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March Prize Drawing!!!
By Marvo | March 13, 2006
Saint Patrick’s Day is coming up and it’s a great day to get drunk, get pinched, and get caught urinating in public.
However, no one gives gifts for Saint Patrick’s Day. So this month two lucky readers will each receive a Saint Patrick’s Day gift from The Impulsive Buy.
These two lucky readers will each win A BOX of the Extra Cool Watermelon Gum, which I reviewed the other week. It’s enough gum to last for weeks, unless you have a strong oral fixation and you also like to share, then it will only last you a couple of days.
Just like last month, I’ll be having two separate drawings. However, this month, one drawing is for men only and the other drawing is only for the ladies in the hizzouse. So one Barney will win a box and one Betty will win a box.
However, if you happen to be a hermaphrodite, I will enter you in both drawings. But if you are a hermaphrodite, and you win, you MUST show proof in the form of a doctor’s note.
To enter this month’s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with THREE THINGS.
1. The words “Hey! Nice watermelons!”
2. Whether you’re a male, female, or a hermaphrodite.
3. Whatever else you would like to say.
Please fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.
The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, March 19, 2006. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States, US Military APOs, Canada, and Guam. (To the rest of the planet, I’m sorry.)
Good luck!
Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about “lovely russian bittches in action.” (Yes, that’s how the spammers spelled it.) The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you information about seminars that will improve your managerial skills. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or Brokeback Mountain not winning Best Picture.
Topics: General, Prize Drawing |
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March 13th, 2006 at 11:32 pm
1. Hey! Nice watermelons!
2. I am a male.
3. I read this using bloglines.
March 14th, 2006 at 12:37 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
Male
Mmm… tastey watermrlons!!!
March 14th, 2006 at 12:38 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
Female, last time I checked.
Yummmm…!!!
March 14th, 2006 at 1:51 am
HEY! NICE WATER MELONS!
MALE!
I ATE CEREAL THIS MORNING!
March 14th, 2006 at 1:56 am
i can not wait for marvo to say “Hey! Nice watermelons!” to me i am a female and i am in love with marvo and my husband knows it kisses
March 14th, 2006 at 1:57 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
I am female.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
March 14th, 2006 at 2:05 am
Hey! Nice Watermelons!
Of the Female pursuasion.
Whatever else you would like to say. (Sorry, couldn’t resist)……….
March 14th, 2006 at 2:16 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
I’m a male for 49 years now!
March 14th, 2006 at 3:04 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
Female for life!
Yesterday one of my high school students asked me if we were in B.C. or A.D. years. I fear for the future.
March 14th, 2006 at 3:10 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
Male -izzle
I am uber-irish.
March 14th, 2006 at 3:19 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
Female
Could never have spelled vinaigrette on my own, thanks Marvo
Mmmm gum!
March 14th, 2006 at 3:45 am
The words “Hey! Nice watermelons!”
Yes, I am female!
Gum is yum!
March 14th, 2006 at 4:02 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
I’m a male
Sadly, nothing to say.
March 14th, 2006 at 4:08 am
Hey, nice watermelons!
I’m a male.
I am in a hurry so I don’t have time to think of anything funny to say.
March 14th, 2006 at 4:20 am
Hey! Nice Watermelons!
Male
30, single, enjoys long walks on the beach and product review blogs….
March 14th, 2006 at 4:25 am
“Hey! Nice watermelons!”
I’m a female, so the watermelons comment felt a little awkward!
March 14th, 2006 at 4:33 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
male
Does the runner up get pictures of a nice pair of watermelons?
March 14th, 2006 at 4:43 am
Hey!!!! Nice Watermelons!!
I’m a Female
Trust me…. I’m Irish!
March 14th, 2006 at 4:58 am
Hey! Nice Watermelons!
Female
Hello Marvo, thanks for your blog.
March 14th, 2006 at 5:28 am
Hey! Nice Watermelons!
Female
Bubble.
March 14th, 2006 at 5:32 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
I am a chica
Here’s how to say the first sentence in polish: „Hej! Ładne arbuzy!”
March 14th, 2006 at 5:36 am
Hey! Nice Watermelons!
Female
“Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
- Proverb
March 14th, 2006 at 5:56 am
Hey! I have nice watermelons because I’m female!
Thanks for the blog, Marvo
March 14th, 2006 at 6:02 am
I am a male, and I say “Hey! Nice Watermelons!” I enjoy them, because I’m male.
