Comments on: Staples Easy Button

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 11 May 2006 07:09:42 +0000

Sudoku Game – With a name like Sudoku Game, you’d better like sudoku…and games.

Gia on Guam – Like a shish kebob?

Chuck – “Fun to play with…” Wait a few weeks, then we will see. :-)

By: Chuck

Chuck — Thu, 11 May 2006 00:42:43 +0000

The administrative assistant for our department just got one of these. Fun to play with. If it worked in real life I’d be taking it to use during training on days we have tests.

By: Gia on Guam

Gia on Guam — Wed, 10 May 2006 22:34:57 +0000

Yeah a meat stick.

By: Sudoku Game

Sudoku Game — Wed, 10 May 2006 14:18:12 +0000

I love Sudoku !

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 10 May 2006 07:55:20 +0000

FatYoli – …and what’s wrong with a dirty mind? Clean is for countertops.

Andy – Oh man, thanks for the image… :-(

hair remover – Easy for the waxer, but hard on the waxee.

Eryn – The only thing a button would say, if it were next to my bed, is “That was quick.” :-(

Gia on Guam – A stick?

Larry – Nah, that’s okay, I’ll just stick with my plain old plastic button, until the batteries die or until someone throws it against a wall because they’re totally annoyed with it.

Gia on Guam – If you move to a large metropolitan area, I’m sure you will.

By: Gia on Guam

Gia on Guam — Wed, 10 May 2006 01:03:09 +0000

Larry I want an “Easy” button…I’d get more dates.

By: Larry

Larry — Tue, 09 May 2006 23:56:18 +0000

Man, my friend’s dad is president of Staples. You totally should have emailed me and asked for one and I would’ve gotten him to send it to you for free. That being said, perhaps this fancy smancy plastic button version is not the real deal, and you want the old school magnet button version? I could hook you up man.

By: Gia on Guam

Gia on Guam — Tue, 09 May 2006 22:27:16 +0000

When it comes down to it, I like something hard to push my button.

By: Eryn

Eryn — Tue, 09 May 2006 21:03:13 +0000

Karen, Barbara Eden might take umbrage to being called dead, because she isn’t. Marvo, this easy button seems like one of those trite office-culture annoyances, much like those “Hang in There” posters (speaking of kittens). Although it could be handy on a bedside table for those post-coital bragging rights!

By: hair remover

hair remover — Tue, 09 May 2006 19:36:26 +0000

That was easy. Same thing I heard after my first Brazilian wax. Just because it was easy, didn’t mean that it didn’t hurt.

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 09 May 2006 16:12:19 +0000

True. Seems like it would get annoying after a while, the “that was easy” bit. Heh.. the kitten thing was funny though. I know the feeling, I hate watching Bob Barker masturbate too.

By: FatYoli

FatYoli — Tue, 09 May 2006 07:00:36 +0000

lol…wipes tears….hyperventilates….
sadly gia and muneer i’m just an innocent girl, not a gram of dirt in my mind….hihihi
on the other side, you guys are bad, bad people with dirty minds!
listerine for you!

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 09 May 2006 06:47:56 +0000

Sasha_Kitty – While we’re at it, screw crosswords and word jumble.

Domokun – Awww, cute! Don’t masturbate or you may kill one.

skibs – NO WHAMMIES, NO WHAMMIES, NO WHAMMIES…STOP!

Wednesday – With toys that talk, I think the best thing to do is secretly take out the batteries and when your kid asks you why it doesn’t work anymore, tell them that the toy got tired of talking and is mad at them. Oh, I’d make a good father.

Caray – I wish there was an easy button on my shirt and when a woman pressed it, it would say, “I’m easy.”

Webmiztris – Or I could just sell it on eBay.

Bryan – Orgasm by Faulkner.

cybele – My typical eBay feedback: “Great price. Great shipping. Thank you.”

Gwen – You know what you need. An Easy Button AND a sledgehammer.

Lizzy – Yes, apparently all forms of energy are increasing in price. Gas…Increasing. AA batteries…Increasing.

Gen – Well after they do that, you and your fellow students can stab them with your pencils.

Muneer – Staples? I don’t need no stinkin’ Staples! I have Office Max AND Office Depot. They both have red in their logos. Sure, they don’t have an arena named after either of them, but that’s so overrated.

Karen – Or I could rub Buddha’s belly.

Grins – I don’t know if the button would appreciate all the saliva with all the practicing I would do with it.

Mir – I know what the other thing would be…I can’t believe I just spent $1,000 to meet a quasi-product review blog editor.

Gia on Guam & Muneer – You guys are such pervs…and that’s why I like you guys.

Andy – It’s definitely better than a rock paper weight.

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 09 May 2006 01:11:20 +0000

I want one, even though it is little more than a glorified paper weight. I’m a sucker for pointless novelty items, I suppose.

By: Muneer

Muneer — Mon, 08 May 2006 23:05:50 +0000

Heh, Gia got it. I didn’t want to say it first.

There are so many hidden meanings in Fatoyli’s comment, I don’t know where to start.