Comments on: Coca-Cola Blãk

By: Population Statistic

Population Statistic — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 03:31:14 +0000

BAR-BRAWLIN’ BLAKOUT…

Take it from Marvo: The next time you throw down in a barroom brawl, make sure you’re not drinking a bottle of Coke Blãk. Because the bottle’s shatter-proof design means you can’t rely on using it as a jagged-glass shiv in a pinch.
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By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 06:18:43 +0000

Leslie – I’ve never had coffee-flavored jelly bean. They must taste better than actual coffee beans.

nothipcoolorbuff – I’d take a swig of iced tobasco sauce…For five bucks. Oh nevermind. ::head to kitchen::

By: nothipcoolorbuff

nothipcoolorbuff — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 02:49:34 +0000

Yuk, yuk, yuk. I think they pumped this stuff out of the ground near Cheyrnoble. Or maybe when they brew it they throw in a few discarded D size batteries. I’d rather take a swig of iced tabasco sauce. ugggh! Nasty stuff.

By: Leslie

Leslie — Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:19:59 +0000

tastes like a coffee flavored jelly belly. yum!

By: marvo

marvo — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 07:35:20 +0000

Rhawb – Oh memories. I miss being the nerdy student that the other students made fun of. It made me feel wanted. :-(

By: Rhawb

Rhawb — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 14:35:53 +0000

Yeah, I went to this weird high school that kind of thought it was a college prep school. We had lots of freedom to do what we wanted (within county rules) and there were all sorts of wacky a la carte options to add on to our lunches. I’m sure it wouldn’t surprise you to find out that we were the nerdy school that all the other schools made fun of. :P

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:26:18 +0000

Anonymous – Nope, it’s really glass. Unless somehow someone created aluminum that I can see through.

Rhawb – You had cappuccinos in your high school cafeteria!?! The most exciting thing they had in my high school cafeteria was chocolate milk.

By: Rhawb

Rhawb — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 15:48:57 +0000

Wooh! I finally found the stuff! Turns out it tastes exactly like the cappuccino they served in my high school cafeteria, weird vanilla-but-not-quite-vanilla taste and all. I used to love the stuff in HS and it definitely translates to the soda. Pretty darn tasty.

Only problem I had with it was the caffeine made me more jittery than a crackhead on speed. I rarely drink soda, so all the caffeine in this stuff was quite the experience for me. Though, if I ever need to stay up for some reason, I’ll just down a bottle of this stuff – no doubt it’ll keep me going!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 13:27:07 +0000

I heard it was aluminum (aluminium in Britain), so that would explain the crash-resistance. Also, I was looking forward to this so much I felt weightless when I finally saw it. It’s too sweet, though; why bother with aspartame when you have all that sugar (why bother at all!); and there’s not enough syrup. I’ll stick with Ghirardelli’s 70% cacao chocolate with finely ground espresso beans.

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 06:01:19 +0000

tanya – For something that combines coffee and soda, it didn’t really give me a kick.

Domokun – First off, please don’t kill all the kittens. Also, clonking people on the head isn’t fun, unless I have a row of heads, two bottles, and able to make different tones with each head then play them like a xylophone.

By: Domokun

Domokun — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 18:28:13 +0000

Tanya and I are late, but at least I’m not the one that’s possibly pregnant, but wouldn’t it be hysterical if we both were? At the same time? A riot. Maybe we should stop drinking Coke Blãk or drink more of it. Whichever doesn’t make us late.

I’m with the others that say you should just clonk others on the head instead of shiv’ing it. As illustrated in your video, it clearly would cause some major close head trauma and be much funnier to witness. Especially if it makes that “clonk” sound.

By: tanya

tanya — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 15:58:18 +0000

I’m so late – I’m like the 39th comment. Anyhoo – I can’t believe we all reviewed this product on the same day – some kind of ‘quasi’ food reviewers karma thing going on… I liked it, then didn’t like it so much after 3 gulps. Why is the dang bottle so heavy when there’s so little liquid in it? It really didn’t give me the ‘energy drink’ buzz – I get very hyper and my eyelids feel like they’re taped open after I drink energy drinks, but nothing much happened after I drank this.

By: marvo

marvo — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:30:24 +0000

Stacie – I noticed the NFCS and the artificial sweetener and thought that was strange too. The weight of the bottle kind of threw me off to how much liquid there was in a bottle. Oh, if it only were bigger or I could get a Big Gulp of it.

By: Stacie

Stacie — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:30:10 +0000

I like it. It has a unique taste that I actually enjoyed. I have never tasted anything quite like it before. I like the glass bottle, but I wish it were twice as big. I tried to sip it slowly but it was gone in a flash! I could do without the aspartame as I don’t like to consume artificial sugar for many reasons. What is the point of a beverage having high fructose corn syrup AND aspartame as well? I have seen Blak at several convenience stores for $1.50 + deposit. I have not seen it in any grocery stores or on sale as of yet.

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