March 14th, 2006 at 6:10 am
1) Hey! Nice watermelons!
2) female *fluttering my eyelashes*
3) I never win your prize drawings, but still find you very sexy.
March 14th, 2006 at 6:22 am
Hey, nice watermelons. I’m a female, and I always get a fluttery feeling when I see the Impulse buy has been updated, Hooray!
March 14th, 2006 at 7:17 am
1. Hey! Nice watermelons!
2. female
3. ::is always horrid at this sort of thing::
March 14th, 2006 at 7:36 am
“Hey! Nice watermelons!”
Dood, I’m a chick, man!
I would like to say that I would so chew the hell out of a pack of Watermelon Extra gum, and that afterwards my jaws would ache and pop uncontrollably due to my TMJ.
March 14th, 2006 at 7:42 am
Hey! I am a female with very nice watermelons!
I also happen to adore watermelony deliciousness and I check the Impulse Buy every single day because I am a huge slacker in class and you’re funny.
March 14th, 2006 at 7:46 am
Niiiiiiiiice watermelons!
Glad the site’s back! I’m a big fan
March 14th, 2006 at 7:48 am
Things you never want to hear from your proctologist:
“Hey! Nice watermelons”
I’m a man, baby!
Great Oden’s hammer!
March 14th, 2006 at 7:48 am
“Hey! Nice watermelons!”
Thank God I’m female.
Yesterday I spent several minutes picking the watermelon flavored jellybeans out of a huge bag of Starburst Tropical jellybeans.
March 14th, 2006 at 7:48 am
“Hey! Nice watermelons!”
Thank God I’m female.
Yesterday I spent several minutes picking the watermelon flavored jellybeans out of a huge bag of Starburst Tropical jellybeans.
March 14th, 2006 at 7:55 am
Hey! Nice Watermelons!
I’m male.
There is some milk in the refrigerator that is about to go bad…
…..And there it goes.
March 14th, 2006 at 7:59 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
mmmm, I definitely want to try that gum!
I’m female!
I think….let me check….
YUP!
March 14th, 2006 at 8:10 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
I have nice melons, thus am a female.
And I’d like to say that I watch too much American Idol
March 14th, 2006 at 8:25 am
Hey, Marvo? Did you see that adorable woman waving at you yesterday? You know the one…the one that made you say, Hey, that female has nice watermelons? Remember her? Yeah, that wasn’t me, never will be, but I’d be very happy if I won the prize this month!
March 14th, 2006 at 8:58 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
I have no melons
I am a male.
March 14th, 2006 at 9:19 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
Male-type
this is not haiku-friendly
March 14th, 2006 at 9:40 am
Hey nice watermelons!
I’m a female
and you freaken rock my socks off!
March 14th, 2006 at 10:00 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
Male.
Who knew the USA team would struggle so much in the World Baseball Classic.
March 14th, 2006 at 10:13 am
1. Hey! Nice watermelons!
2. Male, but I will do the surgery if I get reimbursed for all expenses. And I
win the contest.
3. I didn’t get first post. Shame. Go add gravators to The OTHER Blog.
March 14th, 2006 at 10:15 am
Meh, just read your comment that you can’t do gravatars. kthxbai
March 14th, 2006 at 10:42 am
“Hey! Nice watermelons!”
male.
Grrrrr.
March 14th, 2006 at 10:52 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
male
watermelon candy flavor tastes nothing like real watermelon, which is very tasty.
March 14th, 2006 at 11:10 am
Hey! Nice Watermelons!
I’m a male!
DOWN WITH PANTS!!!
March 14th, 2006 at 11:21 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
I’m female!
Sometimes I get distracted by my toes.
March 14th, 2006 at 11:30 am
Hey! Nice Watermelons!
I am male.
Your watermelons are chewy.
March 14th, 2006 at 11:34 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
I am a woman.
I love the smell of watermelon candy!
March 14th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Hey! Nice watermelons!
I’m a guy
Sweet chewy goodness!
March 14th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
So I’m a male and said to this girl, “Hey! Nice watermelons!”
Then she slapped me and I ran away.
March 14th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
If I had a dollar for every time I heard “Hey! Nice Watermellons!”, I’d be a rich, rich girl. Instead, I just have nice watermellons.
March 14th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
Hey! Nice watermelons!
