Comments on: Vanilla Mint Listerine

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 09 May 2006 05:43:35 +0000

Caray – One time at Girl Scout camp…

Webmiztris – Yes, I try to be edutainment, like Sesame Street or Wonder Showzen.

By: Dawn (webmiztris)

Dawn (webmiztris) — Mon, 08 May 2006 16:09:38 +0000

Strobe-light honeys…lmao! I learn so much here, marvo!

By: Caray

Caray — Mon, 08 May 2006 16:07:40 +0000

If you’ve never tried Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookies, you haven’t lived, man! Actually, if you can get Keebler cookies at your local store, they have a variety called “Grasshoppers” that are identical to Girl Schout Thin Mints.

It’s a cookie, coated in chocolate, and the whole thing is also mint flavored.

I was a girl scout once….

By: marvo

marvo — Sun, 07 May 2006 21:03:31 +0000

fatyoli – The mouth lining absorbs alcohol? Hmm…Maybe I should swish Listerine in my mouth for longer than 30 seconds.

Mir – Doesn’t Gingivitis sound like a STD? Or is it just me?

Domokun – Also, some guys who walk out of strip clubs, walk out with vanilla flavored shame, usually put there by Mandi, Candi, or Terri, and must be covered before they can go home back to their wives and girlfriends.

Grins – You could probably kick my ass too. :-(

Gia on Guam – Oh, vinyl. They make wonderful frisbees.

Karen – Listerine is like your kryptonite.

Sasha_Kitty – Yay for supporting small internet businesses! Boo for strobelight honeys and beer goggle princes.

By: Sasha_Kitty

Sasha_Kitty — Sun, 07 May 2006 21:00:50 +0000

Strobelight honey, beer goggle prince? Only regular Listerine can get rid of those cooties!!! Great review.

BTW, I bought two shirts from threadless – Why Did The Chicken Cross Abbey Road and Fall From Grace. I love the shirts they have – especially at $10 a pop!

By: Karen

Karen — Sun, 07 May 2006 06:19:47 +0000

Just reading about Listerine makes my entire mouth hurt like bloody &*@@

By: Gia on Guam

Gia on Guam — Fri, 05 May 2006 22:33:30 +0000

Well I did have in in vinyl…

By: Grins

Grins — Fri, 05 May 2006 16:45:57 +0000

I’m a Listerine FreshBurst or CoolMint girl. Which means that I’m more man than you Marvo my love. Shoot, I eat Listerine pocket pack strips like candy. Mmmmm good.

By: Domokun

Domokun — Fri, 05 May 2006 13:36:17 +0000

No matter how you look at it…it’s just more shame. Vanilla flavored shame.

By: Mir

Mir — Fri, 05 May 2006 12:40:50 +0000

I believe in my heart of hearts that anything even slightly vanilla-flavored would be antithetical to fighting the gum disease Gingivitis.

I also believe Listerine commericals are the reason I can no longer eat ginger snaps without thinking of periodontal disorders.