Is obsessively gazing at our financial navels, feeling poor (even when we are not by world standards), feeling ashamed of the money we make, the money we don’t make, the money we spend, the money we save, the crap we buy, the crap we can’t buy… jus…

With MD as the baseline, I give it a 2/5. With Sprite as the baseline, I give it a 4.5/5.

kthx. And with this blog post really old, nobody is going to bother to read my on topic rant. Is that an oxymoron?

klew – It’s closer to MD. Vault has a more lemon-limey taste.

Rhawb – I wish I could log on to the university’s wireless network, I’m really close to the school, but apparently not really close enough. Also, TWO HOURS of listening to an art history lecture. I’d rather make two hours of art in the form of scribbles in my notebook.

Karen – I think my ex-girlfriends would agree, I am a clingy fungi.

Damian – You and Vault were meant to be.

Nicki – I guess radar echoes are soothing like a babbling brook if you can fall asleep to them.

Webmiztris – If it was on a school night, it would be even more badass.

nat – Marvo needs less salt in his diet. Needs to eat more tofu.

Toni – Just stay away from the Vivarin and No-Dose!

Dewayne – I think they’re trying to make soda names that involve the last few letters of the alphabet. Also, I don’t think Mello Yello is available throughout the US.

skibs – If I were on the TV show Jackass, I would probably do it.

Walter – I think the Surge fanatics were going to burn Coca-Cola down if they didn’t do something about it, so they introduced Vault.

Bryan – After awhile, you start picking the ulgy kittens because you feel sorry for them.

Muneer – I definitely prefer Vault over MDX. It’s got a better taste, although I don’t know if it has more caffeine.

Melbatoast – Like, “Awww!!!”, “CUTE!!!”, and “I could eat you up, yes I could!”

Andy – I think the price is just an intro price to get the Dew Dudes to try it. As for slapping balls with bottles, it’s worse with pants off than with pants on.

Mir – That’s okay, the ball-slapping was at the end of the review so you got to read almost all of the review. As for the ketchup effect, all I have to say is “ouch” and why were they speaking in Chinese?

Pel – I was reviewing the not so cute and not at all furry Vault.

Chuck – If there was an alarm clock that slapped guy in the balls instead of making an annoying alarm sound, it would definitely be the most effective alarm clock ever…and a semi-effective sterilizer.

Jude – I’ve had Squirt a few times…chilled. I’ve learned that people love porn references.

Mandy – Yes, it does have orange juice, or as OJ Simpson likes to call it, OJ. Wait. Are you talking about the soda or bodily fluids from certain places?

AL – Let me tell you that the ball slapping with the bottle is more effective when the bottle is full.

I practically on OD’d on MD when I was 15…we’d stay up all night partying, drinking Dew. yeah, I was badass.

i saw this at my neighborhood “RALPHS” sooper-market today and was wondering about it. Now I know.

Nice Tupac reference. Like a mushroom, yooou isss one verrrry fungi.

Great product to drag me through a two hour long session of Art History along with catching up on two years worth of reviews on this site. Campus-wide wireless internet is the best!

Give me the Crab Juice!