‘Had an insightful and witty response to this review involving terrorists, jack bauer, and a gun, but firefox’s *massive* memory leak conbined with a PDF opening made it crash. now i don’t even feel like moving this into word to run spellchecker.

too bad IE7 is the worst browser i’ve ever used.

TG – Well I may have beat them once, but they’ve beaten me hundreds, nay, thousands of time. I’m like the Washington Generals playing against the Harlem Globetrotters.

nothipcoolorbuff – Hmm…You must like adjectives and descriptors.

laina – BLAH to BLAH! HA! HA! NAH!

That white tea review was Bad according to The Man in the Mirror. Human Nature being what it is not to mention Billy Jean, we may never know what is behind His Former Majesty, the King of Pop’s strange metamorphosis into Jackostein. It’s sad really. Sic transit gloria mundi.

Now, I need to try and find that white tea so I won’t have the caffeine problem and can avoid wanting to Shake My Body Down to the Ground. Can You Feel It?

Sarah – I think it’s what I do best. Although that’s really not saying much. :-(

Peachy – You should get a job reading reviews. I think you’d totally kick ass at it! :-)

Why did you go an have to ruin yet ANOTHER product with your references to disturbing things that don’t quite always make sense? What does MJ have to do with tea?

Shame shame shame. ;-)

Barb – I’m looking for GoTarts. Do those count?

Grins – You could always drink the raspberry one instead. Or Diet Coke. Or beer. Or black tea. You know what they say, “Once you drink tea that’s black, you’ll never go back.”

cybele – Oooh, you know what would’ve been cool? Green apple green tea. Oh, that would totally rock and would totally be green.

Gia on Guam – Hey, don’t give Wacko Jacko any ideas. Someone already convinced him to make a rap album.

Andy – No, the review wasn’t terrifying. It was like butterflies and clouds in a diorama.

TheWarden – I don’t really like green apple the actual fruit, but I like green apple-flavored products. I’m just weird like that.

laina – Blah to getting only 3 hours of sleep last night. Blah to my credit card debt. Blah to unironed clothes.

The Ford – Well Jacko is probably trying to keep young white tea leaves down. :-(

skibs – I would have to agree with the black or white thong thing. Definitely black or charcoal grey. Or hot pink. With an inflatable cup.

Chuck – Any tea that reminds me of Steven Segal movies are even creepier.

Domokun – I hope it’s not snowing where you are. Or I hope you’re not surrounded by cocaine.

CarbonNYC – But the green food coloring would’ve made it not all-natural, like Jacko.

Bryan – You guys had concrete blocks that lit up when you danced on them? Cool.

Lizzy – You are forgetting, dork, doofus, dweeb, geek, and wedgie target.

Sasha_Kitty – Bad kitty! Bad kitty!

Webmiztris – It was very tasty. As a matter of fact, it was TEAriffic.