Razor! Razor!
    I used to buy the cheapest razors I could find. Then my husband received a free triple-blade swivel-head razor, which he gave to me because he uses a non-disposable razor. I’ll never go back.

  34. I rock the party that rocks the body!

    I also like to shave with as many blades as possible.

    Eveyone knows the most heartbreaking holiday of February is groundhog’s day.

  35. i’m not entering but I think it’s cool you sing that in the shower. I haven’y heard that song in ages. I like to sing”O Holy Night” I’m just weird I guess but the acoustics are great in there for gospel and opera, which I DO sing too BTW…LOve your Blog!!!

  36. If you were Canadian you wouldn’t even know from Presidents’ Day.
    And you know we don’t have a Prime Ministers’ day.
    Defect!
    But before you do…
    …this Gillette razor whose advertizing I’ve read so much about in the previous posts has not yet infiltrated this far north. Or I live under a rock. Either way it sounds pretty cool and I’d probably shave things 0.something times better than I do with my current razor.
    I would rock the party that rocks the body a lot harder if there was less friction-causing stubble. At least, a lot smoother. I’d be smoove.
    Plus I’d be forever indebted to you, pithy product reviewer.
    You couldn’t have my soul or anything, but I’d keep visiting your site and chuckling in appreciation of your irreverent wit and keen consumer sense.
    A tip of the hat to you, sir.
    Good day.

  37. Are we supposed to say the words WE sing in the shower or the ones YOU sing? Because I sing Show Tunes. And as I do, I rock the party that rocks the body!”

    As I am rocking the party that rocks my body with show tunes, I would like to be taking a risk by sliding the 5 blades of the Gilete Razor along what seems like an awfully small space between my skin and femoral artery.

    Also, Marvo I’m sure you really do Rock the party.

  38. My husband used to sing ‘I rock the party that rocks the body’ too.
    Then I bought one of those special electroshock collars………Ahhh the silence. My best purchase ever.
    The razor please, I do so like sharp shiny things.

  39. 1. I rock the party that rocks the body!
    2. Gillette Fusion Power
    3. You couldn’t even buy a new bottle of body wash for this drawing?

  40. I rock the party that rocks the body!
    Gillette Fusion Power Razor
    ‘Cuase I need to shave. I’m half Japanese, and I have a white-jap trash beard going on. Help!

  41. let me hear you say oh yeah…trust me I’ll blow up shop…about to blow the roof right offa hip hop. I rock the party that rocks the body…

    How sad is it that I know the lyrics to that song still? Scratch that it’s depressing to still knowing the lyrics to any MC Lyte song.

    I think that I should win the Olive Body wash, because number one it’s been near your naked body, and two because it will always remind of coke and platypus ass. Oh and Vince Neil.

    I could sing MC Lyte and smell like a peppery martini. SCORE!

  42. I rock the party that rocks the body!! (insert random dancing here)
    I hate Valentine’s Day for two reasons:
    1) It’s a commercialized Hallmark holiday that is just an excuse to make everyone go out and buy cards,candy,flowers,etc. And if you don’t….you are a heartless jerk. guiltguiltguiltguilt
    2) The last time I actually took a date out for a romantic Valentines dinner, I wrecked my car on the way back to the house..yeah thats a memory for a lifetime!!
    The Fusion would be totally cool because I don’t want to smell like pepper and sneeze!
    Awesome site!

  43. I rock the party that rocks the body!
    I freeze cheese burgers from Hardees?

    Words that rhyme with body
    They aint so easy to find
    It even confused google
    Which you wont see too many times

    I want me a Fusion Razor so I can feel it in all it’s vibrating glory as i lather my mane with olive oil and lard…

  44. I rock the party that rocks the body.

    Expensive Razor!
    Fusion… kind of like fission,
    nuclear razor?

    I frequently blog about the overhyped marketing of razors. I have experienced the power of 4, but am thirsty for the power of 5 (or 6).

  45. I rock the party that rocks the body!

    Gillette Fusion Power please.

    Razors are good but when you add Power in the name woo-hoo, that is something. Plus it has Fusion…whoa!

  46. I rock the party that rocks the body!

    I would like the Olive Leaf body wash.

    I need to have some enjoyment while I am recovering from surgery.

  47. I rock the party that rocks the body! I would like the Olive Leaf body wash. I’ve been reading your entire archive. I love it!! I was a blog virgin until I found you, so you’ll always be a little special to me xxoo

  48. I rock the party that rocks the body!! I never really knew what that meant, but I used to blast it anyway.

    I would love the Gillette Fusion Power razor!

    Anything to get my boyfriend to shave more often … wait. How ofter do YOU shave? …….

  49. I rock the party that rocks the body!

    Gillette Fusion Power

    I’m still using three blades, and they don’t even vibrate. I’m such a friggin’ luddite.

  50. Yes, I rock the party that rocks the body! No, really, it’s true!

    See me switch it up on the number one AND, for a limited time, on the number two! Three? Nope. No, sir. Can’t be done.

    Oh, and I’ll take the RAZR.

    Wait, it’s not the phone?

    It’s an actual razor?

    Damn. Well, I’ll take it anyways – I hear the reception on the body wash is terrible.

  51. I rock the party that rocks the body!

    Gillette Fusion Power

    Hello!? You are my President – I mean you are the President of your Blogdom!

  52. 1. “I rock the party that rocks the body!”
    2. Anything is fab 🙂
    3. You took my blog virginity–thus, you are my president.

  53. If I got that Fusion razor, I would rock the party that rocks the body.
    I would also know what it’s like to shave your face with an electric carving knife.

    Hook a brother up, dawg!

  54. I rock the party that rocks the body!

    The Fusion Razor. Because.. I haven’t shaved in 2 weeks, and it might inspire me. Maybe.

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