Comments on: Limited Edition Wrigley’s Juicy Fruit Gum

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:46:46 +0000

GUIT – Actually they don’t look good. They’re kind of boring. Plain old white pieces of gum. It’s like watching sitcoms on CBS.

By: GUIT

GUIT — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 18:11:51 +0000

this looks good
Thanks

By: marvo

marvo — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 00:32:06 +0000

Lord Jezo – I did see them. Got covered in paper towels. One of them came up to my face. Entertaining, but scary. The color blue haunts my dreams.

By: Lord Jezo

Lord Jezo — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 14:07:11 +0000

Blue Man Group = awesome.

You should see them if you ever get off that rock you live on.

By: marvo

marvo — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 07:04:05 +0000

Jayelle – HA! That was frickin’ funny! :-D …Unless your friend got a pink positive, but wanted a blue negative. :-(

By: Jayelle

Jayelle — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 02:11:24 +0000

Last time I heard anyone look so hard for pink positives and blue negatives, it was my homegirl taking a pregnancy test…

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:43:23 +0000

Muneer – I guess a Bauerasm is better than a Blue Lagasm. Damn, that didn’t work!

nat – No limited edition for me. If I have crappy stuff to put out, I’ll put out crappy stuff. Even if it sucks hard.

Gia on Guam – Other pink thing? You mean eating cotton candy in the rain?

Webmiztris – I am not a Catholic priest or Michael Jackson, so I don’t know what little boys taste like. I also don’t know what little girls taste like, but I’m going to assume sugar and spice.

Karen – Have you been listening to too much Kanye West recently? Also, isn’t ironic that Big Red is not big or red.

Nicki – The blue flavor tasted somewhat like blueberry, but the pink tasted like maybe strawberry shortcake. When I say strawberry shortcake, I don’t mean the dessert, I mean the cuddly doll.

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:29:43 +0000

Lizzy – I’m actually cute on the inside, but on the outside, not so much.

Chuck – They’re a negative in my book, because they give me nightmares. I also saw their show in Vegas and I had paper towels flying over my head. I had nightmares about that for days. Blue is my favorite color, but because of them, I sometimes wonder if it’s time for a change.

Andy – Back in the day it was great gum, because all we seemed to have was Juicy Fruit, Big Red, and Doublemint.

TG – You’re nailing these limited edition up the wazoo, as well. I predict limited edition beef jerky by the end of this year. Believe it!

Ultimate Best Vamp Ever – Ever since seeing the Blue Man Group in commercials I have had nightmare about them drumming my head with rubber mallets. I also had similar nightmares after watching a Gallagher special on HBO.

cybele – Smurfette…Definitely. Papa Smurf…Definitely. Hefty Smurf…Definitely. Grouchy Smurf…Definitely. Brainy Smurf…Definitely. Pickpocket Smurf…Not so much. Smelly Smurf…Also, not so much. Pantsless Smurf…Even more not so much.

By: Nicki

Nicki — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 04:21:52 +0000

You never did tell us what they tasted like…You just said fruity and juicy which i doubt very much as juicy fruit is a product of Satan. The flavor of a stick of Juicy Fruit last about as long as Star Jones’ husbands’ erection when he see her naked. Even the gross Bubbleiscious gum lasts longer then Juicy Fruit.

By: Karen

Karen — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 01:38:59 +0000

“Pink Panther” vs. “Blue’s Clues”
Guess which one I would choose?
I’m not sure ’cause no TV – i lose…
Don’t ask me, I’m one of the Jews.
(And furthermore, I work in the news!)

(i’m tryin’ to be a poet, don’t you know it?)

I used to buy Wrigley’s items intentionally as a kid growing up in Chicagoland in order to “help” the Chicago Cubs make money, as they were then owned by the William Wrigley Company. I was never a fan of their chewables; later I could stand Big Red; now I actually enjoy their Cinnamon EXTRA gum…

What I always have thought is so ironic is that this gum calls itself “Fruit” when nothing could be further from the truth! “Juicy” is pushing it, too…

Thanks for a fun review, Marvo!
:)

By: Dawn (webmiztris)

Dawn (webmiztris) — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 00:32:08 +0000

dude, you’re hilarious!

btw, silly, it’s easy to figure out the flavors…

Blue tastes like little boys and pink tastes like little girls! DUH!

By: Gia on Guam

Gia on Guam — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 22:40:57 +0000

I was darn certain you would mention that other Pink thing…the warm, soft, wet one. :) Truely a positive….with tabasco (kidding).

By: nat

nat — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 21:56:21 +0000

Is this your limited edition review? I’d better hurry to read it again before it disappears from my screen forever!

and I love muneer’s Bauerasm. tee hee.

By: Muneer

Muneer — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 18:00:38 +0000

There is nothing wrong with jacking off to the Blue lagoon. It is a beautiful thing. And now the FBI wants me for kiddie pr0n references. Hope it is LA CTU that wants me. And then jack bauer would come after me. And then when I am about to give all of the information to him, President Logan comes in and doesn’t let Jack torture me. Or Lynn McGill has Jack arrested.

OK, so I have been watching too much 24. I need to get myself psyched.

I think I just had a Bauerasm.

By: cybele

cybele — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 18:00:29 +0000

Dang! I love this review! (But the Smurfs should have been a pro for the blue side.)