Male
Vault soda rocks!
March 14th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
Hey! Nice Watermelons!
Male
I swallowed a penny once.
March 14th, 2006 at 3:00 pm
“Hey! Nice watermelons!”
I am a female
I love that photo of the bubble gum bubble blowing little girl!
Happy early St. Patrick’s Day, Marvo & The Impulsive Buy readers.
March 14th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
Hey! Nice Watermelons! Male here.
are you into that whole corned beef and cabbage thing?
March 14th, 2006 at 3:38 pm
Nice watermelons, Marvo! I am female. xD
Happy St. Patty’s Day!
March 14th, 2006 at 5:09 pm
Hey! Nice watermelons!
Very male. Like male-er than all youz.
Um, “whatever else”
March 14th, 2006 at 5:21 pm
Hey! Nice watermelons!
Female…most of the time.
I need me some melons.
March 14th, 2006 at 5:25 pm
1.“Hey! Nice watermelons!”
2. Female
3. Arrrgh, I’m a pirate.
March 14th, 2006 at 5:39 pm
Hey! Nice watermelons!
Marvo,
I have very limited hopes to win but love your reviews so I keep trying.
I know I was just very happy when you reviewed the PB kisses and mentioned my name. I guess I am easy.
Karen
March 14th, 2006 at 6:21 pm
Hey! Nice watermelons!
Male
I love the watermelon gum! Even if it does make me feel a bit effeminate when I chew it…
March 14th, 2006 at 7:24 pm
Hey! (Check out my) nice watermelons!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/gpparsons/bra2.jpg
If you hadn’t guessed…I’m female
What would Buck Angel qualify as?
March 14th, 2006 at 7:50 pm
1. The words “Hey! Nice watermelons!”
2. Male
3. I’m glad I’m not competing in the same pool as #63.
March 14th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
1. Hey! Nice watermelons!
2. female
3. 36C
March 15th, 2006 at 2:42 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
I am a girl!
I am a gumaholic
March 15th, 2006 at 3:35 am
Hey! Nice watermelons!
I am a male!
March 15th, 2006 at 5:00 am
I am a girl who often hears the phrase: “Hey, nice watermelons!”
Love, love gum!!!!!
March 15th, 2006 at 7:06 am
hey, nice watermelons! despite my name, i’m female. if i were to win a certain box of artificially-flavored watermelon gum, it would be gone in a flash because i raffle off gum and office supplies to my students on a weekly basis. i rest easy at night knowing that any gum and/or candies i buy for my kids in bulk form do not risk becoming stale, hardened, and unloved.
March 15th, 2006 at 7:38 am
Hey, thats some nice, round, plump and juicy watermelons you got there. The gum looks pretty tasty too.
I’m a girl!
I can no longer afford gum, or any other of the small comforts… We purchased a car and a new house. SOS
March 15th, 2006 at 9:28 am
1. Hey! Nice watermelons!
2. I’m one of the ladies in the hizzouse.
3. Marvo has mad product reviewing skillz.
March 15th, 2006 at 10:46 am
1. Hey! Nice watermelons!
2. Female
3. I donate blood at work only because they give me 4 hours off.
March 15th, 2006 at 11:46 am
I once blew a bubble inside a bubble in grade school. I will attempt it again if I win this.
“Hey! Nice watermelons!” would apply to me if I were walking down the street. Actually, “Hey! Nice navel oranges” would be more apt. Does this answer the gender question? (Clarification hint: My navel oranges emerged via hormones I was born with, not the kind that come with the operation)
March 15th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
I was born a man, but since then have undergone expensive surgery so everyone that walks by me will shout “Hey! Nice watermelons!”.
March 15th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
“Hey! Nice watermelons! “.
male
I’m a school teacher for the summers off
March 15th, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Hey! Nice watermelons!
Female, as per my watermelons
I just watched the movie The Cutting Edge…I lead a sad life
March 15th, 2006 at 5:25 pm
Hey, nice watermelons.
Female.
Pick me, pick me, pick me!!!
March 15th, 2006 at 10:45 pm
HEY!!! Nice watermelons.
I am a female…who quit smoking recently, thus chewing insane amounts of gum…and its my birthday! And also I love your site. It rocks my socks.
