Comments on: Apple Strudel Pop-Tarts

By: Joe

Joe — Sun, 09 Apr 2006 16:33:07 +0000

I think these look tasty mctasty like!

Pop Tarts Rule!

By: marvo

marvo — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 01:02:41 +0000

Anonymous – NO, YOU’RE HILARIOUS!!!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 19:58:38 +0000

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: marvo

marvo — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:08:13 +0000

laina – Oops, there’s an extra “I’ in there. I meant to say “…I think that would be just as good.” I know for a fact that Pop-Tarts are waaaay more attractive than me.

By: laina

laina — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:03:04 +0000

you think YOU would be just as good?? No man is the equal of poptart frosting.

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 06:43:33 +0000

Karen – Coco Crisp is the greatest athlete name ever, but Coco by itself is the one of the better stripper names ever.

laina – Or scrape off the frosting from another Pop-Tart. I think I would be just as good.

emily – Yes, the frosted apple cinnamon Pop-Tart rocked! You know what, they could cover the entire Pop-Tart with frosting. That would rock even more.

By: emily

emily — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 04:10:43 +0000

i really feel like the apple strudel pop tart is a weak version of the apple cinnamon, which kicked ass. I also feel strongly that Kellogg’s has removed some of the filling which may or may not have to do with the fact that apple strudel is a weakling, compared to the apple cinnamon’s World’s Strongest Man-type Pop Tart flavor.

Who the hell came up with “Pop Tart”? I think it was a fan of Madonna…

By: laina

laina — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:39:58 +0000

total lack of frosting. i got some of these the other day and i was irate. they should just sell big chunks of the poptart frosting. mmmmm.

By: Karen

Karen — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 05:44:52 +0000

I agree, Marvo!!
The best Milton “story” is the oddly-named Major Leaguer:
http://cbs.sportsline.com/mlb/players/playerpage/127049
Not to be confused with http://www.hasbro.com/miltonbradley/
(His may be the best name in baseball besides Coco Crisp.)

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 05:21:40 +0000

Karen – Milton the Toaster? I think that is the worst name for a toaster. Where’s the rhyming? Where’s the alliteration? They should’ve named it, Teddy the Toaster or Toady the Toaster.

By: Karen

Karen — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:53:53 +0000

Bring back Milton the Toaster.

(Marvo, that’s before your time, I know… but Milton was the greatest!)

http://theimaginaryworld.com/disp33.jpg

And here he is with Pop-Tarts (which i don’t eat because the frosted ones contain gelatin and i never have been enough of a connoisseur to appreciate plain Pop-Tarts)…

http://theimaginaryworld.com/disp25.jpg

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 07:36:23 +0000

rose – Don’t forget, you can nibble Pop-Tarts to any shape you want. If I’m bored, I like to make octagons.

By: rose

rose — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 12:43:02 +0000

i was just craving pop tarts this weekend. i was actually 45 minutes into a two hour spin class when i was fondly remembering the apple cinammon pop tart. toasted just right when you broke them open the sweet “apple” filling oozed just a little bit. oy.
and the brown sugar cinammon, the mixed berry!!! portable, travelable rectangles of goodness

By: marvo

marvo — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 09:23:31 +0000

Andy – Another new flavor is Mixed Berry, which I picked up with the Apple Strudel. As for the FFDM, I think the Hamburgler does need help, but mobbing him won’t do it. He needs to go to rehab. Your way sounds violent. I think we should create a trail of hamburgers to a nice padded cell, where doctors can detox him. If that doesn’t work cut off his hands.

By: Andy

Andy — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 06:28:23 +0000

Oh…damn. Just remembered, sorry for the double post here..

A few of us are forming a vigilante mob to bring that bastard Hamburgalar to justice! He’s been causing trouble for Mr McD for way too long! Was wondering if you’d like to join our Fast Food Defense Movement?