NetChick – But VPL…VPL.

Alex –
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Grins – Well I wasn’t haven’t sex before the thong, so I think it’s a wash.

-Karen

You may ask yourself, “Is this worth it?”
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful house.”
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful wife!”

Yuik. Pass!

Toni – I remember that episode. Good times. Good times.

Lord Jezo – I’m not going to spend $11 on a thong AND NOT wear it.

Sugar – No, you don’t. No, you don’t. No, you don’t. Trust me. No, you don’t.

Rhawb – I guess the “crack cover” could also be called, the Ass Maxipad. I don’t know if that made sense.

Peachy – But the other half are dudes. ;-)

Webmiztris – I shall stick with the boxers…and the boxer briefs, because sometimes I need the support. Can’t have the tomatoes flopping around all the time.

stuporstar – I can’t, because when I do a striptease video for my future girlfriend for Valentine’s Day, I don’t want to go out and have to buy another thong.

Erin – You know what? It is now my goal to look good in a thong. I don’t know what it will take, but I will make myself look good in a thong. Even if I have to put it on my head.

laina – You know what? I’m surprised no one has mentioned the Sisqo thong song.

Karen – Actually, that was one of the last things that popped into my head. Before that it was “toothbrush and contacts case” and “Twix and Peanut M&Ms.”

Sasha_Kitty – There’s always carrots and onions.

Pel – Who is “we?” Me, myself, and I? ;-)

cybele – You know you want the pics! ::in a seductive tone:: ;-)

Mandy – Not all male strippers like cheap gold thongs. ;-)

Gia on Guam – Unfortunately, it doesn’t whistle.

Toni – You know you want to get one for your boyfriend. :-)

Vn – So you’re into tighty-whiteys?

Karen – At least it wasn’t a diamond-studded thong, because that would be expensive and it would hurt.

skibs – I think several Sparks would give me the liquid courage to tan my entire body with Jergens Natural Glow, put on my Jockey thong, and do a dimly lit strip tease.

Bryan – YouTube will make me into the next Star Wars dancing kid. I don’t want that.

Runner4069 – Oh really. So that means I just need alcohol to make women think I look good in a thong. Got it.

Leah – If you have colored or patterned underwear, the skid mark issue is no longer an issue. Skid marks are easy to see on tighty-whiteys.

jin hamasaki – But not TOO juicy, then it’s too sumo wrestling-ish. :-)

Andy – Plum smugglers? You’re being too kind. My balls aren’t even close to being as big as plums. Grapes…Yes. Kumquats…Perhaps. Plums…No.

Ultimate Best Vamp Ever – If I were to take another picture, I would have to remove the hair on my legs…again.

Gwen – Talking about my equipment may make you hot, but seeing my equipment probably won’t. :-(

Lasadh – Seeing me in a thong = offerings to the porcelain throne

Derrick – I remember looking through a Fredrick’s of Hollywood catalog and seeing the elephant underwear, except with a shorter trunk.

AmberLB – Wait…Should I change in the women’s dressing room or the men’s dressing room to get the compliments? Because in either one, I don’t think I would get any compliments. Giggles maybe, but definitely not compliments.

Rukia is Ichiban – As long as I don’t need to try child birth, I’m cool with trying other feminine things. :-)

Alena – Don’t knock it, until you try it. :-)

Alex – I want more visitors, not less visitors. ;-)

Robyn – Most people definitely don’t need a male thong. Like I said earlier, only strippers and European male sunbathers.