March 16th, 2006 at 2:55 am
1. Hey! Nice watermelons!
2. Female
3. That gum looks fucking BOMB ASS
March 16th, 2006 at 6:18 am
Last night, there was an 8-hr sale at Albertson’s (grocery store). There were some great deals — blocks of cheese for $0.99, Wolf Chili cans for $0.49, pork loin for $1.49/lb and seedless watermelons for $2.99. When I saw them, I couldn’t help but point them out to my husband and say, “Hey! Nice watermelons!” They were the perfect size, round, and a lovely shade of vibrant green. Sadly, he wouldn’t let me purchase any because we are never home (and the watermelon would likely rot before we’d eat ‘em). I also hit the clearance aisle and managed to get both hair dye and gel F.A.C. (free after coupons). I didn’t need the stuff, but what can I say, I’m female, parsimonious, and I can’t pass up a good bargain, especially on girly items.
March 16th, 2006 at 6:19 am
So, I was walking down the street and some guy is whispering to his friend. I can see them out of the corner of my eye, and I know they are talking about me. So I turn around and and call out to them, “Hey! I hear you over there! What did he just say to you?!” And, startled, one of the guys says, “He.. uh.. He just said that girl has nice watermelons!”
I said, “Oh. I know. I just got them from that fruit stand over there.”
xoxo
[See how I fit everything in? Wonderful.]
March 16th, 2006 at 7:06 am
1. Hey! Nice Watermelons!
2. Female
3. OOH! SOMETHING SHINY!
March 16th, 2006 at 10:41 am
Hey! Nice Watermelons!
Female
Watermelons are the Most!
March 16th, 2006 at 10:41 am
Hey! Nice Watermelons!
Female
Watermelons are the Most!
March 16th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
Hey! Nice watermelons! I’m ALL woman!!! I need gum to keep me awake at my soul-sucking, mind-numbing job…
March 17th, 2006 at 3:40 am
hey, nice watermelons!
i’m a girly-girl
i’d really rather somebody else win because i only chew orbitz gum.
also, you mentioned nobody giving gifts for st. patty’s day. actually, in my irish family, we do give each other little gifts to celebrate. and http://www.redenvelope.com (the best gift-giving site ever in my opinion) has a whole section of st. patrick’s day gifts. you should check it out!
i am not paid to say nice things about redenvelope.com, i just really love them. i wish one day soon they will start shipping to APOs!
March 17th, 2006 at 4:26 am
1. Hey! Nice Watermelons!
2. Female - some might even say lady
3. May you arrive in Heaven and hour before the Devil knows you are dead! -Old Irish Toast
March 17th, 2006 at 7:58 am
“Hey! Nice watermelons!”
female
I really enjoy your website.
March 17th, 2006 at 7:24 pm
“Hey! Fantabulous watermelons! Are they real or artificial? Can I feel ‘em?”
I AM THE “finder of all misplaced things around the house that noone else can remember where they put ‘it’ because it is never put back in it’s rightful place where they got it from originally so now it’s frigging LOST *sigh*”, ….so I MUST be a female. I think the uterus was originally meant as a homing device……
Gimme sum gum, dammit.
March 17th, 2006 at 7:34 pm
“Hey! Crack-head!….I saw you steal that nice watermelon…SECURITY!!”
I like shoes…..I AM female!
Don’t give this awesome prize to any toothless tweaked-out meth head…they’d probably just sell it anyways!
March 18th, 2006 at 9:24 am
Guys tell me “Hey! Nice watermelons!” because I’m female.
March 18th, 2006 at 11:40 am
Hey! Nice watermelons! Female! Your site brings me great joy!
March 18th, 2006 at 3:50 pm
1) Hey! Nice watermelons
2) Female
3) Likes- People who find me attractive
Dislikes- People I attract
March 18th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
Since I’m a guy when I saw the hot hotel clerk all i could think was “Hey! Nice watermelons!
March 18th, 2006 at 8:34 pm
“Hey! Nice watermelons!”
I’m a guy - and this is a cool, funny site… just stumbled across tonight.
Thanks!
Jeff
March 18th, 2006 at 8:57 pm
Hey! Nice watermelons!
I’m a male.
This is a great site. I hope I’m not too late to enter the contest!
March 19th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Hey! Nice watermelons!
I hope I’m not saying that towards any of my fellow males, because they’d need some serious bro-idg.
March 20th, 2006 at 12:30 am
Thanks to all who participated in this month’s drawing.
Winners will be announced later this week.