Sarah – It looks revoltingly good. ;-)

This look absolutely revolting. That’s all I have to say.

Toni – I don’t know if your dog would attack The King successfully. He would probably throw one of his meaty sandwich to distract your dog.

The King – Don’t forget your Whopper!

Gia on Guam – That’s what the walk-in freezer is for.

Tristyn – It’s THE Whitney Houston because I have bad grammar and if I don’t add “THE” Whitney will attack me with her crack pipe. :-(

Karen – The cereal was so-so. So is the letter K. Oh wait, your name starts with a K. K is one of the greatest letters ever, because you can’t write “totally killer” without it.

Webmiztris – You could separate the French toast and eat that separately with syrup. Or throw it at The King if he’s staring at you.

Barb – If only I knew where the Dunkin’ Donuts were on this island. They closed the drive-thru one near my place. Damn you Dunkin’ Donuts! Damn you!

P.S. The King scares the bejesus out of me!

I was gonna mail you a box but you’ve got one already… awaiting your heady review!

To be honest, even after all my years on Urth, clowns scare me… therefore i spell the word as Klown whenever possible…

The letter “K” is big Hawaii, too. Yet another reason to love it!

Also- why is she THE Whitney Houston, hm?

If I wake up in the morning and look out the window and see this mutant staring back at me, I wouldn’t accept a sandwich from him- I’d scream bloody murder and call the cops, and sic my dog on it. If I were a lumberjack all alone in the forest and see this freak of nature staring at me behind a tree, I’d use my chainsaw on it. AND if I were a construction worker doing my job 80 stories in the air, and this fucking thing pops up in front of me, you can bet that I’ll be shoving it off the ledge.

laina – Now THIS is the reason why some guys have mirrors on the ceiling. Not for some perverted purpose, but to keep an eye out for The King.

Andy – Hey! You shouldn’t be dissin’ Who’s The Boss for two sexy reasons: Alyssa Milano and Katherine Helmond.

nat – I would agree that The King is the creepiest thing on TV right now…Until Star Jones returns to The View.

Mir – Oh, ben wa balls, they’re so much fun, when they’re in someone. As for the Krispy Kreme’s burger, thank goodness the only Krispy Kreme in the state is on another island.

Gia on Guam – Want to make chocolate Haagan Daaz ice cream look sick and disgusting? This is what you do. Go into a freezer with a pint of chocolate Haagan Daaz ice cream, an ice cream scooper, and roll of wax paper. Pull out about three feet of wax paper and place it on a table. Now using the ice cream scooper, place a scoop of the Haagen Daaz ice cream at about every four inches on the wax paper. Now using your hands or perhaps the ice cream scooper, spread out the scoops of ice cream and turn each scoop into a strip of ice cream. Connect all the strips together to form one gigantic strip. You can also use the wax paper to form your strips by rolling the ice cream like you would for sushi rolls. When you have that long strip, coil it around so it looks like dog doo doo, and voila!

Karen – It’s Insane Clown Posse, just to let you know. Anyway, I just picked up a box of the Chocolatey Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch yesterday. I haven’t tried it yet.