Right now, The Impulsive Buy is being bombarded by visitors from somewhere unknown Kim Komando’s Cool Site of the Day. I just want to welcome those visitors from somewhere unknown Kim Komando’s Cool Site of the Day and hope you enjoy your stay here.
The Impulsive Buy is dedicated to providing humorous quasi-reviews about various consumer goods. Each review goes off on some tangent, but almost always comes back to complete the review. If it didn’t, we wouldn’t be a quasi-review website. Instead we would be some quasi-babbling website.
The Impulsive Buy USUALLY posts two or three reviews a week. About one in every fifty are actually any good.
The staff of The Impulsive Buy are not experts, but they do like to try anything that has any of the following words on the product: new, improved, new and improved, better tasting, reconditioned, less fat, fat-free, best-selling, less calories, reduced for quick sale, limited edition, free toy, 50% off, or now with Olestra.
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Don’t worry, Marvo…I’m not your number one fan in a Stephen King’s Misery type of way or anything. :)
Ice cream is good. Hmm.. Maybe.. will some type of funnel, the only problem would be, ya know.. trying not to choke while ya are sleeping. Hmm.
Interesting.
Well what are you waiting for?? Swiff, man swiff!!
;) Thanks Marvo!
Chuck – Oh, thank goodness. I like my legs the way they are.
Andy – Ice cream IV drops.
Damasta – Sorry, I think I’ll stop using plates so I can pick up crumbs. :-)
Ok. Sure. I could go with that.
-PFC Andy
Woohoo Marvo, that’s pretty cool you were mentioned on Kims list. I always listen to her on Saturday night n my local talk radio station 104.7….I have 2 kids, I don’t get often anymore.
I always read your site on Fridays…I guess you have replaced my nights of drunken debauchery, I suppose I should thank you for saving me from being a total drunk ass.. now I’m just a “kinda” drunk ass.
Andy – Although, the ice cream would have to be melted.
Andy & Lou – Your drunken debauchery could always happen on Saturday night.
Meh.. could force it through under high pressure.. Although, that could very well kill you. I think I’ll just…eat it, if it’s all the same.
Hmm.. I’m staring at a Cadbury Caramel Egg (Not a fan of the cream ones).. They should make one with ice cream inside. An ice cream egg. Hmm.